Rhom Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 4 hours ago, dmc515 said: Low blow man. I can still hold out hope that they suck enough this year - and Darnold or one of the other kids impresses enough - to convince ShanaLynch that simply drafting a franchise QB is the superior option. That's now my hope. As I said above, I have been Team Cousins... but when $30m per starts getting thrown around, that's where I bail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 AAAAHH!!! I'M NOT CRAZY AAAAAHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 14 hours ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I tried to warn you. Taking him in the 9th when I already had 2 QBs was good value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Stafford and Cutler are basically the same person, but Stafford has been a little better. The only major difference is that if you met the two at a party, Stafford would offer you a shot and slap you on the back while Cutler would try to bum a cig and then walk away without saying thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Tiger Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Tywin et al. said: Stafford and Cutler are basically the same person, but Stafford has been a little better. The only major difference is that if you met the two at a party, Stafford would offer you a shot and slap you on the back while Cutler would try to bum a cig and then walk away without saying thanks. And afterwards sit in the corner with a knife, telling tales about the women who betrayed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Tywin et al. said: Taking him in the 9th when I already had 2 QBs was good value. In round nine I took Tyrell Willams who I packaged for Derek Henry and John Brown, who I packaged for Doug Martin/Doug Baldwin and Jay Ajai/Jarvis Landry, respectively. Seriously, I did try to warn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 19 hours ago, Tywin et al. said: *Dials phone* Yo yo yo, Spicy and the Mooch! The hottest thing in sports radio! I got a quick question for you twp. If evidence becomes publicly available that Zeke did in fact assault the young lady, should he get a year ban for being a lying scumbag? I'll take my answer off the air. GO DALLAS CRUZBOYZ!!! Let me ask you something, Hockey Puck. When was the last time you saw Ezekial Elliot's girlfriend pick up 8 yards running off tackle? Run over Kam Chancellor in the flat? How many great men have to get sawed in half in this country before we address this epidemic of gold-digging whores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Pony Queen Jace said: In round nine I took Tyrell Willams who I packaged for Derek Henry and John Brown, who I packaged for Doug Martin/Doug Baldwin and Jay Ajai/Jarvis Landry, respectively. Seriously, I did try to warn you. I think you forgot to mention Melvin Gordon and Shady McCoy, both of whom you gave up to end up with Doug Martin and Jay Ajayi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I think you forgot to mention Melvin Gordon and Shady McCoy, both of whom you gave up to end up with Doug Martin and Jay Ajayi. And Doug Baldwin and Jarvis Landry. I feel good about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: And Doug Baldwin and Jarvis Landry. I feel good about it. I'm just throwing shit at you. I think you and I are probably exact opposites when it comes to trading. I'm really reticent to do it, especially before the season even starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: I'm just throwing shit at you. I think you and I are probably exact opposites when it comes to trading. I'm really reticent to do it, especially before the season even starts. I'll give you Kenny Stills for Kevin White. I need to diversify, too many Dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: I'll give you Kenny Stills for Kevin White. I need to diversify, too many Dolphins. Hell no, White is now the Bears #1 receiver. That probably doesn't mean much, but I'll take it over the Phins #3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Hell no, White is now the Bears #1 receiver. That probably doesn't mean much, but I'll take it over the Phins #3. Being the Bears #1 receiver is like being on the Eagles practice squad. But as you will, I was definitely trying to pull a fast one on you. There's a reason I kept introducing his name in our negotiations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Pony Queen Jace said: Being the Bears #1 receiver is like being on the Eagles practice squad. But as you will, I was definitely trying to pull a fast one on you. There's a reason I kept introducing his name in our negotiations. I wouldn't mind dealing him as part of a package necessarily, but not for a feckless bum like Stills straight up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 In an effort to keep our old school purist posters happy, I started a thread strictly for Fantasy Football so we could try and keep this thread pure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briantw Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 https://twitter.com/dawgpoundhustle/status/900903215209885696 Pretty crazy haul there for the Browns. Especially true if Kizer pans out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, briantw said: https://twitter.com/dawgpoundhustle/status/900903215209885696 Pretty crazy haul there for the Browns. Especially true if Kizer pans out. It won't, it's the Browns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted August 30, 2017 Author Share Posted August 30, 2017 45 minutes ago, Kalbear said: It won't, it's the Browns. QFT. The Factory of Sadness will not be ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Kalbear said: It won't, it's the Browns. You didn't even let him enjoy it for two minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, Tywin et al. said: You didn't even let him enjoy it for two minutes. It's like ripping off a bandaid or euthanizing a family pet; it's better this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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