Buckwheat Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 I'm not sure, how much Jane Austen quotes Bucky can take before running berserk. Let's find out :lol: A large Tormund's member is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. :stillsick: (I actually do not remember that quote from Austen though.) I do remember this one though: "Every Tormund's member can dance." Now excuse me while I go delete my browsing history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Lepus Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 I was born with a Tormund's Member in my mouth. If you excuse me, I'm going to pour some bleach into my ears now, to try erase that mental image from my brain. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 :stillsick: (I actually do not remember that quote from Austen though.) (Mansfield Park) "I declare after all there is no enjoyment like Tormund's member!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor of House Hodor Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 [Lady Smallwood] "My Carallen's a lovely dancer. She sings beautifully as well. What do you like to do?"[Arya] scuffed a toe against the rushes. "Tormund's Member.""Very restful, isn't it.""Well," said Arya, "not the way I do it." Show me Tormund's Member, Lord, she prayed. Show me your king, your instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 "Tormund's Member shall inherit the earth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrin Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Bilbo: "I..... found something .... in the goblin tunnelsGandalf: "Found what? What di you find?Bilbo: "Tormund's member"Gandalf: "Good. You'll need it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Smith Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Here's another I just thought of, from Barristan Selmy: She wants Tormund's Member, and Dorne sent her mud. You could make a poultice out of mud to cool a fever. You could plant seeds in mud and grow a crop to feed your children. Mud would nourish you, where Tormund's Member would only consume you, but fools and children and young girls would choose Tormund's Member every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 "Mr Frodo, Tormund's Member is such a burden to bare. Maybe I could help you, share the load." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Antony Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 "Mr Frodo, Tormund's Member is such a burden to bare. Maybe I could help you, share the load." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 :lmao: Now I need the brain bleach :lmao:"Mr Frodo, Tormund's Member is such a burden to bare. Maybe I could help you, share the load." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 "Mr Frodo, Tormund's Member is such a burden to bare. Maybe I could help you, share the load." Holy Lord. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 "The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in Tormund's member, must be intolerably stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 "Mr Frodo, Tormund's Member is such a burden to bare. Maybe I could help you, share the load." Oh, my.... :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neri Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Jarl had chosen to assault Tormund's member along the ridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneorobertsbastards Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 "I will lead it. We will march into the sea and out again. Under the waves we will ride Tormund's member, and mermaids will blow Tormund's member to announce our coming, oh, oh, oh. ” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adara Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 "There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as Tormunds member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor of House Hodor Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Here's another I just thought of, from Barristan Selmy: She wants Tormund's Member, and Dorne sent her mud. You could make a poultice out of mud to cool a fever. You could plant seeds in mud and grow a crop to feed your children. Mud would nourish you, where Tormund's Member would only consume you, but fools and children and young girls would choose Tormund's Member every time. :lol: :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckthorn Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 "I didn't kill Jarl, Tormund's Member killed Jarl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegar I Targaryen Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 "For Tormunds member is dark, and full of terrors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckthorn Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 "Though Mayhaps this was a blessing, had he lived he would have grown up to be Tormund's Member." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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