Legitimate_Bastard Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Bastards often defy their social standing and end up having prominent roles in the various polities and institutions of ASOIAF/Planetos, be it for good or bad. Here are a my top 3. -Jon Snow (of course) - LC of the NW, Warg, wildling Casanova and all around badass. - Aurane Waters - Grand Admiral, Lord of the Waters (presumably), I feel he will have a pivotal role in the wars to come. - Ramsay Snow/Bolton - generally an evil bastard, but I enjoyed reading his parts. I cannot wait to see him die, at least I hope he does. Favorable mentions go out to Bloodraven and Wex Pyke. There are so many more - who are you favorites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three-Fingered Pete Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Oh come now, LB. We all know what this is really about don't we? Someone's feeling a little underappreciated aren't they? You know that you're our favowite wittle bastard. Yes you are, yes you are! Who's our favowite wittle bastard? You are! Yes you are! <motorboats LB's tummy to make him giggle> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legitimate_Bastard Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, Three-Fingered Pete said: Oh come now, LB. We all know what this is really about don't we? Someone's feeling a little underappreciated aren't they? You know that you're our favowite wittle bastard. Yes you are, yes you are! Who's are favowite wittle bastard? You are! Yes you are! <motorboats LB's tummy to make him giggle> How did you know? Who told you. Boy it sure is good to feel loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commentator Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Brynden Rivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euron III Greyjoy Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Jon Snow Daemon Blackfyre Brynden Rivers (Bloodraven) Aegor Rivers (Bittersteel) Alyn Velaryon (Oakenfist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Suburbs Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 To add some of the less obvious names to the list: Gendry Edric Storm Mya Stone Tommen Myrcella And maybe add a few secret bastards as well?: Tyrion? Sweetrobin? And, of course, our least favorite bastards: Joffrey Ramsay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis-something-Rose Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Jon Snow and Sarella Sand. I think she is ridiculously badass for what she's doing and I cannot wait to see more of her. I have a massive soft spot for Aurane Waters (him especially) and Roland Storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Map Guy Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 George RR Martin is the #1 bastard here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commentator Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Speaking of bastards. What about Ellaria Sand. She speaks wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormking902 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Aurane Waters is my favorite so far because he played Cersie for a fool lol, she honestly believed he was into her LOL nawwww he just wanted your ships mama :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose of Red Lake Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Alayne Stone, motherfuckers! I like all of Robert's bastards too. You get fun stuff like Gendry (almost??) sleeping with his bastard half-sister at the Peach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugorfonics Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, Rose of Red Lake said: Alayne Stone, motherfuckers! Either her or Hugor Hill. They are my favorite characters, them and Ramsay. But he probably should count as much as they do. So Tyrion Rivers, Lollys' boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euron III Greyjoy Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Stormking902 said: Aurane Waters is my favorite so far because he played Cersie for a fool lol, she honestly believed he was into her LOL nawwww he just wanted your ships mama :p. To be fair he probably would've fucked her given the opportunity, he just wasn't as into her as Cersei's narcissistic brain thought he was. I don't know if it's just the way Roy Dotrice says the line in the audiobooks, but Cersei saying "All my lovely dromonds" after finding out Aurane sailed away with them never fails to make me laugh. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kleevedge Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1. Daemon Blackfyre - Probably the best swordsman of all time. The way he paused the fight after defeating Gwayne Corbray to make sure he wasn't killed. Seems like a pretty honorable dude. 2. Glendon Flowers - Everyone gives him shit and he still kicks everyone ass at whitewalls tourney including Daemon II after he had been tortured. 3. Aurane Waters - Played Cersei and stole her ships 4. Orys Baratheon - Even though I liked Argilac a lot Orys still pretty badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euron III Greyjoy Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 30 minutes ago, kleevedge said: 2. Glendon Flowers - Everyone gives him shit and he still kicks everyone ass at whitewalls tourney including Daemon II after he had been tortured. Glendon Flowers is great. I hope he joins Duncan and Aegon on their trip North to help defend against the Ironborn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormking902 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Euron III Greyjoy said: To be fair he probably would've fucked her given the opportunity, he just wasn't as into her as Cersei's narcissistic brain thought he was. I don't know if it's just the way Roy Dotrice says the line in the audiobooks, but Cersei saying "All my lovely dromonds" after finding out Aurane sailed away with them never fails to make me laugh. xD Well YA im sure almost all men would jump at the chance to fuck the queen of Westeros that doesnt mean he is into her in the slightest lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindsayLohan Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Rolland Storm appears to be a BAMF. Whether or not he's still alive is a mystery, but for a bastard, he's held in high esteem. Stannis leaves him as castellan of Dragonstone, and Cersei knows him (that she even knows of him is significant) to be a seasoned killer. Whether you believe the Siege of Dragonstone went as Aurane Waters described, either outcome is favorable to Storm's reputation. Either he massacred the Lannister/Tyrell forces in a losing effort, inflicting enormous casualties on a superior force, or he lead a discreet abandonment of the isle, shipping valuable weapons and his garrison north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flaydagawd Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Bloodraven and Daeron II's entire line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Uncle P Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 1. Brandon Snow, brother of Torrhen Stark. 2. Gendry. For being black of hair 3. Jacaerys Valeryon . Also raised a lot of bastards to dragonlord status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daemon The Black Dragon Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Daemon Blackfyre and Addam and Alyn of Hull. Honorable mention Ser Duncan the tall, if he's a bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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