I Confess

[Arbor Gold]

I confess: I was going to write "kids are so dumb" but I didn't want to offend the n00b so I changed it.

[Theda Baratheon]

I confess that I like Oblivion more than Morrowind and Skyrim. :blushing:

[Sci-2]

I am absolutely petrified of anything to do with ghosts. I don't even know if I believe in ghosts, I don't think I do but that doesn't make sense seeing that I am so terrified of them.

Breath deep sista-friend.

The ghosts can't harm you so long as you believe in my awesomeness.

Have faith, Sci will get you through this.

eta:

I also must confess to be have been nervous clicking on a confession thread with Sci as the last contributor :lol:

Part of me wants to take offense to that, but then another part of me notes I did almost confess foodstuffs I've attempted to use during the sexy times so you're your reservation is warranted.

[Gillio]

I confess I lied to my children.

I told them medic spray killed monsters.

I told them housework was a cure for boredom (It worked)

I told them there was no right that did not come with a responsibility. (only half a lie, really)

I told them to keep trying food they didn't like because their tastebuds might mature (that one worked too!)

I told the oldest that the presents stopped if they told anyone younger that santa or easter bunny were not true.

I dont understand why they never beleive anything I say now!

[Stubby]

I confess that I like Oblivion more than Morrowind and Skyrim. :blushing:

Nothing wrong with that.

[Theda Baratheon]

Breath deep sista-friend.

The ghosts can't harm you so long as you believe in my awesomeness.

Have faith, Sci will get you through this.

:P

That's reassuring, aye

Currently having faith.

Nothing wrong with that.

It has Glarthir in it. Not much beats Glarthir.

And that amazing cast of about 5 voice actors, my favourite being ''STOP! CRIMINAL SCUM!''

[maarsen]

I confess: I was going to write "kids are so dumb" but I didn't want to offend the n00b so I changed it.

Don't worry. It takes a lot to offend me.

[Kittykatknits]

My youngest daughter would not go to bed one night, a few years ago, because there was a monster under her bed. I told her I would deal with it. So I laid on the floor, grabbed the underside of the bed, and pulled myself under, yelling "he's got me! the monster's got me!" My daughter started to cry and I had to come out and tell her I was alright and apologize.

I made my daughter monster spray that we use on bedroom windows every night as she's convinced that's how they are going to get in the house. It worked wonders for us.

[Theda Baratheon]

I remember when I was little my Dad told me about an Elf King in the local woods, I sat down on a tree stump and he said I was sitting on the King's throne and I believed him :P I was worried the elf would be annoyed at me so I apologised to the woods around. I'm sure he had a right laugh at that.

[Nas!]

Oooohhhh. Audrey Horne. The crush that will never pass. Sigh.

[Baitac]

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I confess I lied to my children.

I told them medic spray killed monsters.

I told them housework was a cure for boredom (It worked)

I told them there was no right that did not come with a responsibility. (only half a lie, really)

I told them to keep trying food they didn't like because their tastebuds might mature (that one worked too!)

I told the oldest that the presents stopped if they told anyone younger that santa or easter bunny were not true.

I dont understand why they never beleive anything I say now!

Aww, I love this!!!

I confess that I will unaided eat a whole bag of almond chocolate kisses while watching Bravo tv and/or Logo's RuPaul Drag Race. Unaided. Whole. Bag. Chocolates. Queens. Yep.

[Fragile Bird]

Ok. Bank Machines. I once was waiting behind a guy and his son at a rock concert, and he was getting frustrated as hell because the machine wasn't responding properly, he couldn't seem to sign on. He took out his card and stomped off muttering to himself. I don't know how or why it happened, but the machine was still active and was saying, how much money do you want to withdraw. The thought of stealing money out of his account never crossed my mind, I just hit cancel. (What else would you expect from a brown crayon?) :P

Now that I think about it, there used to be machines where you put in and withdrew your card, then continued with your transaction, so that you wouldn't leave your card behind. I guess they discovered more people screwed up their transactions than left behind their cards. :)

[Buckwheat]

Theda, that fanfic stuff is funny. :rofl:

The thread on getting rid of snails and slugs made me think of this: I confess I am absolutely terrified of snails. My cousin once took one into his hand and I started screaming like crazy, turned completely pale and my aunt thought I would faint right there. In school our teacher once showed us this giant enormous disgusting snail with a shell about 10 cm high, and I shouted and moved my chair backwards as far as I could (sitting in the front row did not really help). I do not even dare to touch an empty shell. I ocasionally have nightmares of them crawling on my bed and I am completely petrified and cannot even move.

Very embarrassing and stupid, I know. :leaving:

[Kelli Fury]

Here are three dark confessions-

there was a show about conjoined twins and I wondered all kinds of inappropriate shit. Do they masturbate? Do they talk to each other while pooping?

I watch Ghost Adventures late at night. I don't believe in ghosts AT ALL, I just enjoy watching a trio of douchebags yelling at ghosts and freaking out.

I have seduced one of you into moving to my frozen tundra, probably with black magic of some kind. It is May and it is still snowing a little bit.

[scotcat]

Here are two confessions -

I hate my step sisters. I think they are horrible people. If I never see them again, it'll be too soon. Don't misunderstand me when I say that - I don't want them dead or wish that anything bad happens to them - I just don't want to see them ever again.

I watch Paranormal State whenever it's on the Biography Channel. I have no idea why, since I don't think ghosts are real, but there you go.

[Isis]

I'd like to say that everyone from Essex isn't like that, but I'd probably be lying. I confess I spent 6 years of my life in Essex. :P

From your comment I'm assuming you have watched the show. The entire cast is independently wealthy - as evidenced by the fact that none of them has an actual job, they just spend their days getting beauty treatments/socialising/whatever you see them doing. Is that what everyone in Essex does? Apart from the bits that are filmed in Brentwood the rest of it is in Loughton or the Lee Valley - that's not even properly in Essex really, as it's inside the M25. The show is full of stupid people. Yes, there are stupid people in Essex. Unfortunately, they are not confimed to that county. I was disappointed to discover when I moved to Streatham that there are stupid people living in London too.

I think the show is absolutely hilarious. Mandy and I have discussed it before and she knows it gets my seal of approval as someone who lived in Essex for 28 years.

As for confessions... when I was about 12 I set a local field on fire 'accidentally'. I anonymously called the fire brigade after trying to put the fire out with a bag of library books. When I returned the scorched library books they were super impressed with my bravery at trying to stop the fire that some terrible vandal had started.

[Nuncle Patchwell]

I must have a strange, and unintentional, ability to evoke hilarious memories when I am naked. Almost all women, with whom I was with, burst out giggling just after I got undressed. Afterwards they usually say that they had just recollected some amusing movie scene, a joke, or a story. Some admitted that eager men just look funny to them.

Perhaps then, maybe I just have a tendency to attract (and to be attracted to) women with an exceptional sense of humor.

[Alex.]

Isis totally spends HER days getting beauty treatments and she absolutely sounds exactly like Amy Childs when she speaks. It is known :P <3

Does she say "babe" a lot?

[Alex.]

All the time. She also wears a LOT of glittery makeup, fake eyelashes, LOADS of black eyeliner and she never, ever drinks beer.

All about the alcopops.

[Lady Shadow Cat]

I have developed an addiction to the Game of Thrones Ascent game on facebook. I can't explain why I like it so much considering its still in beta and is pretty much designed to make you sit around and wait a lot. Yet, I find myself stuck to the screen playing for hours :stillsick: