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NFL: Tebowmania's Migration


Mack Kilimaro

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Jaw. Meet floor. :bowdown:

How awesome would it be if Jake-the-Snake came out of retirement!?! Last time I saw him, Champ Bailey and two Denver safties were leaping over Marvin Harrison in a game of "Quick, don't touch him!".

ETA: If memory serves, the man could carry a 'Stache as well. Finally, an answer to the neckbeard problem.

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It would indeed be awesome. Think there's virtually no chance it happens and yet in this offseason that has given us almost every single thing we ask for, how great would it be to have one last, and most improbable of all, gift under the tree for ole Simon Steele?

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Jesus, they just showed Tebow's presser on Sportscenter with the "exciting" counter... 42? Wow. That's more ridiculous than the Welker interview.

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Now I'm sorry I missed the Tebow press conference. I heard it was really exciting

http://www.youtube.c...d&v=uNcMFohJkbs

ETA: It gets really "exciting" if you open it in multiple tabs

I'm having a crapfest time with links for some reason since the upgrade, but if one of these links isn't a Timmy "I'm Excited" Tebow + Jesse "I'm so excited, I'm so scared" Spano mashup, I'm gonna punch Jaime L and be disappointed in a kitten. Or something like that.

Jesus, they just showed Tebow's presser on Sportscenter with the "exciting" counter... 42? Wow. That's more ridiculous than the Welker interview.

Thought the final count was 45?

The Patriots continue to corner the market on WRs with Ochocinco (I thought he was legally changing his name back?) restructuring down.to $1mm a year.

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Can't talk......my...senses are...failing me. OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY PORN STACHE PICTURE? I am currently suffering from an erection that won't go away. My balls have swollen to the size of soft balls.

I cannot verbally communicate except to run through the streets screaming "PLUMMER!!"

This is way more exciting than dumb ol' Peyton Manning.

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Awful Announcing was all over it. http://www.awfulanno...on-landing.html

Let's break down what you can see on ESPN2...

1) Tim Tebow's press conference

2) Skip Bayless tweeting at his laptop

3) The Twitter feed of Skip Bayless BEING BROADCASTED LIVE ON TELEVISION!!!

4) The destruction of American civilization

Before today, I didn't think state controlled media was a good thing. I firmly believe not even the cruelest dictator would allow this though...

this is all true. However, i loved it. Watching skip sit there and try valiantly to come up with something to tweet about perfectly bland statements was hilarious.

a lot of tweets ended up being "interesting that tebow says....."

which was great, since A: it wasn't interesting and B: we all just heard it.

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Owners vote on the cap penalties affirmed 29-0.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/18086509/owners-vote-290-to-impose-cap-penalties-against-cowboys-redskins

Interesting comment in the article that it doesn;t necessarily mean they support it, just that it's kinda pointless to vote against it.

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Bucky Brooks? Who the hell is Bucky Brooks?

Joe Montana agrees with Kal that Sanchez is definitively better than Tebow and at least I've heard of Joe Montana once or twice.

Should I agree with this "Joe Montana" person on this? Probably.

Do I? Nope.

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Bucky Brooks? Who the hell is Bucky Brooks?

Joe Montana agrees with Kal that Sanchez is definitively better than Tebow and at least I've heard of Joe Montana once or twice.

Should I agree with this "Joe Montana" person on this? Probably.

Do I? Nope.

:cheers:

Bucky Brooks is an analyst for NFL.com, and does games for CBS.

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Joe Montana agrees with Kal that Sanchez is definitively better than Tebow and at least I've heard of Joe Montana once or twice.

Should I agree with this "Joe Montana" person on this? Probably.

Do I? Nope.

"I think some of you should realize that once you start arguing about who sucks more between Sanchez and Tebow that you've lost. No matter which side you're on".

;)

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"I think some of you should realize that once you start arguing about who sucks more between Sanchez and Tebow that you've lost. No matter which side you're on".

;)

An outstanding comment. A simple "like" does this no justice. :bowdown:

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