Ürglõvi Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 The whole Frey family tree in appendixes. Not just because of how many there are, but the sheer amount of obvious sycophancy and bootlicking, what with all the Walders/Waldas and children named after various Targaryens, Baratheons and Lannisters. Btw I still think that Late Lord Walder Frey was the most hillarious character in AGoT... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady of Long Lake Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I don't have a Kindle so this won't be verbatim:)Arya is looking at Gendry's face and she can tell he's thinking hard because he has this pained look on his face.It kills me when she makes these little innocent comments. There's no malice in her observations:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommens Cat Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 The whole Frey family tree in appendixes. Not just because of how many there are, but the sheer amount of obvious sycophancy and bootlicking, what with all the Walders/Waldas and children named after various Targaryens, Baratheons and Lannisters.Btw I still think that Late Lord Walder Frey was the most hillarious character in AGoT... :rolleyes:cats bartering with Walder was a great part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Might not be subtle enough for the intent of theOP, but the part when Arya is sizing Gendry and Hot Pie up and how they'd look to outlaws. Gendry looked fierce. Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Eater Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I don't have a Kindle so this won't be verbatim:)Arya is looking at Gendry's face and she can tell he's thinking hard because he has this pained look on his face.It kills me when she makes these little innocent comments. There's no malice in her observations:)I guess Gendry has more of his father in him than I originally thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamey The Dingslayer Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Something about how when Arya was yelling "Winterfell!" in battle, Hot Pie was yelling "Hot Pie!" :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Ser Balon Swann to Lord Commander Jaime Lannister "I ... I shall not do as you did." :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Huntsmen Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 When Manderly's grandaughter speeks up for Stannis; And Manderly threaten her to join the silient sisters hinting on his real feelings. (my favorte part of ADWD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Great Wun Wun being a vegetarian and shaking hands with Queen Selyse and paying her his respects at Castle Black.It was just hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 '...before you make me rue the day I raped your mother.' Roose certainlyhas a way with people. Or Randyll Tarly prescribing a good hard raping to Brienne. Both are so very inappropriate but I can't help but think of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunkard Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Aenys Frey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Wylla, every time you open your mouth you make me want to send you to the silent sisters"His Grace is growing fond of you." "I can tell. He only threatened to behead me twice." Melisandre laughed. "It is his silences you should fear, not his words."I laugh every time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blonde Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 - Tommen about outlawing beets- Anything Olenna Tyrell says- Shitmouth: "bugger me with a bloody spear"- Osmund Kettleblack is bragging to Cersei about naming his new (black) horse "Midnight" and Cersei thinks to herself "how original"- Tyrion reports to Tywin that a Moon Brother stabbed a Stone Crow over a sausage. The following day the Stone Crows cut off the Moon Brother's throat. Why? "Perhaps they were hoping to get the sausage back" :dunno:- during a Small Council meeting it is reported that Davos has been beheaded by Lord Manderly. Lord Gyles stupidly asks "is he dead then?"Aurane Waters helpfully replies " I'm no Maester, but I've heard that cutting of a man's head is often fatal." :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sansa_Stark Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Joffrey telling Tywin off."You speak so much of Aerys but you were afraid of him grandfather"As awful as Joffrey tends to be, this was actually a pretty redeeming moment for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Any Hodor says is bloody hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turinturambar1 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Renly's Rainbow Guard :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Tony of Hibbert Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Anything Dolorous Edd says, but most of all:-"We will defend the wall to the last man!" said Cotter Pyke."Probably me." Said Dolorous Edd, in a resigned voice.Just sums him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 The whole Frey family tree in appendixes. Not just because of how many there are, but the sheer amount of obvious sycophancy and bootlicking, what with all the Walders/Waldas and children named after various Targaryens, Baratheons and Lannisters.Btw I still think that Late Lord Walder Frey was the most hillarious character in AGoT... :rolleyes:A specially funny part of the Frey bootlicking is that Rhaegar has a son called Robert. Oh, the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfell Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 "And if [Drogo] tries to cheat me, he will learn to his sorrow what it means to wake the dragon" Viserys had vowed, laying a hand on his borrowed sword. Illyrio had blinked at that and wished him good fortuneMade me chuckle, that did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunkard Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 "And if [Drogo] tries to cheat me, he will learn to his sorrow what it means to wake the dragon" Viserys had vowed, laying a hand on his borrowed sword. Illyrio had blinked at that and wished him good fortuneMade me chuckle, that didHah, I imagine Illyrio's blink looked a lot like Varys when told about Tyrion's plan.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4bOa_WD0nE#t=93s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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