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Okay, I prayed for my guardian angel to make pornos of us right where I can perceive them as I close my eyes and go to sleep at night. I've been getting some. This is the first in answered wishes. 

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I do not want to live without my Simple Truth Iron ever again. It is what I truly need for my iron-deficiency anemia. I feel like a million bucks right now. Seriously. 

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On 7/2/2020 at 3:53 AM, HelenaExMachina said:

My least favourite DIY/household maintenance was always when the gloss needed touching up. Noxious fumes and headaches for days, that stuff lingers

When I had my floors sanded and polished, they told me it (polyurethane I think) had dangerous fumes and I should stay somewhere else overnight. I said yes yes but had no intention. I had worked out that I could go in and out by bedroom window (bedroom floors had been done years ago)  and if I came in the back door which was a laundry, I could then carefully step from the laundry doorway into the toilet, so wouldn't ruin the floor. It worked fine. However, I began with putting towels or rugs on the floor to block the crack under the bedroom door. Escalated to taping all around the door (retrieved tape from laundry!). Can't see why this didn't work but it didn't. Ended up creating an oxygen tent by putting my bedhead against the window and putting the heavy curtains over my chest so my head was breathing mostly air from outside. 

It's hard to understand in retrospect but that was a long time ago, I had little money and no car otherwise I suppose once I had realised the situation I might have tried a motel, late as it was, and I had never smelled fresh gloss before making my plan.

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On 9/2/2020 at 12:01 AM, Fragile Bird said:

The secret to sock order is spreading out your socks after the laundry, matching them up and then keeping them together by turning down the the top of one sock over the other so they stay together.  You’ll never make that mistake again. Orphans can be tossed in the drawer to wait for the other one to show up from under the bed or the couch or wherever you managed to lose it, unless somehow it manages to stay orphaned. Toss it out or toss it in a rag bag, so if the partner shows up you still have it.

This doesn't work! Not for me anyway. The orphans are never matched. I have been told by someone that his wife conducts a militaristic "Bring out your socks or die" campaign before putting the laundry on. No sock can be washed unless it has a mate. I think this would work.

I have been obsessed with socks for years. I tried the solution of just buying so many pairs of socks I would always be able to find a pair. This just means my floor and cupboards are awash with single socks (I am a slob, is the real key to all my sock troubles). 

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23 hours ago, BigFatCoward said:

I live in a pretty rural area, all pubs have huge and well spaced beer gardens so I've risked it a few times. 

Yeah, that is totally fair. Tbh, for me it is mostly because I've been working a lot.

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20 hours ago, v_a_l_i_sxoxo said:

Okay, I prayed for my guardian angel to make pornos of us right where I can perceive them as I close my eyes and go to sleep at night. I've been getting some. This is the first in answered wishes. 

Wtf? 

 

On socks, they should come with a male and female press stud, so you can stick them together when you take them off and stick in washing basket. Though as I would then buy half as many socks it would be self defeating. 

Edited by BigFatCoward

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Are they actually identical, or do you just not know them well enough to tell them apart?

At some point, if you keep calling them by the wrong names, they're likely to sacrifice themselves to the Rubber Seal just to spite you.

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I also deal with my sock situation by throwing product at any perceived problems.  I probably average a new pack every couple months.

My new water bottle showed up today.  Green Hydro Flask with a straw lid.  Believe it.

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8 hours ago, BigFatCoward said:
On 9/22/2020 at 10:22 AM, v_a_l_i_sxoxo said:

 

Wtf?

 

Edited by DireWolfSpirit

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Woohoo! I’ve been commissioned by the BBC (supported by BBC Arts and Arts Council England) to create a short piece of audio. 
I was shortlisted in the New Creatives programme and now I’ve been commissioned - so excited !! 

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2 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said:

Woohoo! I’ve been commissioned by the BBC (supported by BBC Arts and Arts Council England) to create a short piece of audio. 
I was shortlisted in the New Creatives programme and now I’ve been commissioned - so excited !! 

Woo hoo!! That is sooooo cool.

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3 hours ago, Theda Baratheon said:

Woohoo! I’ve been commissioned by the BBC (supported by BBC Arts and Arts Council England) to create a short piece of audio. 
I was shortlisted in the New Creatives programme and now I’ve been commissioned - so excited !! 

If only there was a poster on this forum that told you you could make some money with that voice of yours......

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I’ve been eating Outshine brand Fruit & Vegetable popsicles all summer and I don’t think I can stop. The tangerine/carrot nd the blueberry medley are fkn amazing.

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6 hours ago, S John said:

I’ve been eating Outshine brand Fruit & Vegetable popsicles all summer and I don’t think I can stop. The tangerine/carrot nd the blueberry medley are fkn amazing.

I had no idea this was a thing. Are they actually any more healthy? Or is just to lure people in? My daughter loves ice lollies, it sounds like a far better alternative. 

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Is there anything more traumatizing than getting a 24 hour ban then immediately spotting a mistake you cant rectify in a previous post? 

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12 hours ago, BigFatCoward said:

Is there anything more traumatizing than getting a 24 hour ban then immediately spotting a mistake you cant rectify in a previous post? 

Really? You got a 24 hour ban?

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