Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Thanks guys. :) Rather hungover now. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 I'm drunk, but not that happy-go-lobster drunk that started this shit. I'm pouring high proof liquor in the smouldering embers of righteous rage. Picking twitter fights, stirring shit up with friends and relatives, and trying to enlighten the youth of today on the joys of (not so) subtle Swiftian satire.Fuck your traffic jams and eat babies, you fucks!You sound dangerious! Wanna my nexr mistake? note to self: Ha ha, holy shit i need to quit drinking. MMM...not a bad ideaI just stopped in to invite you all to my AA meeting. :DStart it ES. I might wander in :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 You sound dangerious! Wanna my nexr mistake? MMM...not a bad idea Start it ES. I might wander in :D Haha Bex I looooooooooooooooooove you. Work tomorrow (day off) Zero students with a hard deadline coming up next week showed up today. Zero. So I am going in tomorrow to supervise them for shit they should have gotten done TODAY. Because Friday equals thursday. I am NOT going in without a HANGOVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Into the flood again same old beer it was baaaaaaaack then so I made a big beefsteak try to eat it just once my waaaa eeee ayyyy ayyyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 am i wroooooooooong? have I run too far from my bong? am I gaaaaaaww awwww awwwn? left you here with-some-prawns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 am i wroooooooooong? have I run too far from my bong? am I gaaaaaaww awwww awwwn? left you here with-some-prawns You silly creature! Your bong is right here and i ATE all the shrimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 You silly creature! Your bong is right here and i ATE all the shrimp. lucky for the Imp, you are on top of this shit Lily, ma cher ... but next time send a shrimp or two my way...or perhaps a boudin...it would go great with this bloody mary... :drool: am i wroooooooooong? have I run too far from my bong? am I gaaaaaaww awwww awwwn? left you here with-some-prawns how many times do i have to tell you ...NEVER leave the bong....the bong is your friend....Never leave the bong! ...sheesh... <blazes up and regains buzz> :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Huh, I guess I just had to share my rewritten lyrics to "would?". gimme's back my shrimpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox Irradiata Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Safeway was out of Strongbow Gold Apple so I picked up a new brand of cider to try. It's called Smith & Forge and it tastes pretty bad. :ack: #FirstWorldProblems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Safeway was out of Strongbow Gold Apple so I picked up a new brand of cider to try. It's called Smith & Forge and it tastes pretty bad. :ack: #FirstWorldProblems When cider is bad, it's real bad. Best bet is to mix it 50/50 with some cheap liquor, add a little grenadine, and pretend it's a gutter Shirley Temple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted April 18, 2015 Author Share Posted April 18, 2015 When cider is bad, it's real bad. Best bet is to mix it 50/50 with some cheap liquor, add a little grenadine, and pretend it's a gutter Shirley Temple. Larry, that post was from 8:37 am. Why you start without me? Could we get a few more people in on this daydrunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Meat Pie Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Are there any medieval brand beers out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox Irradiata Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Are there any medieval brand beers out there? I'm not sure if you mean medieval names or styles, but there's a company called Middle Ages Brewing Company who has beers named things like Dragonslayer, Wizard's Winter Ale, etc. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoon Swell Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Just pour some Colt 45 in a stein it's the same shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox Irradiata Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I got a new job/promotion, and people have been giving me bottles of liquor all week as gifts. My cabinet is getting out of control. :lol: I seriously have like 6 bottles of Apple Crown in there now (one of them is the liter size! yikes!) and someone just gave me a bottle of Pecan Pie flavored whiskey by Piehole tonight. Going to make some sort of Apple/Pecan thing and see how that goes. :cheers:ETA: Apple/Pecan shot over ice is gooooood. :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Congrats on the promotion Nox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellus Explorer Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Because of a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Anybody else use this thread and the "what beverage are you drinking" one interchangeably? I'd like to apologize, to the entire Board, for confobuscating the both of them. I'll keep the nonsense over here in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex. Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Anybody else use this thread and the "what beverage are you drinking" one interchangeably? I'd like to apologize, to the entire Board, for confobuscating the both of them. I'll keep the nonsense over here in the future.I read the wrong one by accident all the time and think "what is every one talking abou.... oh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I read the wrong one by accident all the time and think "what is every one talking abou.... oh" Well I'd like to tell you that drinking American canned beer brazenly on the streets of America would cure you of that filthy habit, but I'd be lying. eta; to be clear, that's not just what I'd like to tell you, it's what I told you, and as it turns out, I was lying. Won't cure you of it at all. But don't let that stop you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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