Pebble thats Stubby Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I'd guess that as far as sex with vegetables is concerned, carrots are pretty popular.Well personally I find carrots rather disappointing, Cucumber is a where the action is, especially the type I grow with the knobbly bits.but if your giving rather than receiving then something with a flower type head like brocali if you want the softer version or perhaps cauliflower for extra firmness might be preferable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobin Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 potatoes, you can carve them to a pleasing shape.so i hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Looking at the knowing smirk on Mr. Broccoli, are we sure this isn't a mutual thing? or has it gotten to the point of Stockholm Syndrome?I wondered that too. Unless that's Mr Broccoli's post-coital, post-cigarette look?What gets me is how close the actual photograph resembles Eponine's artwork.Yes, Eponine's artistic talents are impressive! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Cruciferous Capers: Muppet Makes MerryBroccoli Heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 No one in their right mind would spend special-time with their sex doll if the real thing was available to them...Every time you grocery shop, buy extra broccoli for the floors of various rooms of the house, and your cuddly toys will thank you for it.Ewwwww. Just ewwwww. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 No one in their right mind would spend special-time with their sex doll if the real thing was available to them...Every time you grocery shop, buy extra broccoli for the floors of various rooms of the house, and your cuddly toys will thank you for it.Ewwwww. Just ewwwww. :ack: :lol: you were ok with the rest of this thread but it was humping real broccoli that sent you over the edge?? :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 oops, double post~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 :lol: you were ok with the rest of this thread but it was humping real broccoli that sent you over the edge?? :lmao:Lol, look at it this way - taking a plushy toy with you to bed to snuggle up with is one thing, taking a vegetable is another.I have had all kinds of boyfriends in my life that I can describe all kinds of ways, vegetable is not one of them. :lol:But just think of the aesthetics of it all, picking up tattered pieces of florets all over the house. Stick with the plushy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Stick with the plushy!so to speak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 potatoes, you can carve them to a pleasing shape.so i hearDon't use Eddios (Yes I know its spelt wrong. It like a small hairy potato, and tastes very similar to potatoes - they where on special offer in Tesco so I thought I'd try a couple) You will end up with a white slimy sticky oozy mess. And thats just from peeling (or carving in your case) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobin Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Wasn't there some kids book called The Celery Stalks After Midnight? or something?I loved that one! it's from the Bunnicula series (vampire rabbit), :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 so. my boss and I were having a discussion and stuffed animals and crazed turkeys came up. which of course reminded me of this thread so I told her all about Muppet and his troubles. We tried to come up with some new theories that haven't been discussed in this thread on why Muppet would act the way he does. One thing that came up was perhaps Muppet was an intersexed cat and still has some hormones being produced from ovaries making him horny but confused as to what is happening. and then having been spurned by the two other (fixed) cats at a young aged got his sexuality kinda twisted (cats don't have a whole lot of reasoning power to do deep self analysis & soul searching) and turned his attentions to the passive broccoli. so maybe he needs to be fixed again? or be given a hormone regimen to help even him out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seventh Pup Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 I was at Ikea this weekend. I could not resist giving Mr. Broccoli and Mr. Carrot a long comforting hug because of all they've been through. Stay strong veggies, stay strong.Oh and my suggestion for the forth coming Muppet XXX movie is...Veggie Tales, After Dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Mash Dal Thor, Please no matter how much your tempted do not buy this for your children. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Mash Dal Thor, Please no matter how much your tempted do not buy this for your children. ever.That would blow Muppet's mind, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Someone has created a line of Knitted baby rattles includingCarrot, Radish, Beetroot, Pear, Cauliflower and Pumpkin I just want to be clear here. IT WAS NOT ME. Although they obviously make noises when being er pumped which may be pleaseing to Muppet, he may find them a bit on the small side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 There you go being sizeist again, pebble. Small veggies need love too. N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 So its been just over a year since this thread was started. The board needs to know weather any advise offered in this thread has been helpful in controlling the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_BlauerDragon Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can't Breath ... It Hurts! Thank you!Unfortunately, outside of an electrified stuffed animal that can add a little extra fritzle-ga-pop to his boinking endeavors, I have nothing of use to suggest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 So its been just over a year since this thread was started. The board needs to know weather any advise offered in this thread has been helpful in controlling the problem. The answer is quite simple. No. Frankly, after a while we gave up on trying to stop him. He still has his merry way with Mr Broccoli and Mr Carrot and a couple of other stuffed animals, dragging them this way and that, getting in the way. If I had a euro for every time I had to step over a copulating Muppet to get to the kitchen or the bathroom I'd have enough money to splurge on a couple of expensive pairs of shoes I like, but alas, no-one is giving me money for what happens at least 3-4 times a day in our household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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