Craving Peaches Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) Murder, Rape, Extortion, Breaking the King's Peace, Breach of Guest Right, Torture, what we would now consider War Crimes, Failure in Duty of Care as a parent, Reset. Anything else? Edited December 7, 2022 by Craving Peaches Corvo the Crow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Craving Peaches said: Murder, Rape, Extortion, Breaking the King's Peace, what we would now consider War Crimes... Anything else? Poor choice of title if you ask me. It should’ve been “Crimes not committed by Tywin” I’m having a hard time to find any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Corvo the Crow said: Poor choice of title if you ask me. It should’ve been “Crimes not committed by Tywin” I’m having a hard time to find any! Technically, I don't think he has taken anything by force or stealth, or retained anything acquired through those means*, nor has he engaged in any fraudulent activity. He also hasn't formed a mob, assaulted anyone himself, killed someone accidently, or embezzled funds. *I'm not counting spoils of war. The Ice situation perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Craving Peaches said: Technically, I don't think he has taken anything by force or stealth, or retained anything acquired through those means*, nor has he engaged in any fraudulent activity. He also hasn't formed a mob, assaulted anyone himself, killed someone accidently, or embezzled funds. *I'm not counting spoils of war. The Ice situation perhaps. He took Tysha by force and fArya is fraud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrorthatflapsinthenight9 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Parental abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 40 minutes ago, Corvo the Crow said: He took Tysha by force and fArya is fraud. Taken as in stolen. He hasn't robbed anyone or been a thief. Rape is already included. Did Tywin come up with the fArya scheme? 38 minutes ago, Terrorthatflapsinthenight9 said: Parental abuse. Will add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEuronGreyjoy Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 It’d be easier to list crimes he DIDNT commit. like. Cannibalism? Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Suburbs Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Corvo the Crow said: He took Tysha by force and fArya is fraud. And he turned his army into a mob to sack King's Landing. But he has never brought a donkey and a honeycomb into a brothel . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 2 hours ago, John Suburbs said: And he turned his army into a mob to sack King's Landing. But he has never brought a donkey and a honeycomb into a brothel . . . I don't know about honeycombs but since he is an ass, I'll reconsider that first bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alden Rothack Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 5 hours ago, KingEuronGreyjoy said: It’d be easier to list crimes he DIDNT commit. like. Cannibalism? Maybe. Probably not, though not out of scruples you can be assured, he hasn't got any of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Stark Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 13 hours ago, Craving Peaches said: Murder, Rape, Extortion, Breaking the King's Peace, what we would now consider War Crimes, Failure in Duty of Care as a parent... Anything else? Rank hypocrisy, because while Tywin was punishing his son for sleeping with prostitutes, Tywin had a whole secret tunnel built so he could get some on the side. Corvo the Crow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Stark Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 His actions setting up the Red Wedding is a serious crime. Marrying Sansa against her will is pretty bad, though not technically illegal. Taken together, I'd argue these two things are an attempt at ethnic cleansing. Speaking of which, are there any more Reynes or Tarbecks? No. Tywin murdered them all. Again. Ethnic cleansing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floki of the Ironborn Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 14 hours ago, Craving Peaches said: Taken as in stolen. He hasn't robbed anyone or been a thief. Is Ice a joke to you? Canon Claude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Floki of the Ironborn said: Is Ice a joke to you? I think I mentioned it in an earlier comment. Put a little asterisk. But, correct me if I am wrong, Tywin himself did not steal it, someone else took it and then he kept it, so rather than theft he would be possessing a stolen item, knowing it to be stolen. So it would be reset instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrosh Lannister Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Would ordering and having the ancestral sword and family heirloom of the Starks reforged into two swords count as blasphemy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craving Peaches Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Tyrosh Lannister said: Would ordering and having the ancestral sword and family heirloom of the Starks reforged into two swords count as blasphemy? Is blasphemy a crime in Westeros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvo the Crow Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 6 hours ago, Nathan Stark said: Rank hypocrisy, because while Tywin was punishing his son for sleeping with prostitutes, Tywin had a whole secret tunnel built so he could get some on the side. He even has planted his seeds "In the gutters and the ditches, and in common ground where only bastard weeds take root.” Marei is one we know of. Nathan Stark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifth Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I'd put torture on that list. He employs people like The Tickler. He also employs and rewards some of the nastiest and evil characters in the series, which makes him an accessory, for many of their crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrorthatflapsinthenight9 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Also slavery, by enslaving smallfolks to work on the rehabilitation of Harrenhal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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