Jace, Extat Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 A quick googling says that the TSA is obligated to leave any sex toys (I didn't bring any to vist my parents, incidentally) alone besides a quick inspection, but says nothing about having sex on a plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of the Beast Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Yeah, I'll qualify that as penetration. Sounds like a good plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioDontKnowSoftwareBugs Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 According to Fight Club they have to refer to sex toys as "the dildo" and never "your dildo".Of course that movie came out well before 9/11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 i love how the applicable wiki article assures us that there is no official club. of course we're not gonna tell non-members the secret password! MHC is the 33rd level of free masonry, right above illuminati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempra Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 i love how the applicable wiki article assures us that there is no official club. of course we're not gonna tell non-members the secret password! MHC is the 33rd level of free masonry, right above illuminati.The first rule of the mile high club is: you do not talk about the mile high club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghjhero Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Don't let them discourage you! Just go for it! You'll end up regretting it if you don't! Who gives a crap what others think! But I have to disagree, oral doesn't count as penetration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 The Mile High Club has to be a myth. It's almost impossible to piss in an airplane bathroom let alone have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 The Mile High Club has to be a myth. It's almost impossible to piss in an airplane bathroom let alone have sex. I'm guessing that pre 9/11 it was doable. Now it's just a nostalgic reminder of a simpler time. Now you just have to wait for your plane to land and find the nearest hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Well, goddamit. I'm gonna have sex with my boyfriend on an airplane later this morning. And I'm gonna make sure that there is vaginal penetration (let's be honest, I love anal but the logistics are staggering) for at least 60 seconds. Be it in the bathroom, in the cock-pit (see what I did there) or during the weirdest minute of a man and a woman checking on the luggage ever. We're gonna introduce penis and ladyparts in a glorious (possibly illegal) manner aboard a metal tube 35,000 feet in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioDontKnowSoftwareBugs Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 You should seriously check to see what kind of trouble you could get in if caught.I imagine it's pretty common for ppl to think about trying. Although I've never heard a story or anything about ppl getting caught doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioDontKnowSoftwareBugs Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Heres a 2006 article about a couple getting federal charges.http://news.findlaw.com/cnn/docs/crim/uspersing101106ind.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 That's weird, I fly all the time, and I've never ever seen a line for the bathroom... Addressing other points, I am pretty small and am actually convinced that the physical possibility won't be that difficult (though, this is why I asked about what qualifies). Also, it just so happens that I know this flight will be basically empty. I had to get my flight changed at the last minute, and the airline lady told me that there were only three seats taken on the whole flight just this morning (apparently it's not popular to fly out of Indy at 6 in the morning on a Sunday). The discretion is something we mentioned, and we agreed that we'd stagger our entrances and exits. I never pay attention to who's going to and from the bathroom on a plane, but that might just be me... (?) Your feedback is appreciated. With only three seats taken, you can bet your arse they'll notice the two of you mysteriously disappearing at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of the Beast Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I wouldn't really worry about getting caught. Unless they somehow open the toilet while you're fucking - which would a gross violation of privacy, what can they do? The worst that could happen is they see you leaving the toilet together (maybe after hearing some weird noises) in which case when they question you just say your boyfriend has some made up serious sounding medical condition in which he needs a large suppository inserted into his anus every couple of hours. This is your reason for being in the toilet with him for an extended period of time and can also account for those weird noises they may have heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Would probably stop any follow-up questions as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of the Beast Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Would probably stop any follow-up questions as well. Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gears of the Beast Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 By the way Jace: is your profile picture Krieger's anime hologram girlfriend from Archer? Hahaha I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankytoes Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I'm in the solo mile high club. It's a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Nothing sexier and more fun than inflicting your sex acts on an unwilling public while trapped in a giant fart can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I find it interesting to note that from the rules that lesbians can't join the mile high club.N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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