Lady Blizzardborn Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 He is secretly designing the most fabulous gowns in all of Westeros. One time Davos almost stumbled onto his stash of sequins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Duncan The Average Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilish Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 He's basically a stalker. His hobby is to discover each nobles secret and then he reveals this secret to everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BackDoor Hodor Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Bonfires.... he likes bonfires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer's stew Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Grinds his teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor the Articulate Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 He pumps his face with botox. People think he's this dour man who never smiles, but the truth is, he can't. Oh, Stannis, when will you just accept that beauty is not yours by rights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 He watch Florent News Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover of the Morning Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Counts his wrongs. One for the brother who mocked my hawk, Spurned my friendship and game me a rock. Two for the brother who laughed at my wife, He took my rights and I took his life. Accompanied by the world's smallest violin. Reads old maps, memorizing troop numbers, imagine he's lord of Storm's End. violently wanking to thought of having friends At least in the show he apparently trains his entourage to dismount in a synchronized move. He looks up the word "fun" at the dictionary All of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferocious Veldt Roarer Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Learns to hula hoop (with Axell Florent, maybe?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Imagines being king and executing defiant lords who wronged him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover of the Morning Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Imagines being king and executing defiant lords who wronged him. That's Littlefinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 That's Littlefinger. It's probably a popular fantasy among wannabe kings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthGirl Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Cartography? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dreadfort Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 He reads fanfics about him being the Ruler of Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Flow Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Changes the stick up his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King17 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 He burns people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Pic of Stannis at a party; https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11013304_633231283490051_6642236673670004710_n.jpg?oh=acb3ba2a029e4b2ed54694c3a89ed5dd&oe=554A214B&__gda__=1435829537_fc1c7b3ff3872454d01399d5788b87e0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stannisismyking Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Probably sits around on tumblr all day, endlessly reblogging gifs, all while eating ice cream and binge watching Oragne is the New Black. In slightly more seriousness, I imagine Stannis reads a lot of history and nonfiction. Probably occasionally hunts or hawks, since that's the traditional noble form of recreation. If he was alive in our modern world, I could see him enjoying strategy board games and lots of home-improvement projects. "I mean to scour that bathtub clean, the way Robert should have done" Perfect. But yeah I think reading is one of the only non "duty related" thing Stannis would ever do. And even then he probably sees it as a duty to be knowledgable about Westeros history and current affairs "Joff's a bastard, Cersei's a skank, pass it on". He seems to be very well read (and snarks about Robert's lack of reading to boot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 I actually think he's having some fun ("fun for Stannis-standards") in Theon's TWOW sample chapter, whenhe has everything under control and apparently a plan, he has both Greyjoy siblings, trolls the Maester ("Your vows are stronger than your bladder, it would seem", aso.), trolls the Karstarks (He *exaggerated winking* "breaks his fast" *exaggerated winking* with them), he sits just there (Some Karstark: "There are no chairs", Stannis: "There's one... And it's miiine"), reveals betrayal after betrayal, threatens guys with Clayton "Scoop an eye out with a spoon" Suggs, has Massey's and Horpe's clear loyalty, insults Theon as "worse pirate than Salladhor Saan", and cracks one awesome badass line after another. He seems highly confident and stannis-ish amused in this chapter, IMO Yeah, I've said before actually. Stannis Baratheon is, right now, the happiest he's ever been. i am always surprised at the disparity of my interpretation of the man that is stan, and everybody else's. to digress, though not irrelevantly, i have not 'holiday'ed for many a year, hating organized merriment, busy places of idleness, metal tubes full of recycled breath, hot weather, cold weather, drinking alcohol only due to its low price, sleeping in beds so recently slept in my unknown persons of unknown numbers, and many further reasons. by spending not just the time that would have been spent on holiday, but the time organising, and the funds funding, on improving everyday life, said life morphs into one long holiday. stannis shows himself to me as a deeply laconic, pragmatic industrialist. he is amused by his own situation, resigned to his ugly wife, determined to succeed but hardly surprised by failure, just mildly put out that further effort must be expended, that could be used to do something else, something new. stan knows he is the smartest man in the room, unless davos or mel are around, which is why they are not always there. fun? stannis is always having fun! his life is one long holiday! edit: occasionally watches original Highlander movie, on full volume, drawing lightbringer to co-enact the swordfight scenes. ps: i'm going to watch Highlander. really loudly. i wish i had a sword. Agreed, life was one big party to all three Baratheon brothers. Robert enjoyed actual partying and was good at it. Renly enjoyed playing the polician and was good at it. Stannis enjoys the adversity and endeavour, the world being against him while also complaining and saying he doesn't (people like this exist, we all know one) which is why he's actually having more fun than both his brothers combined, I call it anti-fun, Stannis excells at it. His only two downers have been Renly and Edric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarl the climber Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Yahtzee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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