ants Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Oh no, the guy who writes the daily updates might be moving to a weekly basis. RATS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 1 minute ago, ants said: Oh no, the guy who writes the daily updates might be moving to a weekly basis. RATS! Pobody’s Nerfect? Here’s a joke. A man walks into a bar. Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Here’s another joke. Two men walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would’ve seen the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Okay. Last one before I go outside and do some self shaving to my head. Two men walking into a bar. The first asks for some H20. He drinks his water. The second asks for some H20 too. He dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toth Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 And here I thought 2020 couldn't get anystranger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Satire news site The Daily Mash on the ball as usual https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/governments-desperate-to-find-cure-for-coronavirus-before-cure-for-capitalism-discovered-20200422195701 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 I'm very confused by the end of the last page and the start of this one, WTF was going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, BigFatCoward said: I'm very confused by the end of the last page and the start of this one, WTF was going on? I really don’t know. Classic drunk posting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 46 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said: I really don’t know. Classic drunk posting? Get that wine glass out of your talons, BIRD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 50 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: Get that wine glass out of your talons, BIRD! If you think that’s a wine glass, sweetie, I have a surprise for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Fragile Bird said: If you think that’s a wine glass, sweetie, I have a surprise for you... Did you order a shake weight because of the pandemic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Which Tyler Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 https://www.therugbyforum.com/attachments/fb_img_1587566073947-jpg.8166/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Yesterday, U.S. Senator Mark Warner (D-VA) posted an instagram video of him making a tuna melt and it's honestly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Now this is what I call an unforced political error. I'm usually entirely opposed to primarying Democratic incumbents, but I might make an exception in this case. ETA: Don't just click on the short twitter video; click through the link to the full glory of the 3+ minute video on instagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljkeane Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, Fez said: Yesterday, U.S. Senator Mark Warner (D-VA) posted an instagram video of him making a tuna melt and it's honestly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Now this is what I call an unforced political error. Jesus. Fair play to him though. I looked him up, he's apparently very well off but he's definitely managed to dodge the Nancy Pelosi fridgegate bullet and not appear to live an unapproachable extravagant lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, ljkeane said: Jesus. Fair play to him though. I looked him up, he's apparently very well off but he's definitely managed to dodge the Nancy Pelosi fridgegate bullet and not appear to live an unapproachable extravagant lifestyle. That’s so not his house. And yeah, disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljkeane Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: That’s so not his house. Yeah, I'm sure it's an apartment he uses in Washington or something but, still, for a man apparently worth a couple of hundred million dollars it's not a particularly extravagant one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Just now, ljkeane said: Yeah, I'm sure it's an apartment he uses in Washington or something but, still, for a man apparently worth a couple of hundred million dollars it's not a particularly extravagant one. I assume that's his townhouse in Alexandria, VA, which is right outside of DC. Most of the houses there aren't large enough to get too extravagant. He may have a much larger house somewhere else in Virginia, but it still might not be that extravagant, if only because he wouldn't have that much time to enjoy it. Since he's a local senator, he has to be at the capital much more frequently as a Dem rep for the senate pro forma sessions. Also, he's ranking member of a committee (Senate Intelligence) that actually very frequently meets, so he's legitimately quite busy in DC most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Fez said: I assume that's his townhouse in Alexandria, VA, which is right outside of DC. Most of the houses there aren't large enough to get too extravagant. He may have a much larger house somewhere else in Virginia, but it still might not be that extravagant, if only because he wouldn't have that much time to enjoy it. Since he's a local senator, he has to be at the capital much more frequently as a Dem rep for the senate pro forma sessions. Also, he's ranking member of a committee (Senate Intelligence) that actually very frequently meets, so he's legitimately quite busy in DC most of the time. My money would be he went to a staffer’s place. I also find the lack of a second bite suspicious. Do you think he finished that disgusting slop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, Tywin et al. said: My money would be he went to a staffer’s place. I also find the lack of a second bite suspicious. Do you think he finished that disgusting slop? That's too nice a kitchen for a senate staffer. Senate staff salaries are low, and DC real estate is expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, Fez said: That's too nice a kitchen for a senate staffer. Senate staff salaries are low, and DC real estate is expensive. I know the low pay of working for a Senator, but the CoS makes pretty good money, and a lot of staffers are blue bloods who have plenty of money in their families. I mean I could be wrong, but I don’t think people with his kind of money would have a kitchen like that. ETA: But then again, he did make that disgust “sandwich” so maybe he’s a man of simple tastes. I will say though if that’s his place, his wife isn’t living there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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