Larry of the Lawn Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 A thread for questions that can only be answered by a literate, 2nd amendment-loving, water-bearing chimp. Monkey, have you ever ridden a donkey? Was he/she startled by your casual handgun fire? These are important questions.Lermo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Dear Monkey,is Larry drunk again?Not that its any of my beeswax! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 dear monkey-- is larry the limp the evil twin of larry the imp? thanks, s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 Dear Monkey,is Larry drunk again?Not that its any of my beeswax! :)Believe the word you're looking for is 'drank', and yes bees are delightful. Pretty much any post made after the new moon I am drank or smake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dear Monkey, I've heard that there are two advice threads, one that only tells truth and one that only tells lies. How can I tell which is which? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Monkey, have you ever ridden a donkey? Was he/she startled by your casual handgun fire? These are important questions.Lermo I have not, but I probably should. I would imagine that your kind would find this sight most humorous. Now if I only knew where I could find a donkey...Dear Monkey,is Larry drunk again?Not that its any of my beeswax! :) The inclusion of the word "again" confuses the issue. I am not sure that he has ceased to be drunk, so it may be more accurate to say that larry is still drunk. dear monkey-- is larry the limp the evil twin of larry the imp? thanks, s. I think not. The limp are a poorly-understand and wrongly vilified group much like imps. Now if one were to produce a limp imp, however, that would indeed be unspeakably evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dear Monkey, I've heard that there are two advice threads, one that only tells truth and one that only tells lies. How can I tell which is which? You must find the donkey and ask him which advice thread he would listen to. Then you shall have your truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dear Larry,Donkeys aren't monkeys!! Quit messing with my head!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Monkey see, monkey do, is that it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The guy from the Vale Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dear Ape, Please don't mistake yourself for a m..., as otherwise, your orange-haired brother will get violent once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 You must find the donkey and ask him which advice thread he would listen to. Then you shall have your truth. Nice. Dear Monkey, Why are you getting so many asinine questions? Let's try a serious one. Will you go with me?* Yes No Circle one *this contract subject to the same rules as 6th grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dear Monkey, Why is it that the Los Angeles Dodgers can't seem to beat the Cardinals this season? Or last season. Or the last 5 seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Seswatha Jordan Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Dear Monkey,I need answers.MJ or Lebron?Cavs or Warriors?How much is American Pharaoh's sperm really worth?Republican or Democrat? Bud or Bud Light?Jack or Jim?And finally, is Kellhus really an alcoholic redneck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox Irradiata Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Nvm :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Dear Monkey, Do you think Larry will ever find the thing for which he is looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitac Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Hi monkey! What am I thinking? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Dear Monkey: Congrats on your advice column. I hope you don't let success go to your head. Look what happened to the Donkey. He's Justin Bieber and Guy Fieri now and talking about a gig on Dancing with the Stars. Any tips on how to deal with mosquito bites? My habit of constantly wanting to be outside has resulted in me being covered with the suckers, plus I'm all scratched up from picking blackberries. Kind Regards, Chewtoy for Bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Dear monkey, Are we going to have a drink together next week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Dear Monkey,Aren't you an ape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd Toilet Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Dear Monkey,Please lend me your wisdom.I am in a serious distress.Brunette, redhead or blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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