Saci Targaryen Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Comprehensive list of Kim Jong II's achievements, according to his official auto-biography:- Kim Jong-il was born on Mount Paektu at his father's secret base in 1942 and his birth was heralded by a swallow, caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and a double rainbow spontaneously appeared.- As a junior high school pupil in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.- Wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are better than any in the history of music"- He designed the Tower of the Juche Idea, a 170-metre tower in the east bank of the River Taedong in central Pyongyang that is topped by a glowing red flame.- Wrote 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University, from where he graduated in 1964.- Amazed Vladimir Putin with his ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.- Coached the 2010 Korean World Cup soccer team with an invisible phone- Invented the hamburger in 2004.- Shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course during his first try at golf- After his death, layers of ice ruptured with an unprecedentedly loud crack at Chon Lake on Mount Paektu and a snowstorm with strong winds hit the area.- Between 1973 to 2012, Jong-il accumulated no less than 54 titles, such as "Great Conqueror,", "Eternal General Secretary of our Great Party", and "Lord of all the Beasts and Fishes of the Earth". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 "Lord of all the Beasts and Fishes of the Earth".Usurper! That title rightfully belongs to Idi Amin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Anti-Targ Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Comprehensive list of Kim Jong II's achievements, according to his official auto-biography:- Kim Jong-il was born on Mount Paektu at his father's secret base in 1942 and his birth was heralded by a swallow, caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and a double rainbow spontaneously appeared.- As a junior high school pupil in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.- Wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are better than any in the history of music"- He designed the Tower of the Juche Idea, a 170-metre tower in the east bank of the River Taedong in central Pyongyang that is topped by a glowing red flame.- Wrote 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University, from where he graduated in 1964.- Amazed Vladimir Putin with his ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.- Coached the 2010 Korean World Cup soccer team with an invisible phone- Invented the hamburger in 2004.- Shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course during his first try at golf- After his death, layers of ice ruptured with an unprecedentedly loud crack at Chon Lake on Mount Paektu and a snowstorm with strong winds hit the area.- Between 1973 to 2012, Jong-il accumulated no less than 54 titles, such as "Great Conqueror,", "Eternal General Secretary of our Great Party", and "Lord of all the Beasts and Fishes of the Earth".Ahh, so now that double rainbow Youtube guy can finally get an answer to his question on the meaning of a double rainbow: double rainbow = son of a tyrant is born.'Ware the double rainbow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion of Judah Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Funny how they have money to build bombs that they claim can reach the US and they can't feed their country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Has anyone read this genius?http://maoistrebelnews.wordpress.com/North Korea is great and the Tianenmen Square massacre never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 scot, you reading maoist agitprop now?couldn't find the article about china/DPRK, but it would be sadly unsurprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Sologdin,I was simply curious to see if anyone would defend NK. I googled "Defending North Korea" and found a whole sequence of youtube videos by this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I thought this was quite interesting:Sophie Schmidt visited North Korea with her dad, Google boss Eric Schmitd, and wrote a blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a wooden chair Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I thought this was quite interesting:Sophie Schmidt visited North Korea with her dad, Google boss Eric Schmitd, and wrote a blog. Especially love how I can't view her slideshow using google chrome on android... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So1ar Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 proof for all you doubtershttp://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186xnl0cwalywjpg/original.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Comprehensive list of Kim Jong II's achievements, according to his official auto-biography:- Kim Jong-il was born on Mount Paektu at his father's secret base in 1942 and his birth was heralded by a swallow, caused winter to change to spring, a star to illuminate the sky and a double rainbow spontaneously appeared.- As a junior high school pupil in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.- Coached the 2010 Korean World Cup soccer team with an invisible phoneI'm not overly impressed by these, actually.His birth. Weather... rainbows... Blah, Blah, Blah. But, a... swallow, ffs? No eagle, hawk or pterodactyl? Even a freaking giant bat. But, no... You're going with swallow?Rightously correcting his teachers. Who hasn't done that?Coached with an invisible phone? Hell, I've done that with every Super Bowl over the last twenty years. I didn't even have to use my invisible phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Of House Hill Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 proof for all you doubtershttp://img.gawkerass...pg/original.jpgNice horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallyington Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 This seems 100% legitimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Kim Jong Un has become the first man to walk on the Moon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Kim Jong Un has become the first man to walk on the Moon!*Sigh* That's just an article from "The Onion". Look, I love "The Onion" as much as anyone. But can we skip the satire and keep this thread grounded in reality? Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdf227 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 OMG what is wrong with u people?!?!? Don't u know that the famine in N Korea is so bad that people there are eating their own children!!!!North Korea is a bloody hellhole it's time to wake up!!!!0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Of House Hill Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 *Sigh* That's just an article from "The Onion". Look, I love "The Onion" as much as anyone. But can we skip the satire and keep this thread grounded in reality? Thank you.I'm puzzled. How can a topic about North Korea being a land of miracles, be grounded in reality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Of House Hill Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 OMG what is wrong with u people?!?!? Don't u know that the famine in N Korea is so bad that people there are eating their own children!!!!I didn't realize that. Can you recommend a good North Korean cookbook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbound Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Great production value in this video:http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/north-korea-dream-video-us-missile-attack-140005920.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horza Posted February 12, 2013 Author Share Posted February 12, 2013 Do not be alarmed, imperialist cowards, recent seismic activity is simply Mother Earth sighing with joy that the Land of Kirin is ruled by such a wonderful, wise and personable steward and has nothing to do with the fiery atomic death the Worker-Soldier Army will rain down on your diseased societies should your capitalist executive cabals seek to interfere with the triumphant march of revolution.Ha ha! Not-at-all-overbearing Chinese comrades you are a laugh riot! How did you get this hugely detailed hoax nuclear news page up so quickly? Amazing timing!Pay no attention to the sour grapes from imperialist puppet defence headquarters, it was a strong and virile explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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