Regina Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 At least you're not a vegetable. I notice Terra has wisely stayed out of here.)See above. The Daikon knows no fear. It is not sold by IKEA.Of course not. The Daikon is not mass produced. There is only one. And yes, that makes Terra the Highlander of produce.But no wombats or koalas. That would just be taking it too far.Is there such a thing as too far on this board? I thought we had taken any boundaries and destroyed them long, long ago!ETA: I just saw Chaldanya's last response and am laughing all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Baratheon Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Get a female.*waits for hate posts* XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Get a female.*waits for hate posts* XDI don't think vegetables have gender. N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Baratheon Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I don't think vegetables have gender.NGet the cat to think they do, it seems the sort to be convinced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Get the cat to think they do, it seems the sort to be convincedI dunno, Mash and Dal can't seem to stop him from humping tonight's tea...N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalThor Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 isn't the danger there that the boys will come away with the vague feeling that they should be having sex with vegetables? (I suppose it'll make grocery shopping new and exciting)When a man loves a broccoli very much...(Apparently someone didn't get the memo that all our cats are spayed or neutered and that there is already a female cat present. *sigh*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoë Sumra Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Naah, I think Rolex was taking the opportunity to have a dig at himself, as opposed to your vegetable patch.That's a thought, actually. Don't you guys grow your own chilli peppers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I suppose in the future having Muppet around will make having 'The Talk' with the kids a bit easier.Nothing makes having The Talk easier. :POf course not. The Daikon is not mass produced. There is only one. And yes, that makes Terra the Highlander of produce. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sis Who Swears Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 :lol: The Great Muppet Raper..... oh my god, can't stop laughing. Thanks for this thread, I really needed a laugh, this thread delivered, over and over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 :love: this thread makes me so happy.Clearly, Muppet needs one of the new TGOT plushies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 :love: this thread makes me so happy.Clearly, Muppet needs one of the new TGOT plushies...If he woke the dragon by humping one of the eggs, Mash and dT would have a whole new set of problems to worry about. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 If he woke the dragon by humping one of the eggs, Mash and dT would have a whole new set of problems to worry about. :)Well, it would put things in perspective and get their mind of the The Great Muppet Raper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kouran Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Well they make a toy called Hotdoll for dog's maybe they make one for cats and you can get the Great Muppet the Raper to use it instead. Oh and for the love of your sanity dont google the hotdoll thing unless you wanna see a dog humping its eyes out on a sex doll for dogs, dishwasher safe too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted February 12, 2013 Author Share Posted February 12, 2013 :love: this thread makes me so happy.Clearly, Muppet needs one of the new TGOT plushies...If he woke the dragon by humping one of the eggs, Mash and dT would have a whole new set of problems to worry about. :)I'm crazy busy right now and the kids are driving me insane but I just couldn't ignore those. :love: Want! I might even share with Muppet.I was feeding them a snack half an hour ago when I noticed the small turtle had moved from the bedroom to the dining room. One thing to be said for Muppet, he likes to spread it around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minaku Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I thought that the humping already involved waking the dragon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Blackfyre Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 my dog is too... but what's the problem? let'em have fun! :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Sanctuary.Few words provided such relief.Mr. Broccoli found himself perched atop a mountainous bookshelf. How he had come to be there was a blur, but he would not rehearse the events of his salvation lest he be forced to recollect more of the nightmare than he could bear. Here he had achieved isolation most holy.He and Mr. Carrot had been enjoying a casual repose on the sofa as only stuffed vegetables could and wondering when the children would come to play with them. But their reverie had been disrupted when a hulking, furry, and crucially, animated creature had lept up onto their hallowed cushions. Muppet.The demon went for Mr. Carrot, the poor root. Mr. Broccoli heard Mr. Carrot shriek in tones that only other stuffed veggies could hear. The noise sent shivers down the depths of his stalk and to the very reaches of his sprouts. Muppet had come with his dreaded Love in tow, and Mr. Carrot would be the unfortunate recipient. The rest was a blur for Mr. Broccoli. Perhaps trauma had spared him the more intimate details of the unholy congress of Mr. Carrot and the demon. Perhaps Miltos, heroic and merciful, had spirited him away from the horrors on the sofa. What mattered now was sanctuary, and he had found it. He would not relitigate the details.But just as he was drifting off into more pleasant dreams he was knocked from the cherished shelves. He fell.Suddenly, realization struck him. He was on the floor. The fall itself was not the problem. No, he had been designed to be tossed to and fro. But how had he fallen? What had disturbed his precious solitude? He looked up.No.It did not seem possible, but upon the ledge where he’d rested only moments before there were now two eyes affixed to a head too large to be a cat’s though it was catlike. It could only be the demon. Muppet. Somehow he had found Mr. Broccoli even there where he’d believed himself safe. But the time of Muppet had arrived, and no refuge remained for the furry and the inanimate… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestripe Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 snip...Can't. stop. laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maithanet Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Can't. stop. laughing.So good. Maybe Muppet is just getting revenge for that one Wathi doll scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 OMG, that was brilliant. Bravo, Trisky!!!This thread keeps getting even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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