A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 We are all waiting for the Premier episode of her report afterall. Otherwise as you were (old thread full etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Lol! Great title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mormont Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 We're talking about one of the few scandals of Boris Johnson's career that doesn't, in one way or another, involve anatomy so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A wilding Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 They are trying hard aren't they? Trying to get the police to change their mind about being happy for it to be published, trying to get the civil service unions to object, trying to find a Downing Street staffer to ask to have their bit redacted ... Given that Johnson set terms of reference that prevents the report from explicitly pointing a finger at him, there has to be some interesting stuff in it about the culture in Downing Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ants Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 7 hours ago, mormont said: We're talking about one of the few scandals of Boris Johnson's career that doesn't, in one way or another, involve anatomy so... There was the whole apartment reno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 7 hours ago, mormont said: We're talking about one of the few scandals of Boris Johnson's career that doesn't, in one way or another, involve anatomy so... The report will still contain the anatomy of the scandal. You can use the word anatomy outside the context of the human body, get your mind out of the dating thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 https://news.sky.com/story/partygate-met-police-wants-minimal-reference-in-sue-gray-report-to-events-it-is-investigating-12527038 Met now wanting (or have been told that they want) minimal reference to events they’re investigating. Like, um, all the lockdown breaches? That they didnt want to investigate anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 They are not even trying to hide their corruption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin et al. Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Hey, be positive, the guy who played a central role in fucking up our politics, specifically on the climate, still thinks the U.K. has a chance to fix its problems. Yay, right? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/27/frank-luntz-interview-pollster-us-uk-politics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Wooooo! Just received confirmation from my lawyer that my international patent application has been officially filed. Ain't nobody nicking my idea now! ETA: Just realized I posted this in the wrong thread. To make amends, I now declare that once I've made enough moolah, I fully intend to use my money, power and influence to reshape British democracy into a form more suited to the times we live in and the people it serves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 What a bunch of crooked cunts: I doubt they'll get away with this. I predict a lawsuit from the GLP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Is it too early to ask aboout the line of succession and when our very own bfc would be the new Dick in charge of the Met Police, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 1 hour ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: Is it too early to ask aboout the line of succession and when our very own bfc would be the new Dick in charge of the Met Police, so to speak. I'd have to give a shit enough to get promoted about 7 times. Or kill everyone above me. The second option seems more plausible right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, BigFatCoward said: I'd have to give a shit enough to get promoted about 7 times. Or kill everyone above me. The second option seems more plausible right now But you did the math in your head. So we are on course here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 15 minutes ago, BigFatCoward said: I'd have to give a shit enough to get promoted about 7 times. Or kill everyone above me. The second option seems more plausible right now Go rogue. Get some of SpockyDog’s ‘recreationals’ and plant them on your superiors, then bust them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Nah, I am more in favour of some Met version of Cluedo. Victim: Lady Dick Weapon: Bomb (in the form of a report) Murderer: Boris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Derfel Cadarn said: Go rogue. Get some of SpockyDog’s ‘recreationals’ and plant them on your superiors, then bust them. I'm down to clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 I see Prince Andrew intends to call disgraced rapist and alleged three time murderer, Kevin Spacey, to speak on his behalf in court. *purchases 10kg of popcorn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Spockydog said: I see Prince Andrew intends to call disgraced rapist and alleged three time murderer, Kevin Spacey, to speak on his behalf in court. *purchases 10kg of popcorn* Any Pizza Express staff among the witness list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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