Davjos Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Hugorfonics said: Close. Because he thinks outside the box Hahaha that one was way better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord of the Crossing Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 48 minutes ago, Hugorfonics said: Close. Because he thinks outside the box I was gonna say because he had an ace in the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugorfonics Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Lord of the Crossing said: I was gonna say because he had an ace in the hole. For that Id say How come Renly called Stannis' bluff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowen 747 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 What has more lives than a cat who can warg? Spoiler Sansa's virginity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPTWP Timett Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Why did the Stark bring a ladder to the bar? Spoiler Someone told him that drinks where on the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPTWP Timett Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Who wins if the Mountain fights Euron to the death? Spoiler Everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skahaz mo Kandaq Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 On 8/22/2018 at 3:37 AM, TPTWP Timett said: Why did the Stark bring a ladder to the bar? Hide contents Someone told him that drinks where on the house. Love that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mankytoes Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Who is your favourite eunuch? I would usually say Strong Belwas, but sometimes it Varys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullrout Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 So why did Bowen Marsh stab Jon Snow with a dagger? Spoiler He was too close to use a bowen arrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullrout Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 4:22 PM, kleevedge said: What unfair advantage do the others have over the living? Reveal hidden contents wight privilege Why were the Others making fun of Weymar Royce? Spoiler Cos he ain't wight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kleevedge Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Did you know Ser Loras was in love with his Maester? It's true, he would always make up excuses about prostate issues just to get the Maester to stick a finger up his ass. One day on Valentines day Ser Loras went to the Maester and told him; "I seem to have a blockage, I haven't been able to shit". The maester checks for blockage and says "Seven Hells! no wonder you are blocked up you have a dozen roses stuck in your ass." An excited Ser Loras tells the maester " Read the card, Read the card!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kleevedge Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Did you hear Lord Manderly started reading prophecies? you can say he's a four-chin teller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sidious Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 How did Bowen lose his knife? Spoiler Spoiler He left it in the jon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandrax Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Why do Summer islanders hate the Others? Spoiler Because they use wight power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dohor Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Why did Jon Snow walk into Rolex store? Spoiler For the Watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandrax Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Joffrey is giving a speech to his subjects, when someone sneezes. Joff: "Who sneezed?" No one answered. "Fine, execute first row" "I'll ask again, who sneezed? Silence. "Execute second" And so row by row was executed till only one is left, and there one man is thinking: "There is no reason for everyone die because of me". He rises: "It was me" Joffrey looked him for a long time and than says: "Bless you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Bolt Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Why one should send a Bolton to open the Gordian knot? Quote Spoiler "Our Blades are sharp!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 What do you call a vegan Daenarys? Spoiler Kale-eesi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendelsnatch Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Q.) Whats better than being elected Lord Commander A.) Not being in the Nights Watch ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jaime Lannister, Ilyn Payne and Bronn had become good drinking buddies. One night Jaime was waiting for Bronn and Ilyn in their regular Kings Landing drinking haunt. After a couple drinks without their arrival Jaime began to be worried he was stood up. A couple drinks later Bronn and Ilyn finally show up grinning ear to ear. Jaime, already in his cups slurred "I was worried about you two, where where you?" Bronn replied "We were on our way here from the Red Keep when Ilyn pointed out this lass in the courtyard. The Seven save us, she had tits you wouldn't believe, body like an hourglass, and a honey pot ripe for the taking" Ilyn grinned and nodded "We had our way with her then and there, every way you could imagine" Bronn continued. Jaime hanging on every word interrupted, "Good head?" Bronn shrugged and said "Naw, couldn't find that part" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damsel in Distress Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 8/12/2018 at 10:14 AM, Skahaz mo Kandaq said: How come Ned kept Hodor after firing the other stable boys? Hide contents Hodor is the only one who didn't try to saddle Arya! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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