snake Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 It is as it was,good evening ever one what a nice day to kick off your playoff darts to night nice and sunny out to day i like it i got get ready for my big game of darts to night playoff time same is my leafs are going play the make off leafs has a good year at the season now there in the playoff o yae thats what im talking call talking bout baby hehehehe i hope thay moves on in playoff my leafs are playing good so far im sexy and im no it wen im at the beach im taning my cheeks all i can see is montreal gay people stearing at me im sexy im no it weggle weggle yea im sexy and im no it thank you have nice evening ever one take care and god bless to all my wonderful facebook frinds ; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 http://sexistfacebookdudes.tumblr.com/This is full of offensive, horrible and idiotic facebook statuses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxspecific Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Status: "I'd rather be pissed off, then pissed on"Then *than, big difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I used to friend anyone and everyone too, I used to have some HILARIOUS status updates on my feed. Then I went on a massive facebook purge and deleted around 500 people :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 It is as it was,Kill it. Kill it before it breeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dove Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 My aunt is a sweet lady but I don't think she gets this internet thing. Or this typing thing. Or many things.All of her status updates are all in caps and completely incomprehensible, a few examples being:DAUGHTER AND I TOOK TO FAIR TODAYHAD FUN FUN NO DOGGET SUNDAY READY CHURCH EARLY, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 NO DOGI dont know why but that one has me in tears of laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Status: "I'd rather be pissed off, then pissed on"Then *than, big difference.Muhahahahahaha....pervy hothead. How interesting.My fave drama llama on FB is always good for some gems like this..."I've got some SERIOUS thoughts going through my mind today.... Don't EVER assume you KNOW what I'm thinking or feeling... Watch out people.... Ish is about to get REAL.... & fast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerOfSnow Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 OK.BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THIS.All from the same man.This one:"Dont no bout use but if that blond witch on hocus pocus said cum with me i wud fuckin go n let her ride my mop hahahha"...He's talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.... *pukes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex. Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 NO DOGI dont know why but that one has me in tears of laughterThat one got me as well. So funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 My aunt is a sweet lady but I don't think she gets this internet thing. Or this typing thing. Or many things.All of her status updates are all in caps and completely incomprehensible, a few examples being:O my god these are AMAZING. they look like horse e_books statuses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armidil0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The one about african people needing to get water made me laugh. So mean.NO DOG was also good. My friends dont post much, and its never this funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 This one:"Dont no bout use but if that blond witch on hocus pocus said cum with me i wud fuckin go n let her ride my mop hahahha"...He's talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.... *pukes*Here are some more of his: If I was single I would be on 2 u like a rash on a tramps fanny hahahahDon't even call it sex if u aint eaten the flower or u aint got scratches that's real sex hahahNot brushing ya teeth is like wearing dirty boxers so get brushing ya teethhe's a charming one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dove Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^^^ He's all class. :cool4:The weirdest part about "NO DOG" is that she posts it weekly, sometimes more than that. I have no goddamn idea what it's supposed to mean, and it's further confused by the fact that she updates about church a lot and mispells GOD as DOG all the time. Also most of the time JESUS ends up as JEUSS, i.e.:MELANY LOVE TO SING TO JEUSS ON SUNDAY SCHOOL :-)I'll dig up more of her updates later, no joke she's probably my favorite person on facebook & never fails to put a smile on my face. Better than 90% of my dumbass friends, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord O' Bones Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Here are some more of his:Note to Americans: "Fanny" does not mean what you think it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Note to Americans: "Fanny" does not mean what you think it means.It doesn't mean "physically resembling a fan, or possessing fan-like qualities, such as cooling or breezy"? Similar to "fannish"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 So since God "hates" gays and his son is a jew and died for peoples sins, does that mean God is Hitler? Lmao! He did take over after death! Lmao!Can someone please interpret this for me? I have no idea what it means. I also looked up the meaning of this Lmao. Does anyone think that this man might have chuckled so hard that he no longer has a rear end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik of Hazelfield Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 if i get 100 likes i will run from droylsden to ashton an go in the poilce station naked and just sit thereThat one was awesome! But how did it end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 The dumbest post I've seen so far on Facebook was a picture of an old man clutching his chest with the caption reading "Like if you wish cancer didn't exist. Ignore if you want your parents to die from cancer." What's worse was that 110,000 people had liked the picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 ^^^ He's all class. :cool4:The weirdest part about "NO DOG" is that she posts it weekly, sometimes more than that. I have no goddamn idea what it's supposed to mean, and it's further confused by the fact that she updates about church a lot and mispells GOD as DOG all the time. Also most of the time JESUS ends up as JEUSS, i.e.:I'll dig up more of her updates later, no joke she's probably my favorite person on facebook & never fails to put a smile on my face. Better than 90% of my dumbass friends, no doubt.She sounds amazing. I once accidentally typed ''Going to take my God for a walk'':P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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