Datepalm Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Carry on. I got nothing. Contemplating texting Chemist Dude (AKA, Other Indian Phd Guy. Maybe I need to stop reducing men to ethnicities. I'm beginning to feel kinda racist.) I'd need to facebook him or something. I'll be back in three weeks...too far away to start laying groundwork for a hookup when I get back? My brief foray to second base (I think. The whole american baseball metaphor is not my strongest. May have checked wikipedia.) with him has settled into being a really nice memory, but not sure if it's something I want to - or can - follow up on. I'm kind of fascinated by the chaotic element of all this human interaction stuff. There's never any telling whats going to happen, is there? Not sure I approve, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I have never participated in and almost never even looked at previous editions of this thread. But I would just like to say the subtitle Datepalm has come up with is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Yeah, I have nothing to say either, but I have to express my admiration for the thread title. (When I grow up, I will be like Datepalm! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The guy from the Vale Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Heh. It's only too true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Back in caveman times when they played baseball with rocks and sticks, getting to first base was kissing/necking, second base was feeling up, third base was all the way home; i.e., penetration.For all I know, now third base is anal. Although, I've heard that people are growing bored with that now since it's old hat. Human interaction is highly overrated. (You can take this with a grain of salt, though, since I'm a bot.) IMO, you're fine as you are, DP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 down my way, home run refers to coition proper, whereas grand slam typically involves simultaneous participation in all of the major prohibitions, as identified by the learned dissent of justice scalia in lawrence v. texas, to wit: bigamy, sodomy, incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 down my way, home run refers to coition proper, whereas grand slam typically involves simultaneous participation in all of the major prohibitions, as identified by the learned dissent of justice scalia in lawrence v. texas, to wit: If you ever manage a grand slam, I will stand in awe. And wonder if you need a third hand to pull it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 third base was all the way home; i.e., penetration.For all I know, now third base is anal. Although, I've heard that people are growing bored with that now since it's old hat. Third base was awkward groping of genitals. Also, if your anus smells like an old hat I think there's a wash for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 New theory: I'm just too fucking interesting. He started asking, and by the time I'm done telling my army anecdote, hitchhiking misadventure, Burundi story and answered questions about Israeli politics, this guy is staring at me with impressed seriousness and I'm left with "so tell me about the last Australian election! There was that issue with the...uh..." and that was it with Australian red cross guy. Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The guy from the Vale Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 You might indeed be intimidating for some men out there with that much to tell. Most probably aren't used to that.On the other hand, if that really intimidates them, they're probably not right for you, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'm getting dangerously close to almost pining for the guy I work with - not cute temp whose a few years younger as we just have a playful flirty banter going on that I enjoy but the guy I've worked with for like a year and a half (maybe more??) And have had a dull crush on him the whole time but it's getting bad again. I can never tell him or even try to flirt it's been too long so I will just enjoy his company nice quiet voice and bowie esque face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagathai Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Got a phone number after the bar closed last night. It was an easy, underhand pitch but sometimes it's nice to know that you can still hack it at the plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 his guy is staring at me with impressed seriousnessperhaps not the right time to ask about the election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 his guy is staring at me with impressed seriousnessperhaps not the right time to ask about the election.With the right pill(s), election is no longer a barrier against coitus nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I had to share this because I genuinely can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Third base was awkward groping of genitals. Also, if your anus smells like an old hat I think there's a wash for that.I can't help it if my hiney gets cold.But NO - it was not awkward groping of gens. That was part of second base. We may have to have a review of the instant replay. I had to share this because I genuinely can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 I'm getting dangerously close to almost pining for the guy I work with - not cute temp whose a few years younger as we just have a playful flirty banter going on that I enjoy but the guy I've worked with for like a year and a half (maybe more??) And have had a dull crush on him the whole time but it's getting bad again. I can never tell him or even try to flirt it's been too long so I will just enjoy his company nice quiet voice and bowie esque face. You should tell him. It isn't easy to do but if you can muster the courage it might be worth it. I've only been able to do that once in my life and I'll never regret it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChampion Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Home is fourth base, so third can't be all the way home. Unless you're playing cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted December 20, 2015 Author Share Posted December 20, 2015 Aha! Australian guy has a girlfriend! Which he could have mentioned but whatever. Didn't you notice he's kind of weird and anti social? The purveyor of the girlfriend info added. Me : no, he seemed fine. Also, that's my type. I don't need someone to be the right person for me. I don't know what that is or what it means. The last person who felt a right person turned out - indeed, obviously always was - about as dateable as a wheelbarrow full of hedgehogs. I just need someone to respond to me for once so I don't feel like im a hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 down my way, home run refers to coition proper, whereas grand slam typically involves simultaneous participation in all of the major prohibitions, as identified by the learned dissent of justice scalia in lawrence v. texas, to wit: Scalia has no problem with necrophilia or paedophilia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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