Minaku Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 First, cat-lovers need this book:http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/03/07/excerpts-from-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats/Second, there needs to be a new poem.IndiscriminateI'm not the pickiest cat, you seeI haven't jizzed on thatyet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 The chimp is a genius. And should be writing Feline Shades of Grey.WIN! This idea may even be better than the youtube video set to Barry White idea from up thread.Cat slashfic. Now I've seen it all.You know you're tempting the board to descend to new depths, right? Don't get me wrong, I think it's a brilliant ploy on your part!Shut the board down. There's no topping this.NWhen the board shuts down for real, we know who to blame, lol! ;-)I didn't see that referenced in Trisky's work. Perhaps it's from somewhere else in his book? :spank: <---Pretend those are cats, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 Bringing back this thread because I woke up today and found that Muppet had chosen a different victim. Somehow he managed to grab the big moose from inside the kids' playpen and drag it under the dining room table, where he discards (collects?) all his partners.And yes, the moose is also from IKEA. So maybe Muppet isn't displaying Plushiephilia but rather Ikeaphilia.Oh yes, and Angalin sent me a link a couple of days ago, insisting that I read the caption on the last picture. Like Regina said, Muppet is a feline ahead of his times. :lol:http://life.national...een-the-sheets/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Bullwinkle, nooooo!Also, for those of you wondering how far a ride on the YouTube cat-humping video rollercoaster will take you, let this gritty indie of a few years back serve as a cautionary tale - at a mere 2266 views (...and 2000 of those are me. Don't judge.) quitting your day job may be some time away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antonius Pius Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 2267. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Oh yes, and Angalin sent me a link a couple of days ago, insisting that I read the caption on the last picture. Like Regina said, Muppet is a feline ahead of his times. :lol:http://life.national...een-the-sheets/I am so glad you added that link! Muppet has an excellent grasp of health and nutrition, and all other males could do well to follow his example. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Well, Muppet is not alone at least. I was googling "cat blow up dolls" (the things I do for this board. somewhere this search was recorded and will be used against me some day I'm sure...) and found this, among other things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Odie Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Sooooo, how is it going for Muppet? Has he found any new plushies to hump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 Nah, he's just doing his old favorites plus a couple more. I gave up on trying to put them away after I heard a very loud racket coming from their toy box at night, when he was trying to find something suitable for entertainment. I put them behind things or higher up and he always finds them. So carrot/broccoli/turtles and frog it is. Oh, and the moose, I guess. I missed a golden opportunity to take a video of him in action a few days ago, when I found him doing the broccoli ONTOP of the carrot. He was in the way and I shooed him away, then I realized that Doh! I should have grabbed the camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 The power of broccoli! :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Your cat is a total perv. Broccoli is the least sexy thing on the planet excepting taxes and toilet bowl cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveRoid Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Get the cat a mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalThor Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I love it when random people pop in on page 9 without having read the thread. :bang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Odie Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Nah, he's just doing his old favorites plus a couple more. I gave up on trying to put them away after I heard a very loud racket coming from their toy box at night, when he was trying to find something suitable for entertainment. I put them behind things or higher up and he always finds them. So carrot/broccoli/turtles and frog it is. Oh, and the moose, I guess. I missed a golden opportunity to take a video of him in action a few days ago, when I found him doing the broccoli ONTOP of the carrot. He was in the way and I shooed him away, then I realized that Doh! I should have grabbed the camera.So he likes plushie sallad? That cat is a huge perv.Your cat is a total perv. Broccoli is the least sexy thing on the planet excepting taxes and toilet bowl cleaner.just what I was thinking. At least he don't hump the toilet brush :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 So he likes plushie sallad? That cat is a huge perv.just what I was thinking. At least he don't hump the toilet brush :ph34r:Shhh Odie, dont give him ideas!! :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Apparently, your cat isn't the only thing on the planet that has a fetish for vegetables...http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-sexiest-fruit-and-vegetable-costumes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 So a threesome. A MVV situation. The boy may have a career in porn. He could earn his keep.N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Get the cat a mate.Right, because that's exactly what two people with twin toddlers need is more cats. Apparently, your cat isn't the only thing on the planet that has a fetish for vegetables...http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-sexiest-fruit-and-vegetable-costumesI am both repulsed and intrigued by these. I think I would make an excellent grape cluster, but I was thinking more "Fruit of the Loom" than Playboy. :DSo a threesome. A MVV situation. The boy may have a career in porn. He could earn his keep.NThis is brilliant. M and D could dress Muppet in the corn cob costume that HP linked and then film him as he 'makes a salad'. Then they could sell it to Animal Planet, become gagillionaires, and buy Muppet his own produce section. Everyone is happy and the plushy vegetables can get some rest. Problem solved! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Am I the only one disappointed that there aren't any sexy boy vegetable costumes in there? :crying:Here, sweet pea. http://www.costumesupercenter.mobi/p-268-peas-in-a-pod-adult-costume.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Odie Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Who needs Grumpy Cat when we got Muppet the Horny Cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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