JaneSnow Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Best out of context quote? A few I find amusing are Quote "Dick," She called urgently, "to me" -Brienne IV AFFC Quote Yes, I should have come sooner. If not for my Hand, I might not have come at all. - Jon XI ASOS Quote Renly will scarce have unlimbered his siege engines before Father takes him in the rear. -Tyrion V ACOK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Lovejoy Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Great idea for a thread. I laughed out loud here at the airport at those three and everyone is looking at my like an idiot now. I look forward to whatever nuggets other posters uncover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 Quote "Yet he could scarcely tell Lord Mormont that it was another man's sword he dreamt of…" - Jon VIII AGOT Quote Pyp called out, "Well, come about, let's have a look." "At what?" Jon said. Toad sidled close. "Your rosy butt cheeks, what else?" "The sword," Grenn stated. "We want to see the sword." -Jon VIII AGOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandrax Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Quote take the ironmen in the rear while they are beating off what they think is my main thrust up the causeway -Catelyn V Agot Quote if truth be told, he had not been sad to see the back of her. -Davos III Acok Quote Then come,” said Barristan the Bold. Khrazz came -The Kingbreaker Adwd Quote The boy's not to be molested. The Mystery Knight Quote Unlace your breeches and pull 'em down...Over there, against the oak. Yes, like that." She wrapped her arms around the trunk and pressed her face to the rough wood. "You scream now. You scream loud." -Arya I Acok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megorova Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Majority of readers wouldn't even notice those "slips". So maybe they are actually intentional. In that way author or editors are making fun of unaware readers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azarial Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Megorova said: Majority of readers wouldn't even notice those "slips". So maybe they are actually intentional. In that way author or editors are making fun of unaware readers. Given how he names things like the tits that the Brackens and Blackwoods are fighting over, it wouldn't surprise me. I noticed a few of these, but they are much funnier when read in a row with no extra text surrounding them. I hope people can think of some more. I wish I could think of some off the top of my head, but my mind is failing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Suburbs Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 In the context of Theon's missing junk: Quote What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. Dany in the markets of Vase Dothrak" Quote "Oh look, those are the kind of sausages I meant."... Delighted with her discovery, Dany insisted the others join her for a sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 Quote "I always thought Dick would hang" Woman from the Stinking Goose in AFFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancho Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Doran Martell somewhere talking about naked kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zandru Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Maybe this is out of place in all the seamy sexual innuendo, but in Game of Thrones, Tyrion 5 Quote A narrow weirwood door stood between two slender marble pillars, a crescent moon carved in the white wood. It's the ever popular "Moon Door" aka The King's Justice. But ... the description also matches the traditional outhouse, or privy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megorova Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 ACOK, Davos II: Quote The men of your garrison will be free to enter my service or to return unmolested to their homes. Which means, that those that will become Stanni's servants, will be molested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenous reader Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 17 hours ago, zandru said: Maybe this is out of place in all the seamy sexual innuendo, but in Game of Thrones, Tyrion 5 Quote A narrow weirwood door stood between two slender marble pillars, a crescent moon carved in the white wood. It's the ever popular "Moon Door" aka The King's Justice. But ... the description also matches the traditional outhouse, or privy. Why is that reminiscent of a privy (besides the suggestive fact that it's called a *moon* door...)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 1] Edd describing his dream... Quote "Just last night I dreamt I was pissing off the Wall when someone decided to give the horn a toot. Not that I'm complaining'' 2] Jon making sure Satin shook well after peeing, even if the technique suggested is somewhat extreme.... Quote ''Satin pissed himself when the horns blew, but Jon pretended not to notice. "Go shake Dick by the shoulder," he told the Oldtown boy'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Fossoway Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Oh, this is a promising thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Quote 'Podrick helped her lower Nimble Dick into his hole.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Quote ''Renly will scarce have unlimbered his siege engines before Father takes him in the rear.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Quote "By all means," Ned said. "Come inside, Your Grace." Alyn lifted the flap of the tent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz-The-Smith Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Quote ''Uncle Benjen will ride back tonight, and I'll see him first and blow the horn. He never came, though. Not that night and not any night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucu Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Quote He loves me. If I refuse him, he will roar and curse and bluster. Ned talking about Robert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApostolinO Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 "Mormont was still gasping for breath. Tyrion pounded him on the back." AGOT, after Tyrion humiliated Thorne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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