Fishb20 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 No prep time, no weapons, no nothing just a fight between LF and Varys, old school wrestling style we've seen them fighting with their brains, but how would they do against each other with their fists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Lovejoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Lmao to think about this. Varys wins easily. He is an actor, he has been acting like he isn't a tough guy, but his weight and reach advantage (and lack of vulnerability below the belt) give him a huge edge. Unless LF has some tricks we don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkofWinterfell Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Reader Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Oh, I'd love to see this. Varys was a street kid criminal who is physically bigger and who puts on the effeminate eunuch act to appear less threatening. He would mop the floor with LF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphis Baratheon Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Wrestling? Varys via tickling LF into submission while he himself giggles like a school girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Or Littlefinger gets behind Varys and chokes him out, like the Man in Black vs Fezzik in The Princess Bride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zandru Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 I'm also with Varys. We don't know whether Littlefinger ever practiced swordplay or fighting skills after his big defeat by Brandon "Big Boy" Stark; one could imagine him going home in rage and shame and deciding to defeat all those knights using his wits, so there! Whereas Varys is described as stocky, which often means muscular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalerionTheCat Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Varys. His weight is an advantage. His look, a deception. His thief experience in Myr and Pentos, if true, should give him a truer advantage. But I believe he is an Unsullied, bought by Illirio before or after Serra. A Blackfyre boy sold along his sister to slavers after the last Blackfyre rebellion. Still better in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mountain That Flies Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 As mentioned Varys has a size advanatage and a rougher background, which should mean more direct experience in unarmed combat. However, Littlefinger likely received some level of martial training growing up at Riverrun, otherwise he wouldn't have even known how to challenge Brandon. I'd says Varys in a pinch, but it would be comical through and through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormking902 Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 LOL it would he a sissy fight for sure, and LF cant pull Varys hair or punch him in the nuts so im team Varys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Wouldn't it start and finish like that wrestling match in Borat that turned gay in front of a disturbed crowd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkofWinterfell Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 This thread doesn't seem to have any point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 So did nobody understand my shout-out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anck Su Namun Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Wrestling you say. Varys has the mass advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 You've seen the film, right? The Man in Black overcomes Fezzik, a much larger man, by getting behind him and chokes him until he blacks out. When all you have are your hands and weight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaWitch Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 It's the 'no weapons' bit I have a problem with. I honestly think these guys would always have at least one knife on them at all times, and surprising either of them could end very badly. They both trade in the appearance of 'harmless, slightly ridiculous', Varys has an apparent physical advantage, but Petyr outgrew the whole fighting fair idiocy years ago. i doubt either of them would accept a drink from the other one, as well, which is sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo of House Cartel Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 02/07/2017 at 0:53 AM, Angel Eyes said: You've seen the film, right? The Man in Black overcomes Fezzik, a much larger man, by getting behind him and chokes him until he blacks out. When all you have are your hands and weight... I'm with ya buddy, RIP Andre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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