Lightning Lord

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  1. My friend picked up a baseball game from 2003 for his PS2. AJ is on the Twins and he is straight-up mauling opposing pitchers. Sports are weird.
  2. I am too drunk to get into this.... so I leave you to consider that the Twins used to employ a pitcher named Boof Bonser. Boof. Legal name. Maybe. Probably. Look, stop hassling me, I don't know waht I'm on about. Boof.
  3. Pff. It's a perfectly cromulent name.
  4. I loved the idea of signing a Korean player, for I love the kim-chee. But. Did it have to be him?
  5. Sano and Dozier can mash. So can... Korean dude from last year that was basically Kennys Vargas but way more expensive and way closer to my heart on account of being Korean? I might be fdrunk.
  6. I am even more confused than you. I am enjoying the bizarre run they are making, and thankful that I am not back home to hear my brother cynisize* about it every time we chat. *Screw you, Chrome. It's my language, I'll verb** whatever I want. **Thank you Calvin/Bill
  7. Twins gave up on the season... then Byron Buxton remembered that he's supremely talented. He's bumped his BA nearly fifty points since July 1, added about a hundred to his OPS, and hit nine of his 13 HRs since then as well. This despite missing fifteen games injured. Hope he can keep this going. Buxton and Sano should be a terrifying combination, but Byron's struggled mightily trying to figure out how to swing the bat in the majors. I hope he can keep this up and achieve his full potential.
  8. Sigh. Well. So much for the optimism. Sellers we be.
  9. Yah, I saw that the trade didn't work out. I is disappoint. Gibson tried to ruin the 6-0 lead that he was given, but Molitor rightly pulled him before he could lose. Well done, Moli.
  10. Twins reportedly finalizing a trade for Jaime Garcia. He's got a steep price (still owed $4.85m) and I'm a little nervous about his transition to the AL. That nervousness is possibly founded on nothing, though, as I don't actually know how the leagues stack up against each other offensively. My gut says pitching in the AL is harder? Anyway... this seems like a smarter move than bringing in someone for whom the term "venerable" could be aptly applied. I just don't think the Twins have the pitching to actually get anywhere this season, but I do like that the team is trying to make some moves and capitalize on their surprising success.
  11. This was a bit of a surprise. I had some hope with [insert name that isn't Gibson or Colon here] taking the mound, but the Twins usually play down a level or three when they face the Yankees. Waking up to find that they took the rubber match helped make my morning a bit more pleasant
  12. It's sound strategy. If you're worried about the young'un's mind get twisted about, best sit him against the likes of Colon. Can you imagine the mind-love-making that would be striking out, going no-fer against 44 year old Colon's 8.14 ERA and .338 BAA? Don't risk it: sit the young chap and bring him back against an actually decent presence on the mound.
  13. Yes. Yanks lose again But Twins are starting the immortal Bartolo Colon tomorrow. So... I like your odds? How was he the solution to the rotation woes... oh eff.
  14. I am glad that I caught a game at Fenway a few years back and I generally had a good time in Boston. A local even tried to set me up with her niece after plying me with several Sam Adams Rebel IPAs. That said, Fenway is a dump and the area around it is peopled exclusively with drunk dudes wanting to give me a wicked beatin' if they found out I didn't love the Sawks.
  15. He is. I'd love to see his partner from the pipeline (Buxton) start putting things together at the plate. He's speedy and a great fielder and if he could just get to, say, .250... Also nice if Vargas could stay healthy and keep pretending he's a young David Ortiz. All in on offense, I guess.