Mack Kilimaro Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Hell is an endless loop of Red Sox vs. Yankees games, as called by Hawk Harrelson and Joe Morgan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Thanks for clarifying that. I didn't see the "my" and totally misread the sentence. :dunce:Out of curiosity, what did you think SiL meant?Oh, and hell is also screaming babies that won't stop no matter what. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Out of curiosity, what did you think SiL meant?I wondered that, tooOh, and hell is also screaming babies that won't stop no matter what. :/oh, i agree :bawl: poor babies, poor you :grouphug: are they teething? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Sprunk Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Hell is a bug-ridden Hello Kitty mmo where every feature is broken, your inventory is perpetually full of useless vendor junk you cannot sell or delete, and THERE IS NO WAY TO LOG OFF!*cue Marlin Brando whispering "The horror..."* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywolf2375 Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Newark, NJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 P = NP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalThor Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 oh, i agree :bawl: poor babies, poor you :grouphug: are they teething?One has 5 teeth with barely a whimper, the other hasn't gotten any but has been a rather large pain in the ass about the whole thing for a couple of months now.So yeah, trapped in a room with my S-i-L together with crying babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaldaur Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Hell is coming out of a strip club in East St. Louis at 3am in the morning and realizing you left your lights on and now have no car battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurble Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 P = NPHow's that hell? I want a sentient calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Hell are topoi; places where such atrocity has occurred as to allow the Outside to seep in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aemon Stark Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Well, hopefully it's nothing like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Of House Hill Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Out of curiosity, what did you think SiL meant?If I answered that, I'd be in so much trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serious Callers Only Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 How's that hell? I want a sentient calculator.Has nothing to do with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurble Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 If P=NP, then there would be simple algorithms for hard problems. My calculator could be sentient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haLobEnder Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I think the view of most mainstream Churches these days is that Hell is absence from God, rather than traditional fire and brimstone.I was always given that definition as a child growing up in the Catholic faith. I find it kind of funny that the greatest 'trump card' religion can throw at you as a means of cohesion is an atheist's everyday reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nukelavee Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Except, it really isn't teh same thing at all.For that definition of Hell, you'd know atheists, including possibly yourself, were absolutely wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesome possum Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Imaginary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Imaginary.Anderson Cooper: "Christopher Hitchens, I don't know if you believe in Heaven, but if you do, do you believe that Jerry Falwell is there now?"Hitchens: "No...and I think it's a shame that there isn't a Hell for him to go to." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sci-2 Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 Anderson Cooper: "Christopher Hitchens, I don't know if you believe in Heaven, but if you do, do you believe that Jerry Falwell is there now?"Hitchens: "No...and I think it's a shame that there isn't a Hell for him to go to."Heaven is a place on Earth. Baby you don't know what that's worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderfist Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Hell seems to be where the most interesting people end up. Scientists, authors, free thinkers etc have always been condemned to hell by one church or another. So while I don´t believe in neither heaven nor hell, if there happens to be a hell, sign me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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