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The Drunk Thread: Just Look at the Flowers

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2 hours ago, larrytheimp said:

I am so many drunks right now. [end actual quote]

(I'd post outside the damn quote if I could... thanks forum.)

Anyway, did you get the 2nd vehicle running?

Edited by Ded As Ned

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Five chocolate rum balls,

Four no-bake cookies,

Three Winter Lagers

Two shots of jack

And crooked star on top of the tree.

Edited by DreamSongs

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Fuckit, what a night.  Every great once in awhile, the fates of the universe conspire against you just to see what you're made of.  I would rant about the details, but work beckons in 5 short hours and let's just say.... I prevailed, dammit! :cheers:

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19 hours ago, Ded As Ned said:

.... I prevailed, dammit! :cheers:

Did you yell out "Victory!!!" once you prevailed? After prevailing you're supposed to yell out "Victory!!!" or some other phrase along those lines. If you didn't then the prevailation doesn't count. 

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18 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Did you yell out "Victory!!!" once you prevailed? After prevailing you're supposed to yell out "Victory!!!" or some other phrase along those lines. If you didn't then the prevailation doesn't count. 

Actually it was "VICTORY IS MINE!" :) 

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last night our flight from ottawa to dc was cancelled due to weather.  cool.  we can work with that. 

this morning we flew from ottawa to toronto. seems our actually aircraft is missing.  we are now drinking a whole bottle is wine,  eating pizza and watching soap operas whole we wait the two hours for our aircraft to make it's appearance. 

Edited by MercurialCannibal

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Sure you're not flying through Bermuda?

At a beach bar in Pensacola.  Trying to work, but I think I am more interested in this beer right now.

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For Christmas I got a Star Wars themed shot glass set. I'm kinda obligated to drink from each at least once the first time I use it, right? Anything else would be disrespectful, right?

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20 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said:

For Christmas I got a Star Wars themed shot glass set. I'm kinda obligated to drink from each at least once the first time I use it, right? Anything else would be disrespectful, right?

 As long as it's in middle of the theater, sure!

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In the space of 2 hours I've gotten calls from Michigan, Wyoming, and Pennsylvania area codes. I smell a conspiracy. And though I suppose I could just answer and find out what the hell is going on, I think the bes thing to do is just ignore it until the problem goes away. You know, like most medical issues.

Edit: As an aside, I want to point out that drunk cleaning is the most enjoyable cleaning. Even though said cleaning tends to take longer. 

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Too many Red Stripes.  Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof.  They are often wrong. 

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3 hours ago, Ded As Ned said:

Too many Red Stripes.  Liquor drinkers often think they can drink beers like water, because of the discrepancy in proof.  They are often wrong. 

And then he had it,  the secret of bottle: Sometimes even the most meager proof is enough for indomitable conviction, unconquerable belief 

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