First of My Name Posted January 13, 2016 Author Share Posted January 13, 2016 If I'm not Official Purveyor of Yorkshire Tea, then honestly Fomn I don't know why I even voted you in I will also accept Stand-in Sean Bean, Ninja In-Training, Warden of the North, etc etc Well you didn't vote for me, technically But the title is yours if you want it.Well done to the new rulers, I will in no way be working secretly to undermine the current rule and start a civil war.Good First, whatever is wrong with Bamm Bamm? I am currently counting down to the end of my work time. I can barely wait for the weekend, omg, I'll sleep all day. At least there are only four days left. Eh, it just lacks a little something God, sleeping all days sounds good right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Well you didn't vote for me, technically But the title is yours if you want it.Good Eh, it just lacks a little something God, sleeping all days sounds good right now.pfft, I can see Bamm-Bamm and I need to work on our communication.That titles has been contested by Helena and I believe Leep withdrew from that fight. don't worry folks we will post the first draft of the courtly tittles soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 All hail! *waves at Pebbles and First of My Name* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Zabs! I just saw that you read "All the Light We Cannot See". I'm deep into it. Please tell me the end lives up to the great reading i've gotten through so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Court of 2016: First draft - We have more titles to add, and if people want different ones then they need to speak up. Honourary Titles HRH Jagged – Former Spam Lord 2006 HRH Ghosts Companion – Former Spam Queen 2006 HRH Colder Hands – Former Spam Lord 2007 HRH Turinqui-Calima – Former Spam Queen 2007 HRH Space Bandito – Former Spam Lord 2008 HRH Pebble that Hides – Former Spampress 2009 HRH Silverstar – Former Spampress 2010 HRH BlueRose – Former Spampress 2010 HRH Benionwa – Former Spam Lord 2011 HRH Jade – Former Pharaoh 2011 HRH Ser Lany Cassandra – Former Spam Queen 2012 HRH Mlle. Zabzie – Former Spam Queen 2012 HRH SalomeSandWitch – Former Spam Queen 2012 HRH ICE CROW – Former Spam King 2013 HRH Zar Lannister – Former Spam King 2013 HRH the maid of woodlynne – Former Spam Queen 2014 HRH King Tyrion I – Former Spam King 2014 HRH Buckwheat – Former Spam Queen 2015 HRH The CrannonDweller – Former Spam King 2015 Further, let it be known that our court will be called ToBeDecided. (suggestion welcome) and will be ruled by Queen Pebble and King Bamm Bamm First of His Name. and its members are hereby granted these titles to wear proudly: The Small Council Fragile Bird – Hand of the Spamerial King and Queen, ..... and Custodian of Kittens Rocksniffer – Foot of the Spamerial King and Queen, Lord of the Dungeon of Debourchary, Chief Lifter of the Leg. HRH Buckwheat of the Six Duchies, Princess of the Realm, Official Flower of the Spam Court, and Honorable Graduate of the University of Gralsund HRH The Crannon Dweller, Prince of the Realm and lord commander of the Spamsguard Eyron – Spamperial Kings Personal Ninja, Comrade of Whispers, Mistress of shadows. Koba – Mother of the prophisied one, Lady of the sands, Adrimil of the spamperial star fleet. Felice the Magnificent Comrade of Hats, Libraries and Time travel. Kid Disaster – Lord of the Spamsguard, Master of the chocolate coin, guardian of snark. The Spamsguard HRH The Crannon Dweller, Prince of the Realm and lord commander of the Spamsguard Elizabeth – Lady of Spamsguard keeper of the blue rose crown and recipicant of the lords kiss. HK-47 – Metal being of the Spamsguard and Master of the hunt The BlackBear – Lord of the Spamsguard, Captain of all things Hulked and Supreme Mugwump of Joss Whedon Affairs Kid Disaster – Lord of the Spamsguard, Master of the chocolate coin, guardian of snark. 5? 6? 7? The Court Members Kobababy - Princess that was rumored, promised and delivered, Little star of the South and ultimate delight of the Spam court. Lany - Spamperial Queen Dowager, High Priestess of Damn Near Everything, and Lady of Raven's Perch JQC - Grand Mistress of the Jedi High Council, Guardian of the TARDIS and Queen of Arda, immortal, feared and loved. Rhaenys - Official Blonde of the Spamperial Court, Jedi Princess of the Galactic Empire, Lover of Gauls and Guardian of Astro droids, puppies, baby dragons and all things adorable Bandito Lord of Beards, Maester of Buckethead and Prince of inuendo. Odie - Princess of the ainchenct enchanted treasures, mistress of the hidden tombs and lady of the 10,000 silken scarf's. Bex - Wonderous Witch of healing, Keeper of the Spamerial Hound and Gaurdian of sparkles. Lady Olenna princess of Sugarcoating didlysquat, Darth queen of chocolate cookies Quoth Spamperial Raven, Lord of shiny things and the great plucked pecker. King Tryion – The dwarf king fair, Chieb procastinator of the oppostion Leap Apprentice Purveyor of Yorkshire Tea, Guardian of Pebbleasian Grammer and Warden of the North Helena, Lady Commander of the Spams watch, Mod Ambassador extraordinaire and Official Purveyor of Yorkshire Tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *Bows deeply* (or as much as a Raven can...)My Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I didn't even know they did them that big I'm barely halfway through my own bag of 480, and that's with help from my flatmates. I hereby relinquish all claim to the title. Good to see you know your place. Helena is a Southerner-in-Training now. She is your better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *Bows deeply* (or as much as a Raven can...)My Queen. why thank you feathered one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I like it!May I suggest The Democratic Republic of Spam Court?Or The Court of the Word and Towel?Or the First and Pebble Court? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 And if I may change to Comrade of Whispers, that would be grand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 And if I may change to Comrade of Whispers, that would be grand done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Odie Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Ohh ohh ohhh, I'm going to tell you all a little secret my dear friends. I just became an aunt, my little sister just gave birth to a daughter. It is not official on Faebook or anything yet but I can't keep quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 congrats Odie being an Auntie is the best. You get to spoil them rotten, and let the parents deal with the fall out.You get to buy them noisy annoying toys (only do this if your not gonna have any of your own or your own are older)when they get a little older you get to fill them with sugar and shake them around (jumping, dancing, tumbling ect not pick them up and shake them like a can of Pop your boobytrapping although it has the same effect) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Oh no, not again!Continuing from the other thread, I'm also Rebelling against babies now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Thank you queen Pebble and king first for granting little old me my requested title. all hail! congrats on the baby to your sister, Odie! Happy auntiehood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Lord Commander of the Spamsguard? I am not worthy of such an honor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First of My Name Posted January 13, 2016 Author Share Posted January 13, 2016 Oh no, not again!Continuing from the other thread, I'm also Rebelling against babies now. You're just being a contrarian for it's own sake now!I have to admire that reference though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Lord Commander of the Spamsguard? I am not worthy of such an honor! you read that wrong. Your a Lord of the Spamsguard. the Lord Commander is Nog. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Olenna Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 If it's not too much to ask I would like to keep my current title. I'm particularly fond of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab aeterno Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 You're just being a contrarian for it's own sake now!I have to admire that reference though.Not at all. You don't see me rebelling against the Rebels. I only rebel against injustice and oppression and high-volume poop-machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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