The Arthur Smith Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ruhail said: Ever since i heard it I want Euron to kill Garlan and send one leg to Wilas. Actually, i can totally see this happening. But i disagree that Euron might send Garlan's leg to Mace or Olenna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruhail Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, The Arthur Smith said: Actually, i can totally see this happening. But i disagree that Euron might send Garlan's leg to Mace or Olenna. I heard Wilas becuase it would be some dark humour for his crippled leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arthur Smith Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ruhail said: I heard Wilas becuase it would be some dark humour for his crippled leg I doubt Euron knows about Willas being a cripple. Sending Garlan's son to Mace or Olenna would be a f-you to the Tyrells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Wraith Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 37 minutes ago, The Arthur Smith said: I doubt Euron knows about Willas being a cripple. Sending Garlan's son to Mace or Olenna would be a f-you to the Tyrells. Its not exactly a secret that Willas is a cripple. I am sure the Euron has a fairly good idea of who is in charge of the Reach. He chose a good time to attack it to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester of Valyria Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 On 24/03/2016 at 0:06 AM, Victarion Dondarrion said: i think the answer is obvious as he's taken jamie lannister as a role model I think you're mixing their similarities up: Jamie has one hand, whereas Trump has small hands. On 24/03/2016 at 0:29 AM, HelenaExMachina said: Missandei is the wrong skin colour. She would be forcibly ejected over the Wall after being found to not have the correct papers, being a freed slave and all After, of course, some 'enhanced interrogation' to find out if the people of Naath were planning an invasion of no-good rapist scroungers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 My random confession is that I am happy to see the same posts on GRRM's Not a Blog site stay the same for days at a time. Sometimes days and days at a time. This polishes my hopes a little bit that he is sticking to his word and doing a lot of work on WInds. I know he still has a personal life and other work related responsibilities, but I have definitely seen a change in posting habits and topics at least. I will see him at Balticon and I hope he is feeling extra lose-lipped then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Maester of Valyria said: I think you're mixing their similarities up: Jamie has one hand, whereas Trump has small hands. After, of course, some 'enhanced interrogation' to find out if the people of Naath were planning an invasion of no-good rapist scroungers Oh lawdy, lawdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Who will admit that they get all weepy-eyed when they read this line... Quote "We'll go back to the cave," he said. "You're not going to die, Ygritte. You're not." "Oh." Ygritte cupped his cheek with her hand. "You know nothing, Jon Snow," she sighed, dying. Not me. I'm like Hodor... Quote "This isn't going to be one of those love stories, is it?" Bran asked suspiciously. "Hodor doesn't like those so much." "Hodor," said Hodor agreeably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Lost Melnibonean said: Who will admit that they get all weepy-eyed when they read this line... Not me. I'm like Hodor... Nothing is compared to what Ned has to do with Lady. It gets all dusty and weird in here when I read that. Or, when in Jon finds Ghost after the eagle attacked him in Clash. Or, when we find out that Grey Wind was killed and frankenstuffed onto Robb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 16 minutes ago, The Fattest Leech said: Nothing is compared to what Ned has to do with Lady. It gets all dusty and weird in here when I read that. Or, when in Jon finds Ghost after the eagle attacked him in Clash. Or, when we find out that Grey Wind was killed and frankenstuffed onto Robb. Or when Catelyn has second thoughts at the hairdresser's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester of Valyria Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 After scrolling through several promising topics that devolved into secret identity crackpottery, I thought I'd paraphrase Old Nan a bit: "Oh my sweet newcomer to the forums" all the older fans thought, "what do you know of crackpot? Crackpot is for the waiting, my little fan, when the secret Targ ideas pile a hundred feet deep and the YouTubers come howling from their basements. Crackpot is for after Dance, when George RR Martin writes for years, yet fans are introduced and read and grow bored all before the next book comes out while the theories grow tired and threadbare, and the Euron/Daario theory moves through the forums." Seriously, we need Winds to come out soon or half of us will go looney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Maester of Valyria said: After scrolling through several promising topics that devolved into secret identity crackpottery, I thought I'd paraphrase Old Nan a bit: "Oh my sweet newcomer to the forums" all the older fans thought, "what do you know of crackpot? Crackpot is for the waiting, my little fan, when the secret Targ ideas pile a hundred feet deep and the YouTubers come howling from their basements. Crackpot is for after Dance, when George RR Martin writes for years, yet fans are introduced and read and grow bored all before the next book comes out while the theories grow tired and threadbare, and the Euron/Daario theory moves through the forums." Seriously, we need Winds to come out soon or half of us will go looney. I love this and I cannot agree more with your last statement. (I also hope I'm not in the first statement ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 17 minutes ago, The Fattest Leech said: I live this and I cannot agree more with your last statement. (I also hope I'm not in the first statement ) You have a secret Targaryen identity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Maester of Valyria said: After scrolling through several promising topics that devolved into secret identity crackpottery, I thought I'd paraphrase Old Nan a bit: "Oh my sweet newcomer to the forums" all the older fans thought, "what do you know of crackpot? Crackpot is for the waiting, my little fan, when the secret Targ ideas pile a hundred feet deep and the YouTubers come howling from their basements. Crackpot is for after Dance, when George RR Martin writes for years, yet fans are introduced and read and grow bored all before the next book comes out while the theories grow tired and threadbare, and the Euron/Daario theory moves through the forums." Seriously, we need Winds to come out soon or half of us will go looney. You know it's late in the game when there are no fresh ships for Sansa. None. And not even Moonboy, as we all know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSister1001 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 23 hours ago, HelenaExMachina said: Or when Catelyn has second thoughts at the hairdresser's Or when Luwin gets the bird about Ned and the dragonglass arrows fall from Rickons hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSister1001 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Maester of Valyria said: After scrolling through several promising topics that devolved into secret identity crackpottery, I thought I'd paraphrase Old Nan a bit: "Oh my sweet newcomer to the forums" all the older fans thought, "what do you know of crackpot? Crackpot is for the waiting, my little fan, when the secret Targ ideas pile a hundred feet deep and the YouTubers come howling from their basements. Crackpot is for after Dance, when George RR Martin writes for years, yet fans are introduced and read and grow bored all before the next book comes out while the theories grow tired and threadbare, and the Euron/Daario theory moves through the forums." Seriously, we need Winds to come out soon or half of us will go looney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 20 hours ago, Lost Melnibonean said: You have a secret Targaryen identity? I dunno? Light a match and we will see (I meant to say I Love this... but autocorrect on my phone thought it would be better to confuse people and I hit send without proofreading ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 5 hours ago, DarkSister1001 said: Or when Luwin gets the bird about Ned and the dragonglass arrows fall from Rickons hands. Yeah. That was a bummer. I feel bad when I think of Weasel and Beth Cassel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester of Valyria Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 20 hours ago, The Fattest Leech said: I love this and I cannot agree more with your last statement. (I also hope I'm not in the first statement ) Thank you, and no, your posts always cheer me up and seem to skirt round the more ludicrous crackpottery. 20 hours ago, LongRider said: You know it's late in the game when there are no fresh ships for Sansa. None. And not even Moonboy, as we all know. Come to think of it, you're right: there haven't been any SanSan topics lately or anything...THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN REDUCED TO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Maester of Valyria said: ~~~~snip~~~~ Come to think of it, you're right: there haven't been any SanSan topics lately or anything...THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN REDUCED TO!!! The good old days of extended pie fights over who marries Sansa next are sadly long gone. I suppose we should just change the subject to: 'SanSan the secret Targs who will Blow. Your. Mind.' and be happy at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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