JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/gAud8pt.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Fuck..now When I think of Braavos instead of the Titan I imagine a T Rex. Someone needs to make that happen.Please Photoshop a T Rex in place of the Titan of Braavos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Fuck..now When I think of Braavos instead of the Titan I imagine a T Rex. Someone needs to make that happen.Please Photoshop a T Rex in place of the Titan of Braavos http://i.imgur.com/hA1Sq2C.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucu Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/hA1Sq2C.jpg Somehow I think Braavos would not impose as much respect after the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzanna Stormborn Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/gAud8pt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hA1Sq2C.jpg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh thank you, it's been a rough day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/hA1Sq2C.jpgClose enough. Rex will defeat Zerg the Great Other.It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Wraith Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/gAud8pt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hA1Sq2C.jpg You are the best sir. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/gAud8pt.jpg :lol: http://i.imgur.com/hA1Sq2C.jpg :lmao: Close enough. Rex will defeat Zerg the Great Other.It is known. How did I never connect that TGO = Zerg? JCRB, any chance of a Jaime/Tyrion still where you could add Tyrion calling Jaime a child's plaything, and Jaime saying Tyrion is a sad, strange little man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daendrew Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 what person in their right mind would see an ostrich and think, "oh, that's a lizard"? You'd think they'd describe it as a giant scythe-clawed bird if that's what Martin was going for. ETA: additionally, I don't even think ostrich claws are particularly "scythe-like," certainly not compared to raptor claws. Ostrichbumps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slant Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 Ok, ser. Now try to imagine yourself in the dawn age. You get your first look at this "six foot raven" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like Tyroshisaurus Rex; he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Braavosiraptor. You stare at him... and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side. From the other two Braavosiraptors.. you didn't even know were there. Because Braavosiraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this: a six-inch retractable claw, like valyrian steel, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion or a direwolf, oh no... he slashes at you here, or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So try and show a little respect. Almost didn't catch Tyroshisaurus Rex :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victarion Chainbreaker Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 fukt if I could find a good pic of a tasmanian tiger's pouch, so Viserys is just gonna hafta ride him. http://i.imgur.com/rLlDEf5.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orphalesion Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 fukt if I could find a good pic of a tasmanian tiger's pouch, so Viserys is just gonna hafta ride him. http://i.imgur.com/rLlDEf5.jpg Perfect! :lmao: All the picture needs now is a lemon tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 fukt if I could find a good pic of a tasmanian tiger's pouch, so Viserys is just gonna hafta ride him. http://i.imgur.com/rLlDEf5.jpg Might I suggest one tiny change? The ball should be a dragon egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Wren Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 fukt if I could find a good pic of a tasmanian tiger's pouch, so Viserys is just gonna hafta ride him. http://i.imgur.com/rLlDEf5.jpg Spectacular!!!! :commie: :commie: :commie: Love the fact that Dany's actually playing the game while Viserys just contemplates his mallet. Am wondering if the problem with the tiger is that it's too small. That I (and many others) voted for the wrong concept. Misinterpreted this vital piece of text. Not Tasmanian Tiger, but Kanga-Tiger: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1d/dc/20/1ddc20799bf0f69c1d7ba7a44cc06e89.jpg Or, another view: http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/tiger-standing-up-2238223.jpg Now, would Viserys be brave enough to ride in that pouch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Who needs brave when he has the crazy of the dragon in his veins? He would simply order the animal to obey. And the animal would be so stunned by the arrogance and stupidity that it would be oddly cowed into following orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Wren Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Who needs brave when he has the crazy of the dragon in his veins? He would simply order the animal to obey. And the animal would be so stunned by the arrogance and stupidity that it would be oddly cowed into following orders. Either that, or this: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/26/article-2348708-1A7EB175000005DC-410_964x633.jpg Kanga-Tiger oddly unimpressed by crazy dragon boy. What would Dany do? She's got the raptor. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 So like dragons are the evolved form of Raptors right?You just need to get a fire stone from Valaryia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I dunno if AngryGoTFan finally lost it or not, but he's in a GRRM event and... this is very relevant: https://twitter.com/AngryGoTFan/status/637706297790468096 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ravenstark Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I dunno if AngryGoTFan finally lost it or not, but he's in a GRRM event and... this is very relevant: https://twitter.com/AngryGoTFan/status/637706297790468096 I was going to post that. Salsa Stark the lemonslayer will ride a velociraptor and win the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I was going to post that. Salsa Stark the lemonslayer will ride a velociraptor and win the day. :lol: [url=http://www.kwh.com.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Top-Grade-Lemon-Sauce.jpg]relevant[/url] O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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