Rubies & Jade Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I couldn't find an unlocked version of this thread...but I just needed somewhere to post this:any cure for constipation??? please am in agony !!!!!ffs, why am I still on FB? oy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Tell them to take the grammar out of their ass that the spice might flow freely. :lmao: ok, that makes me feel better!! haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalThor Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Another one from my cousin who has a tendency to drink a little bit too much. She was commenting on a picture of the boys wearing Thing 1 and Thing 2 t-shirts at 2:00 in the afternoon).precious morings. and xxxxx you crack me up. which one is you, they both yave such BEAUFITUFL SMILES. its just called good loving.lots of love ya linda.call me blonde thing one and thing 2. lmao. my favorite book will be recieved. "whos your mother". love meI can decipher most some of it but, "morings"? WTF are morings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywolf2375 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Another one from my cousin who has a tendency to drink a little bit too much. She was commenting on a picture of the boys wearing Thing 1 and Thing 2 t-shirts at 2:00 in the afternoon).I can decipher most some of it but, "morings"? WTF are morings?a misspelled small piece of land in Scotland? Or the act of gathering additional quantities of something? "I just bought more land near the house." "Yeah, we're moring land as well so we can expand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maithanet Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I thought it was a misspelling of mornings. Like "these children are the dawn in the circle of life", but less well thought out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Buck Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Anyone that posts "FML". Seriously, I just saw you at Applebees last night. Your life is fucking fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 OMG, my boobs are obscene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arataniello Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I can decipher most some of it but, "morings"? WTF are morings?In the context, presumable "memories". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edda van Heefmstra Ruston Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Memories, moments, could be practically anything - except what's written.ETA: I'm choosing to think "moomins". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Since this didn't require a separate thread, I thought I'd post this here for your viewing enjoyment: (Hey, it's on Facebook!) https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1188442311&clk_loc=3#!/photo.php?fbid=130307770407792&set=a.130307767074459.21158.130307693741133&type=1&theaterIt's funny and sad at the same time. One of the commenters posted how alpacas are ashamed when they get shorn. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrddin Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 http://failbook.comNSFW site, but hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I can decipher most some of it but, "morings"? WTF are morings?I like the "memories" idea. It actually makes half of her comment mean something. What I didn't get was the "Who's your mother" part. What the hell does that mean? She was commenting on a photo I posted and I'm fairly certain I know who their mother is. :P I almost said that but then I decided I didn't really want to see what she'd reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I like the "memories" idea. It actually makes half of her comment mean something. What I didn't get was the "Who's your mother" part. What the hell does that mean? She was commenting on a photo I posted and I'm fairly certain I know who their mother is. :P I almost said that but then I decided I didn't really want to see what she'd reply.Maybe she wants to know about your mother. Is it Ashara Dayne? Or Lyanna Stark. Are you, in fact, tPTWP??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathOfTinyKittens Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I need dumber friends/family so that I can post in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyeder Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I'm a teacher and several of my students added me on facebook - where one was dumb enough to post publicly if someone could send her a photo of homework for next day in order to copy it. Another day, to post photos from a rock concert in Paris, one day after missing school "for being sick".At last, one day, when one of my students had his smartphone in hand with facebook open, I confiscated it and wrote on his facebook status "I was dumb enough to caught by my teacher."Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesome possum Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I got to witness an epic confrontation the other day. One of my "friends" is a 17-year-old girl who was the baby sister of my best friend in high school. Her posts alone have been cringe-worthy because she's a 17-year-old girl who doesn't care about proper grammar or spelling on the best of days. I hid her a long time ago because her status updates were terrible and usually too sexual - it's just too weird to see a bikini pic of a girl I mostly recall as a toddler running around. But the other day, wow.I noticed a lot of my friends from my home town had activity on her wall, specifically an update of hers. So I checked it out and this is what I discovered:So this fuckin creep has a picture of me and two other people on HIS facebook..... get it off there Steve #()*@#&*Before we get into Steve's reply, a little history of the guy. We went to the same high school, and he was clearly "off." I don't want to say mental retardation, but he was very slow, very awkward both physically and socially, and just incredibly weird. He was also perverted, incredibly so. I don't think I ever had a conversation with him where he didn't stutter or stumble over trying to get me to talk about the anatomy of some of the females in our school. He would usually visibly sport an erection while doing so and made frequent trips to the bathroom, making no qualms to hide his intentions. He was creepy even as a harmless, idiot kid but apparently has taken it to a whole new level as an adult.He had taken this girl's bikini pics and were posting them on his page, claiming she was his current booty call. I again point out she's 17, and he's now 30. This was his reply to being called out by her:U r a fucking liar and a fucking bitch and a fucking cunt and a fucking hater and leave me alone. I didn't do nothing wrong to u and leave me alone and tell your so called fucking losers and fucking lowlifes friends to leave me alone to. U r very jealous of me and u a fucking hater. Bye fucking lair, fucking bitch, fucking cunt, fucking hatrer, fucking loser, fucking lowlife and fucking retarded.Needless to say, that thread was a roller coaster of insanity. Entertaining insanity in the Jerry Springer mold, but entertaining nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubies & Jade Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 ...Does that count? :lmao: yes, it most certainly does! lol AP~ I have a few people that post things like that... hard to quote just one status update as being particularly dumb, but the endless string of crap that ensues is pretty good comedy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maithanet Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 One of my "friends" is a 17-year-old girl who was the baby sister of my best friend in high school. I read this as babysitter, and spend quite a while trying to piece together how this was possible, and wondering exactly how old you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Perhaps not stupid, but certainly TMI,There's nothing more refreshing than the cool spray of a courtesy flush.Uh oh, looks like someone found yet another way to announce to the world that they're taking a dump! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathOfTinyKittens Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 So AP, where're the pics? I think we all need to see what the big deal is here :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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