MinDonner Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Yep, we love fast food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Yep, we love fast food.And first prize goes to... :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Tesco are giving treble points on your clubcard for all burgers and petrol starting today. The deal is called "only fuel and horses". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 on the whole I'm relieved that it is horsemeat that's been found in ready meals, you know considering all the alternatives out there wandering the streets, I think I'd rather tuck into Dobbin than Fido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 on the whole I'm relieved that it is horsemeat that's been found in ready meals, you know considering all the alternatives out there wandering the streets, I think I'd rather tuck into Dobbin than Fido.Latest news - some of the horses may actually have been donkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 so much for my optimism! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usotsuki Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Latest news - some of the horses may actually have been donkeys. :lol:So we're about five days away from the soylent green revelations then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Another one nicked from Facebook:Why do Findus put so much cheese on their lasagnes?To marscapone. :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex. Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 At least this was the last lost remains of a king in England since Alfred or so.In Norway we only know of the remains of a handful of kings, although there's some strong suspicions that Harald Hardråde, who was killed at Stamford Bridge, is located somewhere in the sewers of Trondheim.Bah, you know were most of them are :P (denmark or sweden)Although I think Magnus Eriksson was lost at sea wasn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 :lol:So we're about five days away from the soylent green revelations then.we don't want no illegal immigrants sneaking into our ready meals and stealing space in our microwaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddington Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 on the whole I'm relieved that it is horsemeat that's been found in ready meals, you know considering all the alternatives out there wandering the streets, I think I'd rather tuck into Dobbin than Fido.Better Fido than Roland though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 :lol:So we're about five days away from the soylent green revelations then.I guess the bets are on for that.The Swedish authorities have ordered large scale investigations of DNA of 100-150 ready meals sold by ICA, Coop etc (Swedish equivalent of Tesco's, Sainsbury's et al) so we are waiting with bated breath what sort of animals people have actually been eating. Apparently there has been a scandal in China where they had duck meat masquerade as beef and my husband was a bit hopeful that would be the case here, but it looks more likely to be donkey or maybe dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Roses Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'm sure this is all brought about by the shade of Richard III. He's ramming that lost horse down our throats in revenge. Anybody would think he's bitter and twisted about something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Ahahaha. Yeah, everyone knows that disturbing the final resting place of Evil King of Legend is bound to result in some vengeful spirit being unleashed. Quite typical that our British version should take his vengeance in such a petty and pedestrian way. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usotsuki Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I am quite fond of duck *crosses fingers*And I see you lurking there all smug and vegetarian, mormont, they have probably been putting baby panda in your tofu too. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Ahahaha. Yeah, everyone knows that disturbing the final resting place of Evil King of Legend is bound to result in some vengeful spirit being unleashed. Quite typical that our British version should take his vengeance in such a petty and pedestrian way. :lol:it will only be pedestrian once we've eaten all the horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 If I find out they sneeking veggies into my unidentifiable meat I'll be very cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I think it's safest to assume that much like Discworld, one has to pay extra for named meat. N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mormont Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 And I see you lurking there all smug and vegetarian, mormont, they have probably been putting baby panda in your tofu too. :PMmmm, panda. :PETA: A horse walks into a bar. "Too late" says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now". "He's right" sighs Richard III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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