Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 <snip sorry Lady B here it is in all its pussified glory :commie: <snip Oh, thanks. Still a bad line though. In fact, it's even worse. CB was instrumental in deciding to ignore the book description of Tyene entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn wasn't born in a blizzard. It was actually just a snow flurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 WB was born during a hurricane. No, not the weather kind, it was what her dad was drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Lady Blizz was the one that convinced us all that Orpahlesion was a lady, despite his claims. In fact, Lady Blizz herself isn't a lady at all. If you're cunning enough you'll find Youtube videos of Lady Blizz falling in disgrace and acting like a common drunk wench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Baltan payed an actress to dress up as Lady Blizzard and behave like a commom drunk wench in videos she filmed herself and put on youtube in order to slander Lady B's public image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Orphalesion denies the connection, but said actress was in fact Orphalesion in drag. He didn't do it out of despite towards Lady Blizz, he just wanted to prove that he could look hotter than Gael García Bernal. He didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Baltan is looking for a long lost twin...to her puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 Lady B is said puppy twin in a cunning disguise. She's doing it as revenge because B didn't pick her up first at the pet shop. Let it go already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 In real life, CB is actually the psychotic criminal known as Bingle the Clown: a clown so murderous, he makes the Joker look like Ronald MacDonald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Knight of Ashes knows that because he is CB's version of Harley Quinn, documenting each and every of CB's violent misdeeds lovingly in a scrap book. With stickers and glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Speaking of Ronald McDonald, O has been petitioning McDonald's to add Frey hamburgers to the menu for decades--or at least French Freys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 The Count has come up with a vegan and total gluten free recipe of a Frey Hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Baltan thinks gluten free is a bunch of baloney for most people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Ashara_Dayne was going to contaminate the water supply with gluten but changed her mind after watching that episode of Batman the Animated Series were Scarecrow tried something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Westerosi Batgirl is, in fact, not a fan of Batman and has never seen Batman the animated series. Rather she is a complete Marvel fangirl and has written several novel-lenght fanfics for X-Men TAS, X-Men: Spiderman; TAS and Ironman: TAS. All of them are Alternate Universes that recast the characters in High School. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 O likes to run around wearing a cape and dragon mask, claiming he was bitten by a radioactive dragon and turned into Dragon Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 CB is Dragon Man's archenemy. He wanted to call himself Doctor Destruction but was afraid of being arrested for practicing without a license so he settled for Destruction Practitioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 WB liked the new Fantastic 4 movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Minstral was in the new Fantastic Four movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Lady B wrote and directed the new Fantastic Four movie under a pseudonym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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