oursisthefury69 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastydream Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 He reads this forum wondering why he has more supporters here than in the books. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 He secretly watch Duck Dynasty with his kid and PF when Selyse and Mel are not near him.He also trying to make carbonated water as a replacement for Wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay Gimp Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Broods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimim Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Counts his wrongs. One for the brother who mocked my hawk, Spurned my friendship and game me a rock. Two for the brother who laughed at my wife, He took my rights and I took his life. Accompanied by the world's smallest violin. This :) btw he had every right to move against Jaime and Cersei's kids. They were not Baratheons. As far as proof: He has as much as Ned and Arryn have, ie., not enough for an era with dna testing, but enough for his era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWitch Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Dresses up as a human doll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword of the Morgan Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 He sulks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatCrow Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Stannis doesn't understand the concept of fun. I imagine he's a grammar nazi though and enjoys pointing out other people's deficiencies. Other than that, I think he would really enjoy reading Pycelle's book that he showed Ned and Jon Arryn about geneologies. And generally any books on history, geography or military tactics.He makes corrections in his own blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatCrow Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 He collects shells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythrel Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 He makes shadow babies with Melisandre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petyr's Little Finger Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 He looks for new things to grind his teeth at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Onion Kniggit Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 He looks for new things to grind his teeth at. They never tell you how much broken whetstones there are on Dragonstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 He combs the SOIAF books looking for typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSB Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I've been loitering here for a while and figure it's time I create a new topic. I'll start with something lighthearted. Does Stannis have any hobbies? We know Robert lives for drinking whoring and fighting. We know that Renly is a social butterfly who enjoys the pageantry of a life at court. But Stannis? His only interest seems to be obsessing over slights and his his claim to the throne. He's not passionate about typical male activities (hunting, fighting in tournaments). He’s no scholar. He certainly doesn’t enjoy human interaction and politics. I get that Stannis is generally a joyless person and consumed by his perceived duties, but he can’t literally sit around brooding and grinding his teeth 24/7. So what does the guy do for fun? Or at least to distract himself? Maybe GRRM has written something about Stannis’ interests, but I certainly don't recall anything. I see Stannis as the kind of guy who’d love assembling model train sets if they existed in Westeros (he has that meticulous, OCD quality). Maybe building things; woodwork? Perhaps he paints; it would have to be still lifes because he’s no abstract, creative thinker. I’m sure he’s a neat freak, so cleaning might give him some satisfaction. Maybe he has an amazing, soulful singing voice and that’s how he expresses his repressed emotions in private. Maybe he’s an accomplished knife-thrower (I’m sure he’d practice on pictures of Renly and Robert.) Thoughts? i am always surprised at the disparity of my interpretation of the man that is stan, and everybody else's. to digress, though not irrelevantly, i have not 'holiday'ed for many a year, hating organized merriment, busy places of idleness, metal tubes full of recycled breath, hot weather, cold weather, drinking alcohol only due to its low price, sleeping in beds so recently slept in my unknown persons of unknown numbers, and many further reasons. by spending not just the time that would have been spent on holiday, but the time organising, and the funds funding, on improving everyday life, said life morphs into one long holiday. stannis shows himself to me as a deeply laconic, pragmatic industrialist. he is amused by his own situation, resigned to his ugly wife, determined to succeed but hardly surprised by failure, just mildly put out that further effort must be expended, that could be used to do something else, something new. stan knows he is the smartest man in the room, unless davos or mel are around, which is why they are not always there. fun? stannis is always having fun! his life is one long holiday! edit: occasionally watches original Highlander movie, on full volume, drawing lightbringer to co-enact the swordfight scenes. ps: i'm going to watch Highlander. really loudly. i wish i had a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Stannis had fun once. He didn't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Nothing, Stannis is the embodiment of the Father, and has ascended beyond the need for mortal amusement. :p But in all seriousness, i imagine Stannis as having a morbid and dry sense of humor, i can see him chuckling over something like a sentry dying from leaning on a rotten piece of a wood barrier and falling to his doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Warning Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Complains about Stannis or wrongs done to Stannis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Reads Selyse-Brienne slashfiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robb-TheYoungWolf Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I like to imagine Stannis doing something like waterskiing in the sun with the same miserable face on the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaminsod Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Reads Selyse-Brienne slashfiction. Now i've got Lemonade covering my laptop screen from that mental image, thank you for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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