A True Kaniggit Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Jaxom 1974 said: Plagiarism. Oops. That’s what I get for not reading the entire thread first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted November 26, 2023 Author Share Posted November 26, 2023 What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2 JGP, Deadlines? What Deadlines? and Jace, Extat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw33t Summ3r Ch1ld Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. LongRider, Deadlines? What Deadlines?, Jace, Extat and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 OK, I swear to you I did not search for this. I visited this thread and this popped up in my YouTube video suggestions. Bironic, kissdbyfire, Prince of the North and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liffguard Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat em' all. Phylum of Alexandria 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phylum of Alexandria Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Liffguard said: Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat em' all. You've been to Royston Vasey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phylum of Alexandria Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 I worry about the future of calendars. Let's face it, their days are numbered... ***** Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was possessed by an evil spirit, and the chicken was a bird of the Cloth. **** Which holy men are not blessed with healing powers? Mendicant priests. *** Every New Year, once the ball drops in Times Square, I make sure to put up my vintage posters of the films "Metropolis," "M," "The Big Heat," and "The Testament of Dr Mabuse." You know, four old Lang signs... **** LongRider and Fragile Bird 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteGabriel Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 (works better out loud) What do you call a fish with no eyes? "fsh" Fragile Bird, Deadlines? What Deadlines? and kissdbyfire 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. kissdbyfire, Deadlines? What Deadlines?, Fragile Bird and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 A dishevelled, poorly dressed guy walks into a women's clothing store and asks for a job. When asked if he has any relevant experience he says "I'm a Diesel Fitter." The manager looks at him dubiously, but she's short of help. "If you can help that woman over there and get her to buy something the job is yours". The guy walks over to the customer, looks at her carefully, selects a blouse and pants off the rack, holds them up, and loudly announces "deese'll fit her". The manager groans. kissdbyfire and Fragile Bird 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 37 minutes ago, Larry of the Lawn said: The manager groans. The manager is not alone! Fragile Bird, LongRider, Erik of Hazelfield and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phylum of Alexandria Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 I thought I could buy a gallon of fancy stones, but it seems they only comes in quartz. LongRider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denvek Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 4 hours ago, DanteGabriel said: (works better out loud) What do you call a fish with no eyes? "fsh" What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 How do farmers party? They turnip the beets! kissdbyfire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 How many giraffes can you sit in a vw bug? Easy. 5, two in the front and 3 on the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phylum of Alexandria Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Have you heard any dad jokes about string cheese? They're tearable. **** I was thinking of buying a condo from a dolphin, but I found out that the seller was just a flipper. **** Q: Do you know what male ants are called? A: "Ncles." **** Have you heard about Hindu chocolatiers? They pray to Ganache. What type of music do windmills like? They're huge metal fans. **** What's it like buying a Halloween costume in Syria? Damascus expensive. **** I tried to call a tinnitus hotline the other day. ...But it just kept on ringing. LongRider and kissdbyfire 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 9 minutes ago, Phylum of Alexandria said: Have you heard any dad jokes about string cheese? They're tearable. **** I was thinking of buying a condo from a dolphin, but I found out that the seller was just a flipper. **** Q: Do you know what male ants are called? A: "Ncles." **** Have you heard about Hindu chocolatiers? They pray to Ganache. What type of music do windmills like? They're huge metal fans. **** What's it like buying a Halloween costume in Syria? Damascus expensive. **** I tried to call a tinnitus hotline the other day. ...But it just kept on ringing. Absolutely terrible, love it! Phylum of Alexandria 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 What's the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine? With a Porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. - Why don't Cannibals like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny. - Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE!!! Fragile Bird, Phylum of Alexandria, LongRider and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 https://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/163462-whatcha-watching/&do=findComment&comment=9001971 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory They said I wasnt putting in enough shifts kissdbyfire, Fragile Bird and LongRider 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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