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Hi Boarders. I've invented a new thing on the internet. It's called "Ask me whatever you want". So this is a AMWYW thread. Here is how it works, I tell you a little about myself and then you ask me questions. Then I answer them. Don't even think about stealing my idea either. i'm trademarking it. 

Here is goes - I'm a 44 year old male, married, three teenage kids. I'm an avid hiker, cyclist, triathlete and backpacker. I work for a large technology company located in Cambridge, MA. I've been posting on this message board since almost the beginning of its existence, I enjoy trolling facebook hiking groups, watching "milking table" internet porn and reading old school pro wrestling message boards. I voted for Bernie in the primary and Johnson in the general but only so i could have plausible deniability if Trump goes horribly wrong. I'm a huge disney geek and i've recently started a pandora radio station based on "we built this city on rock and roll". Ask me whatever you want...

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Easy one, to break the ice.

How long before Trump is impeached?

 

eta: maybe that was unfair... what's the over/under on Sunday?

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Isn't it wiser to direct all inquiries to the nearest donkey?

Edit: Crap. I was going to do the correct thing and resurrect the old "Dear Donkey..." thread, but apparently it was archived in June 2015.

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7 hours ago, Fragile Bird said:

Easy one, to break the ice.

How long before Trump is impeached?

 

eta: maybe that was unfair... what's the over/under on Sunday?

I believe he will make it about two years. I also think it is more likely that he will resign due to scandal versus getting impeached. 

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7 hours ago, chairman lmao said:

do you think mo vaughn gets free meals at resteraunts anymore? 

Sadly, Mo has been completely forgotten since David Ortiz's epic run of World Series victories. Mo is slightly above Rico Brogna on the Red Sox 1B/DH slow power hitter historical depth chart. 

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6 hours ago, chairman lmao said:

why are so many black metal bands white nationalists?

They are too uptight. If they spent one to two hours a day watching milking table porn on the internet they would come to the realization that their path in life is wrong and would convert to Anarchists. 

6 hours ago, chairman lmao said:

what kind of ice cream do the marching martians want?

Sadly, I suspect this is a reference to something I am not hipster enough to understand. 

 

3 hours ago, drawkcabi said:

Is this a pyramid scheme?

No, but if anyone is interested in being  a herbalife health coach I'd be happy to friend you on facebook and post inspiring shots of my morning workouts while drinking my shakeology drinks and asking you to buy my beach body workout videos. 

7 hours ago, Fragile Bird said:

 

eta: maybe that was unfair... what's the over/under on Sunday?

59 - under all day. Pats will slow the pace of the game down, scheme against jones and win a grinder 24 - 10. 

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5 minutes ago, Martell Spy said:

Are you a Roddy Piper fan?

I'm of the opinion that the Pipers Pit segment where Piper attacked Jimmy Snuka with a coconut was one of the greatest moments in television history.  Pure genius.   

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3 minutes ago, Jaxom 1974 said:

Anything?  How much longer until this thread is moved to Forum Games?

Yes, anything. I'll dig as deep down into the dark reaches of my soul to answer any question. I believe this newly invented genre of message board thread is properly placed in Gen Chat. 

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46 minutes ago, DireWolfSpirit said:

What are your 3 favorite Aerosmith songs?

Hold the Line, Frankenstein, and Under the Bridge

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