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rhaegar is the drowned god...

...welp i guess what is dead may never die...

 

:smoking:

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Aegon is the Hooded Man in Winterfell.

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2 hours ago, Castellan said:

Aegon is the Hooded Man in Winterfell.

But which Aegon?

 

Arya Stark is an Other.

Oh, so her sister is her boss.

 

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4 minutes ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

The Crannogmens will rule for 1000 years. I'm fine with that.

Aegon is the Knight of the Laughing Tree

JInglebell?

next -

Roose Bolton hates Bronn.

OK... Well, hating show Bronn is fully acceptable, but I'd be surprised if Roose had such strong feelings about anything.

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5 hours ago, Jaenara Belarys said:
The Hooded Man in Winterfell isn't dead.
 

Is the generator broken?

Maggie the Frog is a blackfyre. (That's what it says. It says she is a "blackfyre", not capitalized, as if that's a species or profession.)

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23 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Is the generator broken?

 

No ma'am, it appears to be in working order.

 

23 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Maggie the Frog is a blackfyre. (That's what it says. It says she is a "blackfyre", not capitalized, as if that's a species or profession.)

That's the nuttiest, most tinfoil hatty, crazy, crackpot theory I have ever heard. 

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On 4/24/2021 at 12:28 AM, Annara Snow said:

Is the generator broken?

 

Howland Reed is Howland Reed
Asha Greyjoy is Aegon Targaryen
No it's ok.

 

Theon's Favorite Toy is secretly Tyrion Lannister
Sorry what?



Jamie Lannister is the Valonqar
Ashara Dayne is dead
Grand Northern Conspiracy

Are those a personal attack?

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Howland Reed is Howland Reed

No ****, Sherlock.

2 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Asha Greyjoy is Aegon Targaryen

What in the holy hell?

2 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Theon's Favorite Toy is secretly Tyrion Lannister

Truly crackpot

2 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Jamie Lannister is the Valonqar

This is the most plausible.

2 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Ashara Dayne is dead

Really, Sherlock?

2 hours ago, Lilac & Gooseberries said:

Grand Northern Conspiracy

 

Welp. This is also halfway plausible.

 

Cersi Lannister is Jaqen H'ghar
Ugh.
Edited by Jaenara Belarys

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Damphair had an affair with Illyrio

Illyrio is the Kindly Man

Walder Frey is Howland Reed

 

Yep, looks like it's working - just encounters a glitch occasionally.

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Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Damphair had an affair with Illyrio

 

"Green lands fat man"

7 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Illyrio is the Kindly Man

 

Illyrio appears to be busy.

7 hours ago, Annara Snow said:

Walder Frey is Howland Reed

 

:bs:

Podrick Payne will marry Gilly

Lady Stoneheart is secretly the parent of Davos

Meryn Trant is secretly Lady Stoneheart

The Meereenese will rule for 1000 years

Edited by Jaenara Belarys

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Illyrio wants everyone to die

(Why are almost all of my crackpots about Illyrio?)

Bran Stark is secretly the parent of Hodor

(The plot thickens!)

The Lord of Bones is the Knight of the Laughing Tree

Kevan Lannister is an Other

(So, the Others disguise themselves when infiltrating humans by being as dull and average as possible?)

Walder Frey is the Knight of the Laughing Tree

(OK. this is too much!)

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Ser Dontos Hollard will win the Iron Throne.

The "prince that was promised" prophecy was the world's greatest lie; the woods witch made it up for either shits and giggles or has a grudge against the Targaryens for some reason. 

Daenerys will become queen of the Iron Islands.

Jon's real mother is Alerie Hightower. 

Jojen Reed is EVIL.

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Lyanna Stark is Jon's Mother

Are you kidding me, generator?  What's next - Jaime is Joffrey's father? 

Sansa Stark will make a shadowbaby

Jon Connington is Aegon Targaryen 

The High Septon is a blackfyre - Why does it think a blackfyre is not a name? Does it think a blackfyre is a species, or what?

 

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On 5/16/2021 at 8:13 AM, Annara Snow said:

Lyanna Stark is Jon's Mother

No ****, Sherlock. 

On 5/16/2021 at 8:13 AM, Annara Snow said:

Sansa Stark will make a shadowbaby

Jon Connington is Aegon Targaryen 

The High Septon is a blackfyre - Why does it think a blackfyre is not a name? Does it think a blackfyre is a species, or what?

Iz working overtime. 

 

Ghost wrote the Pink Letter. Has Ghost learned to juggle as well?

Ned Stark is King of the Mermaids. What? 

Oberyn Martel is Alleras Sand. Didn't Oberyn get his head smashed in?

Xaro Xhoan Daxos is a Wight. :| 

 

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The Lord of Bones warged into Cersei Lannister. [Makes sense]

Rickon Stark is Robert Strong. [Maybe as a secret plot to avenge his father?]

Dany Targaryen is the Night's King. [Hail Daenerys, Night's King in the North?]

Jeyne Poole is going to be King. [She deserves this after being married to Ramsay Bolton]

Nimble Dick is the Prince That Was Promised. [Wonder how well that worked out for him]

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Posted (edited)

Patchface is the Night's King.

I think poor Patchface is more like the Night's King's fool.

 

The High Septon is going to join the Kingsguard.
jolly good, he might get killed.

 

Edited by Castellan

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