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What is the lamest joke you have ever heard or know?

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2 hours ago, Spockydog said:

Donald Trump.

 

As a Trump supporter I feel indifferent.

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From Scrubs:

"I'm getting a little sick and tired of all this sexual innuendo."

"In your endo."

 

 

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Q: What's a penguin's favourite dessert?

A: Jellyfish

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I hate this joke, because it doesn't fit into the correct format for these things. Jelly is a dessert, and penguins like fish, but jellyfish is something else entirely and is not the answer to either part of the question.

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2 hours ago, Falcon2908 said:

As a Trump supporter I feel indifferent.

You have my deepest sympathies.

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Just now, Manhole Eunuchsbane said:

 My favorite as a kid was pretty lame.

 

How do you catch an exceptional rabbit?

 

Unique up on it.

But do you know how to catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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