Alyn Oakenfist Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 So of all the characters in the story none are in so many ships (and especially crackships) like Jon and Dany. But which one has it worse? Jon or Dany? Personally I'd go for Jon just for the amount of disgusting incest that isn't as often in the case of Dany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondo Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Is it really incest if Jon and Arya were to become mates after becoming wolves? I don't think so. George Martin loves weird. Dany and Jon have potentially weird marriage possibilities ahead. It has started for Dany. The Dothraki are so far away culturally from a Westerosi-Valyrian royalty as one can get. And Hizdahr is even more an irregular match for a Targaryen princess. Jon cannot marry because he is sworn to the watch. But he is an oathbreaker and may break his vows again if a woman strikes his fancy. Connecting with Val is not at all strange though. Jon's personality fits in socially with the Free Folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamiloRP Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 I think Jon has the weirdest in a societal way, but I can't figure for the life of me why people ship Dany and Daario, I take a polyamorous Jon-Arya-Sansa over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 7 hours ago, CamiloRP said: I think Jon has the weirdest in a societal way, but I can't figure for the life of me why people ship Dany and Daario, I take a polyamorous Jon-Arya-Sansa over that. Mate, Dany and Darrio is in the saner category. Wait till you see the Dany/Stannis shipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 The strangest ship I read of was one where Rhaella survives Dragonstone, and takes both Jon and Dany (who are married) as her lovers. The oddest ships of all involve Sansa. As well as the standard ships like Jon, Sandor, Baelish, Margaery, Daenerys, she gets shipped with Robb, Tywin, Arya, Ramsay, Cersei, Sweetrobin, Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, SeanF said: The oddest ships of all involve Sansa. As well as the standard ships like Jon, Sandor, Baelish, Margaery, Daenerys, she gets shipped with Robb, Tywin, Arya, Ramsay, Cersei, Sweetrobin, Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all. How the ever loving fuck is Jon the most normal pairing in the line up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Alyn Oakenfist said: How the ever loving fuck is Jon the most normal pairing in the line up Oh, sweet Summer child. There are 7,000 stories dedicated to Jon/Sansa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 Just now, SeanF said: 4 minutes ago, Alyn Oakenfist said: How the ever loving fuck is Jon the most normal pairing in the line up Oh, sweet Summer child. There are 7,000 stories dedicated to Jon/Sansa. Oh, I know. Still it does sound better then Sansa and Sandor, Baelish, Margaery, Daenerys, Robb, Tywin, Arya or Ramsay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Just now, Alyn Oakenfist said: Oh, I know. Still it does sound better then Sansa and Sandor, Baelish, Margaery, Daenerys, Robb, Tywin, Arya or Ramsay It’s the romanticisation of Ramsay’s, Sandor’s and Baelish’s relationships with Sansa that’s the most creepy. Sansa/Arya is probably the funniest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 Just now, SeanF said: It’s the romanticisation of Ramsay’s, Sandor’s and Baelish’s relationships with Sansa that’s the most creepy. Ah yes nothing says romantic like a sadistic rapist, a raging hound or a sly grooming predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastWolf Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, Alyn Oakenfist said: How the ever loving fuck is Jon the most normal pairing in the line up My thread saw a lot of crazy (batshit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingin Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, Alyn Oakenfist said: a sly grooming predator * A sly grooming predator who is convinced that he had sex with both the Tully sisters, i.e. Sansa’s mother and aunt, and told her about this ... At least Sansa and Margaery are not related lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyn Oakenfist Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Gingin said: At least Sansa and Margaery are not related lol Ah yes, when you say a ship is not that awful because at least there isn't any incest Sweet Home Alabama!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamiloRP Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Alyn Oakenfist said: Mate, Dany and Darrio is in the saner category. Wait till you see the Dany/Stannis shipping I mean, I never ever saw that, but I still preffer it over Daario (or Euron) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Stark Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 12 hours ago, SeanF said: The strangest ship I read of was one where Rhaella survives Dragonstone, and takes both Jon and Dany (who are married) as her lovers. The oddest ships of all involve Sansa. As well as the standard ships like Jon, Sandor, Baelish, Margaery, Daenerys, she gets shipped with Robb, Tywin, Arya, Ramsay, Cersei, Sweetrobin, Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all. I mean... they're dead. Sansa may not be all that experienced but I'm sure she'd notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Stark Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 I guess it could be worse. It could be Strong Belwas and Dany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Alyn Oakenfist said: Mate, Dany and Darrio is in the saner category. Wait till you see the Dany/Stannis shipping I am the rightful King of Westeros! No I am the rightful Queen of Westeros! I am the RIGHTFUL KING! I am the RIGHTFUL QUEEN! You are a USURPER! No, YOU ARE A USURPER! Proceeds to rip each others clothes of and have mad sex. yeah I can ship it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 7 hours ago, Alyn Oakenfist said: Mate, Dany and Darrio is in the saner category. Wait till you see the Dany/Stannis shipping "Stannis cried out in pain, as he felt his neck click. "So, this is the sixty ninth position, Your Grace", he muttered grimly, grinding his teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Well Danys got torn apart to make siege weapons and Jons are probably just a few boats to ferry Nightwatchmen to and fro, I’d say Danys because one is now named after a phallus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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