Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Orphalesion was the executive producer of the new Fantastic Four movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 WB recently invaded the fabled land of Froffdom through the clever use of time travel, banana peels, and smurfs.... The thing that makes it clever is that she had to create Froffdom first and then invade.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Minstral is the one who's been painting C3PO's arm red on all the Star Wars merchandise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 KoA recently gave me a case of cider that was apple lime.... I really, really, REALLY like this cider **Grits teeth**. Especially the part that makes it taste like cheap sour wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 The case was actually Newman's Lemonade. No one knows how M got a buzz out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (I had to google that lemonade to find out what it is...never heard of it so I have to assume that I live too far away ) It was ElizibethB that stole my stash of good Sea Cider, not to mention it is her that makes it so hard to find in the Lower Mainland. And she is also the one that is trying to get my keyboard to turn against me, but so long as I am shielded with spell check I shall endure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 M's keyboard is possessed by R'hllor, so he has to sacrifice heathens to get spell check to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 CB stole Minstral's scanner and threw it into the ocean as a sacrifice to the drowned god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Wb wears a robe and dies her hair in rainbow colors in honor to the Sevens. Still, she thinks dressing her religion is not enough and she's planning on tattooing the seven gods in her face as proof of her devotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Baltan has been cultivating a cult so that its adherents can dress in the symbols of their faith... unsurprisingly though it is a scam. Surprisingly though, Baltan is not doing this for financial gain but to dupe people to dress up as Hipsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Minstral figured Baltans plan out when he started wondering if there should be a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 10, 2015 Author Share Posted September 10, 2015 AD became a red priestess in order to seduce a king. So far, she's only managed to bag a dwarf who plays kings for "follies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 CB was the dwarf that AD bagged. Unfortunately for him she literally stuffed him in a bag. She did that just so she could see look on the TSA worker's face when she ran it through baggage check at the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 11, 2015 Author Share Posted September 11, 2015 WB makes prank calls in Valyrian: "Hello?" "Ziry jehikas gelenkor oghri iosre hura!" "What?" "Ha ha ha!" *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 CB is currently directing a production of "Death of a Salesman" completely in Dothraki, but he really wants to do "A Midsummer Night's Dream" in High Valyrian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Once robbed a bank with nothing but a pair of scissors, a cute jigglypuff, a toothpick, a heavy machine gun fitted with laser beams, and a bar of soap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Moriath used to dance in the fountain in the middle of the square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Ashara asked GRRM to write a chapter written in Hodor's PoV. This is what he sent her Hodor is coming, Ch. 1661 Hodor's back was itching something fierce. "Hodor" he said, asking Bran to scratch his back. "I know Hodor, I'm feeling hungry too" Bran said. "Hodor hodor!" Hodor exclaimed angrily "Is he having one of his fits again?" Meera asked cautiously "Hodor! Hodor!" shouted Hodor as the itching intensified "Hodor stop! You'll-" started Bran but Hodor was having none of it "HODOOOR!" he hodor'd as the intensity intensified. Through the haze of itching he felt Bran shift in his basket... ...and then his world went black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Moriath has been looking for an escaped Hodor, because he kidnapped the gentle giant in the interest of conducting a social experiment to instill a greater education for the subject of his research paper. This is also why we didn't see Hodor in the last season.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Minstral has been following those experiments closely, because he plans to kidnap Hodor for himself and force the gentle giant to carry him everywhere with the theme from "An Officer and a Gentleman" playing in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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