JonArryn Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Maybe the cats should be allowed to go outside once in a while?Because if they are meant to be outdoor cats which you have inside, then maybe that is what makes them hump the living daylights out of everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minaku Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Cat Fancy: Vegetable SplurgeEdit: No cats outside. One of my cats is a purebred and as part of the contract I signed with her breeder when I bought her (she is the magnificent animal in my avatar), I am not allowed to let her outside off a lead, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 You pervs have convinced me. I'm actually going to try to capture the little monster on video. While quite witty, I don't really like the rape reference in The Great Muppet Raper. Any ideas for a more appropriate title to the video?Muppet Does Broccoli.Carrot Love.Hot Veggie Love VIIProduce Produces Love.My Big Cat Greek Humping.Learning to love vegetablesWhy did the Cat nip? Cause he saw the salad dressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponine Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Barbed Penis: One Thrust Too Far :eek: There's something terribly wrong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponine Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I have been inspired to commemorate this special time on the board with a limited edition piece of artwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I have been inspired to commemorate this special time on the board with a limited edition piece of artwork. Stunning. Awesome. I want to hang this in my office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I have been inspired to commemorate this special time on the board with a limited edition piece of artwork.http://www.flickr.co...N04/8531864051/ :rofl:I feel for Mr Broccoli in ways that I never have before. His expression of shock and horror while being humped by the most determined cat in the world!Stunning. Awesome. I want to hang this in my office.Only if you promise to report faithfully your colleagues' reactions to the artwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gertrude Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Awww, Muppet looks so loving. How can you seek to deprive him of his soul mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I have been inspired to commemorate this special time on the board with a limited edition piece of artwork.http://www.flickr.co...N04/8531864051/that is brilliant! You think "Aww cute kitty", THEN you see the look on broccoli's face!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Ep, I was struck the same way the others have been - the expression on poor Mr. Broccoli's face is priceless.Awesome. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponine Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My boyfriend went to the grocery store and I rushed to get it down because if I walked in on a SO depicting a scene of furry/plushy love, I'm not sure about the future of that relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 I have been inspired to commemorate this special time on the board with a limited edition piece of artwork.http://www.flickr.co...N04/8531864051/That is amazing! Too bad it's Killy in the picture and not Muppet, Muppet is a gray tabby, not orange. And he's a lot bigger than that.Now I feel obligated to start tempting Killy with the broccoli, just to make the painting true. :PTo the poster who said we should let our cats outside, we live in a busy, very busy city. Cats going outside means probable death for them, among other things. They get plenty of fresh air time in our huge balcony, with its multitude of pots and plants and perching spaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Odie Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 To combine them is surely the way to go?I can haz vegtubul? :rofl: I so want that as my wallpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Move over Muppet, it sounds like Mr Rim is here to take over your mantle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Stubby, try to be accurate! It's Mr Grim, not Mr. Rim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestripe Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 My Big Cat Greek Humping.Needs editing. My Big Greek Humping Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minaku Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 You guys are acting like Mr. Grims is suddenly a sex maniac. He is an occasional fetishist only. I have now covered all the plush toys in Rowan's bed with a wrap. We'll see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 You guys are acting like Mr. Grims is suddenly a sex maniac. He is an occasional fetishist only. I have now covered all the plush toys in Rowan's bed with a wrap. We'll see what happens.Bubble wrap? So when you hear the poppin' you don't come knockin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minaku Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 No, a long piece of cloth baby wrap! Though we do have a lot of bubble wrap. I can't use it though, he is likely to eat it. Damn cats and their penchants for eating plastic.You know what's really odd, though - my other cat? Every night I have to spend about 2-5 minutes smacking her on her ass. Not lightly, either. With significant force. She loves it. Am I helping her get off or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 You know what's really odd, though - my other cat? Every night I have to spend about 2-5 minutes smacking her on her ass. Not lightly, either. With significant force. She loves it. Am I helping her get off or something?Alot of cats like this, both male and female. There are some dogs, too. Thankfully I don't think it's sexual behavior. Maybe more of a percussion massage? I've seen a few cats that love to be smacked on the rump just about as hard as you can. You start swatting them and they arch their back, loving it. Freaking cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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