The BlackBear Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't try to apply logic to this show, it will only end in tears. Blood tears. Which look all artistic when they drip one by one, but look like shit when someone properly cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Sorry, did Jason just shoot a shotgun at the vampire next to his sister? Wood rounds are presumably slugs rather than buckshot, no spread. Or a really tight choke on the gun to prevent a wide scatter. But you know, logic and True Blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Um...... I just saw episode three .........what the fuck happened? :shocked: this show is a special kind of fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Bill is such a manipulative poet And Alcide :crying: :crying: and more :crying: I hate Sookie! Oh and I think Sookie is pregnant....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastard of Boston Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Was just reading an interview TVLine did with the dude whom plays Alcide, and you can tell he's been over the show since last season. Took him long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Was just reading an interview TVLine did with the dude whom plays Alcide, and you can tell he's been over the show since last season. Took him long enough.Lol well I'll be watching him in other stuff as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I think I missed how the blond lady (Holly?) got out of that cellar while the whole Fangtasia was full of vampires and managed to show up in the middle of a forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 That Hindu Guru in episode 3 was hilarious. In that last scene, I thought he was going to go all supernatural on their asses and summon Kali, or pull someone's heart out of their chest, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I think I missed how the blond lady (Holly?) got out of that cellar while the whole Fangtasia was full of vampires and managed to show up in the middle of a forest. The Vamps took her out, they were using her as bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 The Vamps took her out, they were using her as bait. Ah, that makes sense, thanks BB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Holly thought she was Harry Potter. Suddenly made me wish I was watching Harry Potter instead of True Blood. Why am I watching True Blood again? Oh, that's right, Eric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorMakhnosLovechild Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 The Vamps took her out, they were using her as bait. Of course - why do they need to use anyone as bait? Vampires are super-fast and can move vast distances in the blink of an eye (except, of course, when humans are aiming guns at them, at which causes them to freeze in place so that even old ladies firing handguns can hit them square in the heart). If they come upon you out in the woods, why would they need you distracted by another human? They should be able to disable you before you even know they're there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Of course - why do they need to use anyone as bait? Vampires are super-fast and can move vast distances in the blink of an eye (except, of course, when humans are aiming guns at them, at which causes them to freeze in place so that even old ladies firing handguns can hit them square in the heart). If they come upon you out in the woods, why would they need you distracted by another human? They should be able to disable you before you even know they're there. They were using her a stand by lunch in case they didn't find anyone. The Hep V makes them have to eat all of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 And Vampires getting a virus :shocked: ...... *clears throat* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EBsLOJv-yI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel_Rose Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Last ep was good (for True Blood standards anyway). The flashback of the beginning of Fangtasia was sweet, how they came up with the idea, the throne, the name. Go Ginger! Glad to see the deaths of several annoying people. Also, Keith... my my my. I'd suck your blood anytime :p (sorry for the gushing, I had the hugest crush the moment he appeared on screen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Eric Northman,sex on a throne :cool4:Good episode,I kinda teared up when Jason was talking to Hoytt... Can't they find a cure for the virus?I don't want Eric to die :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BormonReborn Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Eric Northman,sex on a throne :cool4: Good episode,I kinda teared up when Jason was talking to Hoytt... Can't they find a cure for the virus?I don't want Eric to die :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: I think they will find a cure... and most likely it will have to do with Sookie. (I hate that everything revolves around her). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Best lines... "Did we fuck and then I blacked it out?" - From Pam to the Authority "Guys speak better with a ball in their hand. I don't know why, but it's true" - Sookie to Arlene's daughter. Slow clap for this episode, and this season in general. I was expecting a really cheesy finale to this really cheesy show, but the writers have found ways to bring relevance to it again. This show is like the anti-Dexter in that it just keeps getting stronger as it heads into oblivion, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Cygne Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Eric Northman,sex on a throne :cool4: Good episode,I kinda teared up when Jason was talking to Hoytt... Can't they find a cure for the virus?I don't want Eric to die :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: How did this stupid show make me cry but it did. Eric had better not die, that's all I can say. But I agree, that was a pretty good episode for a change. I liked the flashbacks. And classic Pam moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 For those complaining about a virus on the show, let me get this straight. The idea that a human body can function into immortality with a heart that does not beat because it consumes blood is perfectly believable, but don't cross the line into introducing something that would interfere with that because then it would be silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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