Felguy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Look like a Frey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Nas, I am overflowing. I can spare a few for a righteous cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Nas, I am overflowing. I can spare a few for a righteous cause. I'm glad you're back. This place was way less sexy in your absence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I tried the beard thing and it made me better looking so I shaved it and put a cheese grater to my face. That did the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warg Arry Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Just accept your handsome burden. And hope time really does heal all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 That's Bonesy for you. Bringing sexy back. Nas - I think this is actually where the phrase impossibly handsome comes form. You blessing, your curse, is that you really can't do shit about this. So, kudos for trying to work in the issue and being upfront about the challenges you face, but the truth is that the path to serenity lies in acceptance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Or stand next to me. Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Let me get this straight: Are you advocating that he implant spines upon his penis, like a cat? And that during coitus these spines traumatize the orifice? Damn, son. That is bold. Although advertising that your penis is spiny may not have the effect my friend desires... I encourage this approach, because it comes with the added benefits of sorting the normal ('get your spiky monstrosity the hell away from me!') from the people for whom internal injuries are like a cooler version of a hickey. When you think about it, "my penis is spiny" is basically an instant craziness-sorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordos Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 How about going emo/bad? Wear black every day like you are going to a funeral every day. Have a glum expression on your face all day like a Russian. It gives negative vibes and people will be driven away. This is what I'm trying to do as I'm at a low point in life right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 However you do your makeover, look up. That's where you're going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 You've already outed yourself as a West Ham supporter, Donkey. If even that hasn't worked, I'm all out of ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 How about going emo/bad? Wear black every day like you are going to a funeral every day. Have a glum expression on your face all day like a Russian. It gives negative vibes and people will be driven away. Now I know what I've been doing wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Look. I'm sorry about the fingernail clippings and wisdom teeth I sent you. Is that any reason to go and post some jacked up topic about your being too handsome? No. I'm surprised you didn't use the 'r' word. And by the way, I've honored the restraining order. Mail doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Conduct yourself with no confidence at all. That was me as a youth. And I was not at all handsome. Got myself some confidence and along came the handsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 You need to get yourself to some of Ordos's day-glo neon sexy party discos where girls rub up against you and stuff, Theda! That'll fix you right up!You're right!! I just need a good Neon Splash Party!! It would definitely be hard to maintain my negative russian vibes when covered in neon paint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Tell people you're actually a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Stand next to me. Tell people you're actually a horse.Between these two, one of them wins the internet today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 You've already outed yourself as a West Ham supporter, Donkey. If even that hasn't worked, I'm all out of ideas. Haven't you heard? We play on the floor now, Hereward. That's handsome football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 You've already outed yourself as a West Ham supporter, Donkey. If even that hasn't worked, I'm all out of ideas. I can't speak for anyone else but supporting West Ham is one of my more endearing qualities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordos Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You need to get yourself to some of Ordos's day-glo neon sexy party discos where girls rub up against you and stuff, Theda! That'll fix you right up! Don't like going off topic, but I want to point out you forgot the free candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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