NFL 2013 Week 3 - Oh My God, There's a Fire sale in Cleveland

[Bronn Stone]

As paper beats both Rock and Spock, no knowledgeable geek should ever lose to another geek.

Multiplayer RPS or RPSLS is played until everyone is eliminated but one. Any round in which all are eliminated is a do-over.

[fuseprime]

Wait, how do three people play rock paper scissors? What if they all picked something different? Would Manning just have laughed and padded his throwing stats?

My buddies and I call it Roshambo. There can be unlimited amounts of people involved, but it gets long if there's more than 6. When it finally gets down to two people, we do a best out of 3. You can throw "Gun", but you only get to use it once in your life. I'm saving that for the Devil.

[Jaime L]

My buddies and I call it Roshambo. There can be unlimited amounts of people involved, but it gets long if there's more than 6. When it finally gets down to two people, we do a best out of 3. You can throw "Gun", but you only get to use it once in your life. I'm saving that for the Devil.

Dude, everyone knows scissors beats gun. Anyone crazy enough to bring scissors to a gun fight wins by default.

[balefired-ed]

Rock also easily beats gun. You ever see what happens when someone tries to fire a weapon with debris in the barrel?

[DaarioKnowsBest]

Freeman benched in TB :0

[Littlefingers In The Air]

Freeman benched in TB :0

let's give him a hardy welcome to Cleveland.

[Mexal]

Freeman benched in TB :0

Probably the best move when it's all said and done. It's clear that Freeman won't be there next year and they need to know what they have in Glennon. I suspect they might be drafting a QB next year.

[Maithanet]

Gun?! That's ridiculous. We throw fire, which obviously beats everything (melts rock and scissors, burns paper). Not like gun, which can shoot a rock, but it doesn't do any real good.

You can only throw your fire once in your life, and fire only loses to water (or piss, if you prefer). Water/piss lose to everything except fire. But beating someone's fire is a source of great pride, and if you think someone is really going to throw thier fire, it might be time.

Alas, like a coward, I still have my fire.

[Independent George]

Beer! Beer wins every time, because beer is awesome. You don't so much win when you call "Beer", as you reach a mutual understanding of "Screw it, let's just go to the pub.". Everybody wins!

[Rhom]

Wait... how the hell does fire beat rock? Sure if we're talking molten surface of the sun kind of fire; but there's a reason you put a ring of rocks outside your campfire.

I don't know what kind of twisted game you're playing, but I can't get on board with it.

[Independent George]

Wait... how the hell does fire beat rock? Sure if we're talking molten surface of the sun kind of fire; but there's a reason you put a ring of rocks outside your campfire.

What if, by 'rock', you actually mean crack? Does fire actually beat rock, or are they mutually beneficial?

[Maithanet]

Wait... how the hell does fire beat rock? Sure if we're talking molten surface of the sun kind of fire; but there's a reason you put a ring of rocks outside your campfire.

I don't know what kind of twisted game you're playing, but I can't get on board with it.

You don't need to go to the sun to have fire melting rock, volcanoes do it all the time. Just assume it's a hot fire.

[awesome possum]

When all else fails: Tsunami.

[Rhom]

When all else fails: Tsunami.

Tsunami beats nuclear reactor I've heard.

:leaving:

[Lord O' Bones]

This thread has become more ridiculous than ever. This, even though I'm sober nowadays and barely participating.

[Independent George]

Tebow!

[Kalbear]

Tebow beats nothing.

Also, sharknado beats all.

[Rhom]

Also, sharknado beats all.

It is known.

[Quoth]

This thread is inching closer and closer to being Forum Gamed. :lol:

[Mexal]

This thread is inching closer and closer to being Forum Gamed. :lol:

And for good reason. This has gone on far too long.