Chaldanya Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 ES: You have thought too long and hard about this. I fret. N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 Get the cat a mate.Right, because that's exactly what two people with twin toddlers need is more cats.The twins have nothing to do with it. Muppet is fixed, has been fixed since he was a few months old. All three of our cats are, as I said in the very first post in the thread, which DaveRoid probably didn't pay much attention to.So a threesome. A MVV situation. The boy may have a career in porn. He could earn his keep.N:lol: Given what he costs us in food and plushies, I might actually consider this. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Muppet Takes Macedonia?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 The twins have nothing to do with it. Muppet is fixed, has been fixed since he was a few months old. All three of our cats are, as I said in the very first post in the thread, which DaveRoid probably didn't pay much attention to.:lol: Given what he costs us in food and plushies, I might actually consider this. :lol:Mash, the heart wants what the heart wants. Maybe Muppet just needs some alone time with the veggies. Perhaps instead of interrupting him, you should light some candles; just sort of set the mood, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Mash, I've got a magazine your sex-crazed kitties would be sure to enjoy -----> Catmopolitan http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rQt_9pW96mo/TzQweD3XzvI/AAAAAAAAQZY/enlPrgr99sg/s1600/Catmopolitan-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.catsparella.com/2012/02/vintage-catmopolitan-magazine-gives.html&h=1600&w=1248&sz=632&tbnid=5iF39Ik9kQ-I5M:&tbnh=92&tbnw=72&prev=/search%3Fq%3DCatmopolitan%2Bmagazine%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=Catmopolitan+magazine&usg=__If5L5jMusskrCRqOwHNLubmXv5I=&docid=1WxJfc0mwH-QSM&sa=X&ei=nKwyUfmrJKfh0QGvuYD4DQ&ved=0CEkQ9QEwAw&dur=160My sister-in-law got it for me years back and I've kept it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobin Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 My cat has been hitting the Frog hard too - but he tends to do it under my feet when I'm half dressed so I can't take evidence videos. :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minaku Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Now that he's aware, my husband has caught Mr. Grim violating Rowan's stuffed animals, sometimes while Rowan is trying to fall asleep. He mounted a stuffed panda next to Rowan's head but Schnee chased him out before the act could be consummated.Look what you guys have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Now that he's aware, my husband has caught Mr. Grim violating Rowan's stuffed animals, sometimes while Rowan is trying to fall asleep. He mounted a stuffed panda next to Rowan's head but Schnee chased him out before the act could be consummated.Look what you guys have done.No way I'm taking the blame for every horny plushie-loving cat in the whole wide world. I just want to point out that you laughed so hard when I first posted this thread, not knowing your own feline shares Muppet's love for stuffed animals/veggies. :lol: See? It is a lot more common than people thought...I propose a scientific experiment. Everyone with a male cat should go to their local IKEA -assuming there is one- and buy either the Broccoli or the Carrot. The giant versions, mind you, because size does matter. Then they should report on their cat's behavior after a sufficient amount of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 No way I'm taking the blame for every horny plushie-loving cat in the whole wide world. I just want to point out that you laughed so hard when I first posted this thread, not knowing your own feline shares Muppet's love for stuffed animals/veggies. :lol: See? It is a lot more common than people thought...I propose a scientific experiment. Everyone with a male cat should go to their local IKEA -assuming there is one- and buy either the Broccoli or the Carrot. The giant versions, mind you, because size does matter. Then they should report on their cat's behavior after a sufficient amount of time.Yes, but then I'd have to go to IKEA. I'm not sure my marriage would survive another trip there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Yes, but then I'd have to go to IKEA. I'm not sure my marriage would survive another trip there.Just shoo your kitteh through the door. If he's wiley enough, he'll find those poor stuffed fools, someone will get it on their iPhone, and it'll end up on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I propose a scientific experiment. Everyone with a male cat should go to their local IKEA -assuming there is one- and buy either the Broccoli or the Carrot. The giant versions, mind you, because size does matter. Then they should report on their cat's behavior after a sufficient amount of time.Do we really want to know how many cats masturbate? Me? I am perfectly fine living in as much ignorance as I can manage. There are some things that don't need to be seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beniowa Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Even if Iowa had an IKEA, which we don't, I wouldn't set foot in one for fear of my sanity. I DO however have plenty of dog toys from Wal-Mart and such. From the last two dogs, we've had every dog toy ever made. From balls to rings to ropes as well as pretty much every animal on the planet: dogs, chickens, squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits, bears, owls, ducks, and octopi. The video can be "Muppet Goes to the Zoo". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 You know how they sell those videos for animals to watch while you are at work? (usually calming nature vids)? New market! I can visualize the displays at and IKEA now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Yes, but then I'd have to go to IKEA. I'm not sure my marriage would survive another trip there.I guess it is true, there's two kinds of people, those who think going to IKEA can be fun and those who see it as torture. I'll try not to hold that against you. :)Do we really want to know how many cats masturbate? Me? I am perfectly fine living in as much ignorance as I can manage. There are some things that don't need to be seen.Yes, we do need to know. It proves that Muppet is not the unique pervert you all thought he was (even with the plushieveggiephilia thing he has going). While I do appreciate the great sacrifice of your time and the mental scarring you went through to get to the bottom of this for me, think of it as an investment for the future. Surely, one of these days, someone will show up in your practice with a similarly afflicted cat and then you'll have the answer right away and you'll have me and Muppet to thank for it!Even if Iowa had an IKEA, which we don't, I wouldn't set foot in one for fear of my sanity. I DO however have plenty of dog toys from Wal-Mart and such. From the last two dogs, we've had every dog toy ever made. From balls to rings to ropes as well as pretty much every animal on the planet: dogs, chickens, squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits, bears, owls, ducks, and octopi. The video can be "Muppet Goes to the Zoo".Love it! I don't know if Muppet is a WalMart kind of guy, the nearest WalMart thankfully being half a planet away, but I'd be curious to see him doing the octopus. Or the owl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior Queen Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 He started showing signs of sexual attraction to my fluffy bathrobe last year, when he'd shamelessly copulate with it every chance he got. Since then he graduated to certain fluffy pajamas and sweatshirts of mine, which he'll drag to the living room or the bathroom and have his way with them. We thought it was amusing -and annoying. These past two weeks he's found an extra way to express his sexuality. He has been doinking every stuffed toy he can get out of the boys' room. He's not very picky. Giant carrot? It will do. Giant broccoli? No problem, bring it on. Large turtle? Sure. Small turtle? Why not. Fluffy frog? By all means. And so it goes. He takes the toys out of their room and brings them into the dining room or in our bedroom -we even woke up on day to find one of them in our bedSame problem here! My cat rapes my bathrope and the stuffed animals!! I asked the vet for advice but she told me we cant really do anything about it, its a psychological problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Yes, we do need to know. It proves that Muppet is not the unique pervert you all thought he was (even with the plushieveggiephilia thing he has going). While I do appreciate the great sacrifice of your time and the mental scarring you went through to get to the bottom of this for me, think of it as an investment for the future. Surely, one of these days, someone will show up in your practice with a similarly afflicted cat and then you'll have the answer right away and you'll have me and Muppet to thank for it! :laugh:No matter how many similar tales I will hear from now to the time of my retirement, I will always consider Muppet a unique pervert! Especially with the plushieveggiephilia thing.My favorite part of this thread is now boarders are looking at their cats more closely and the amount of hidden masturbation appears prodigious. I mean, how many months has Minaku's cat been pounding the panda with no one the wiser?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Now that he's aware, my husband has caught Mr. Grim violating Rowan's stuffed animals, sometimes while Rowan is trying to fall asleep. He mounted a stuffed panda next to Rowan's head but Schnee chased him out before the act could be consummated.Look what you guys have done.My image of Mr. Grim is shattered. I believed him far more dignified than this.Mr. Grim - I name thee imposter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Someone should buy one of those nannycams and get video of their cats doing the dirty deed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponine Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I'm disturbed by how many people are interested in filming the broccoli rape.Although I always knew you were a bunch of closet furries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoë Sumra Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I'm disturbed by how many people are interested in filming the broccoli rape.Although I always knew you were a bunch of closet furries.Blame the ethos of the YouTube generation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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