LordStoneheart Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 But it does fit Not really. It's completely impossible. Also, the theory doesn't explain Euron's eye. Daario has two blue eyes, not a black and blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Tyrion is (or any of Tywin's children for that matter) a Targaryen and that he is one of the 3 heads and will be a dragonrider ughhh it just makes my stomach turn.The dusky lady is Euron, like what?That Benjen is Coldhands although Leaf explicitly states that "that one died long ago" its more annoying than anythingOh I read this ridiculous one today that stated Grey Wind is alive, running around the Riverlands w/ Nymeria and will at some point run into Sansa, recognize her and she will wary into him.I know I've read more wickedly ridic ones before thouLeaf's comment is problematic but I don't think it renders the theory that Benjen is Coldhands ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haus of Targaryen Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Leaf's comment is problematic but I don't think it renders the theory that Benjen is Coldhands ridiculous.Yea not ridiculous it just annoys me for some reason. Are there other Coldhands type beings riding around on giant elks beyond the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Hmmmmm, did anyone add this new charm to the list. At least, I think it's somewhat new, I confess I couldn't get through the whole thing. tytos lannister green/dragon dreams ? I have proof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Not really. It's completely impossible. Also, the theory doesn't explain Euron's eye. Daario has two blue eyes, not a black and blue. I wouldn't say completely impossible. More like probable. Anyways, the warlocks are screwing around with his eye for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFacelessOther Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Theon was actually born with two "units"...for times such as these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 What theory is that?That when she arrives in Westeros, her best chance of a.marriage alliance would.be to a Frey....and.not just any Frey, but old Walder himself.Thankfully, it was a troll thread though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joluoto2 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 X person is BenjenX person is RhaegarX person is Arthur Dayne None of those makes any god damn sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 That when she arrives in Westeros, her best chance of a.marriage alliance would.be to a Frey....and.not just any Frey, but old Walder himself.Thankfully, it was a troll thread though. Yeah that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duron Qel-Droma Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Oh I found another good one: The Tattered Prince is Gerion Lannister (I would love to see Gerion return, but him being the Tattered Prince, ... no) Others also think, that Gerion might be Daario or that he might even be the kindly man in Braavos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Maester Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Brandon Stark was gay for Rhaegar and jealous and that's how this whole story got started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maester Pedant Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Brandon Stark was gay for Rhaegar and jealous and that's how this whole story got started. I thought that was canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Oh Jesus the truth has been spoken! Damn Right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogdevil Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 maester Luwin is the real father of the Stark kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aegon The Conqueror Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 maester Luwin is the real father of the Stark kids Pissing myself laughing hahahaha but damn you at the same time hahaha. I was drinking tea while I was reading this and I started laughing and spilled the tea :'( Guys I believe we have a winner thread here!! No theory gets more hilarious than this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Pissing myself laughing hahahaha but damn you at the same time hahaha. I was drinking tea while I was reading this and I started laughing and spilled the tea :'( Guys I believe we have a winner thread here!! No theory gets more hilarious than this one! And here I thought the real answer to all of this was: The three of them in bed, Ned, Cat, and Maester Luwin. :bang: Yeah, I'm head-banging at my stupidity. :blushing: ETA: I can't believe D&D didn't try that for the tvshow, come to think of it, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilish Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Its time for me to create a ridiculous theory Tyrion true father is Jon Umber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sword Of Mourning Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Everything we think we know about Danaerys is false because all the narrators in her region (Dany and Barristan) are unreliable therefore she is essentially her Father's daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Mac Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Pissing myself laughing hahahaha but damn you at the same time hahaha. I was drinking tea while I was reading this and I started laughing and spilled the tea :'( Guys I believe we have a winner thread here!! No theory gets more hilarious than this one!Nothing beats the theory that Asha is a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aegon The Conqueror Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 And here I thought the real answer to all of this was: The three of them in bed, Ned, Cat, and Maester Luwin. :bang: Yeah, I'm head-banging at my stupidity. :blushing: ETA: I can't believe D&D didn't try that for the tvshow, come to think of it, LOL ROFL this thread just gets better and better!! The lord honourable Stark going in for a 3 way. I bet Brandon is wishing he didn't head off to King's Landing now hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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