Orphalesion Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Yay! Blue is as good as confirmed! I knew there were dinosaurs on Planetos. A walking lizard is not an ostrich or a terror bird no matter how much you twist the words around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Confirmed! So the Sealord has a dinosaur but can't have ONE lemon tree. Poor guy. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucu Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Confirmed! So the Sealord has a dinosaur but can't have ONE lemon tree. Poor guy. :( You know how hard is to take care of lemon trees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Confirmed! So the Sealord has a dinosaur but can't have ONE lemon tree. Poor guy. :( Why no one asked him about this? Or Q=alive? or HS=HR? Where are the people with the good important questions???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Confirmed! So the Sealord has a dinosaur but can't have ONE lemon tree. Poor guy. :( He had one, but the velociraptor and the Thylacosmilus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacosmilus kept sharpening their claws/teeth on it and it died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 It's not a velociraptor. Is a BRAAVOSIRAPTOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 It's not a velociraptor. Is a BRAAVOSIRAPTOR. Right, my mistake. The Braavosiraptor and the Thylacosmilus kept sharpening their calws/teeth on the lemon tree's bark, that made the poor little tree very sick. Then little Viserys made a pee pee on it and that gave the tree the rest. Already withered, it died within hours. Not even emergency grafts executed by the best gardeners in Braavos could save it. It will all be revealed kin WoW in a dream sequence by Daenerys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 It will all be revealed kin WoW in a dream sequence by Daenerys. "She dreamt an old dream of a house by the sea, three gardeners in grey cloaks, sharp claws and yellow pee, and a tree that smelled of death". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Wren Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Right, my mistake. The Braavosiraptor and the Thylacosmilus kept sharpening their calws/teeth on the lemon tree's bark, that made the poor little tree very sick. Then little Viserys made a pee pee on it and that gave the tree the rest. Already withered, it died within hours. Not even emergency grafts executed by the best gardeners in Braavos could save it. It will all be revealed kin WoW in a dream sequence by Daenerys. And that's why they are thrown out onto the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I can actually imagine Dany be all "awww... my tree" and then Viserys pees all over it because "DRAGONS DON'T PLANT TREES!!!". Poor tree :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Wraith Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 It's not a velociraptor. Is a BRAAVOSIRAPTOR. Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I can actually imagine Dany be all "awww... my tree" and then Viserys pees all over it because "DRAGONS DON'T PLANT TREES!!!". Poor tree :( It's a childhood trauma. She will only overcome it once she rides Blue through a orchard of lemon trees she has planted herself. That will be the final chapter of the whole series. "And as she crossed beneath the branches, bowed heavy with ripe, juice lemons Daenerys let out a deep, wistful sigh and scratched Blue behind her ear hole. Yes, she was home at last..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I was going to post that. Salsa Stark the lemonslayer will ride a velociraptor and win the day. Wait, she's going to become Dornish? Or take up dancing? ETA: having read the rest of the new replies, I must say that I agree...THIS IS THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUMS! You guys crack me up. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiko Dragonhorn Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Was it this thread that randomly started this braavos raptor meme? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Nymeria Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Wait, she's going to become Dornish? Or take up dancing? ETA: having read the rest of the new replies, I must say that I agree...THIS IS THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUMS! You guys crack me up. :lol: Awww...this is nothing. I'm waiting for the thread that reveals Blue's true identity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrell_like_Squirrel Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Clearly Martin actually meant to confirm it's an Ostrich. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ravenstark Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Awww...this is nothing. I'm waiting for the thread that reveals Blue's true identity... Blue is secretly a little Valyrian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Clearly Martin actually meant to confirm it's an Ostrich. :D Blue is secretly a little Valyrian! Awww...this is nothing. I'm waiting for the thread that reveals Blue's true identity... The Braavosiraptor is in fact a Stark. Ostrich Stark, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Wraith Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 The Braavosiraptor is in fact a Stark. Ostrich Stark, Another mystery solved. Must be a descendant from one of the members of the Company of the (Blue) Rose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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