Madame deVenoge Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 4 minutes ago, Mr. Chatywin et al. said: Guess he was just thirsty in more than one way. I really should have followed up more with that, he would have loved being dominated. Clearly. BUT - in national news….the Golden Bachelor pair are divorcing after only THREE MONTHS of marriage. Tears of Lys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 13 Author Share Posted April 13 2 hours ago, Madame deVenoge said: I really should have followed up more with that, he would have loved being dominated. Clearly. Thank god I'm off the market. Lord knows what you might try to put me through. Funny note, J and I were talking a bit ago and just before we were both looking up nerf and squirt guns to have a battle between the two of us and her son. We do this all the time and it never stops shocking us. 11 days. Quote BUT - in national news….the Golden Bachelor pair are divorcing after only THREE MONTHS of marriage. Honest question, is there anyone here who would like to go on one of these shows? I'm not sure what the number on that check would have to be to make me do it. I mean I guess you could get me on one if @Rhom wore a Wisconsin jersey and Louisville hat while filming himself burning all his UK stuff, but I'm not that cruel. Yet. Also, he would need to spot me around $5,000 for a proper riverboat casino experience, but I guess we can haggle on the amount a little bit. But only a little bit. And as a friendly reminder, I know a number of power people who went to Wisconsin, the types that can get the boy in, so don't you dare get cheap on me Rhom. Calls can be made. Go Badgers? Madame deVenoge and Rhom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 As for those shows. The show runners or rather the casting agents (at least in the German incarnation of the Bachelor (pure one, not the golden, silver or bronze one)) apparently go on LinkedIn and co. to look for physically attractive men. Then they send them some sleazy text about the chance of going on a date with a bunch of horned up young ladies, who are apparently willing to do everything *winkwink* to be on TV Thing hit the news a couple of years ago, after they asked one guy who was proper disgusted by the sheer sleazyness and went public with their offer and his refusal to participate. I kinda felt validated in my disdain for and refusal to watch that show. Tears of Lys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Announcement: After a 20 year hiatus, Mlle. Zabzie is now back on the market. Stay tuned for adventures, coming soon to a post near you this summer. Mr. Chatywin et al., Madame deVenoge, Tears of Lys and 4 others 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGP Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Just now, Mlle. Zabzie said: Announcement: After a 20 year hiatus, Mlle. Zabzie is now back on the market. Stay tuned for adventures, coming soon to a post near you this summer. Given the tenor, I'm not entirely sure if I should be commiserating or congratulating you, Mlle. Reconciliation is entirely out of the picture then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Just now, JGP said: Given the tenor, I'm not entirely sure if I should be commiserating or congratulating you, Mlle. Reconciliation is entirely out of the picture then? Congratulating. Should have done it a while ago. Trust me, reconciliation is completely, utterly, and entirely out of the picture. I am D.O.N.E. I’m sort of holding it together to keep the divorce as low key as it can possibly be, but I want as little to do with his ass as possible. So, anyhow, adventure time to come! Larry of the Lawn, JGP, Buckwheat and 8 others 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGP Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Congratulations then, and I wish you an eventually broad sampling of flavor lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 6 minutes ago, JGP said: Congratulations then, and I wish you an eventually broad sampling of flavor lol Many thanks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame deVenoge Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 5 hours ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: Congratulating. Should have done it a while ago. Trust me, reconciliation is completely, utterly, and entirely out of the picture. I am D.O.N.E. I’m sort of holding it together to keep the divorce as low key as it can possibly be, but I want as little to do with his ass as possible. So, anyhow, adventure time to come! As little to do with his ass or any other parts, to be sure!!! I congratulate you, my dear, and we shall get you an amazing dating profile up and ready whenever you are ready. You are waaaay too good for him. He will try and crawl back, trust me. You are strong and you won’t give in. Mr. Chatywin et al. and Mlle. Zabzie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 8 hours ago, Madame deVenoge said: As little to do with his ass or any other parts, to be sure!!! I congratulate you, my dear, and we shall get you an amazing dating profile up and ready whenever you are ready. You are waaaay too good for him. He will try and crawl back, trust me. You are strong and you won’t give in. Thank you! I’m not sure if he is going to crawl back. I don’t really care. OMFG I do not care. I think I’m going to be ready pretty soon. My college reunion was…eye opening (note that all behavior was of a standard that behooves a lady - absolutely nothing untoward occurred). Madame deVenoge and Tears of Lys 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame deVenoge Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) 14 hours ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: Thank you! I’m not sure if he is going to crawl back. I don’t really care. OMFG I do not care. I think I’m going to be ready pretty soon. My college reunion was…eye opening (note that all behavior was of a standard that behooves a lady - absolutely nothing untoward occurred). You need to let some scandal into your life So - the Chatayupdate: 1. Mr. MBA has drunk texted me multiple times, but I really can’t judge. He’s 35. What did I think I was doing? I just deleted his latest texts, and hope he doesn’t start stalking. 2. The two peripheral men, I am counting out (Valuation Guy and VP Sales). I’m not going to sit around for monnnths. 3. I hadn’t checked match in 4 days. Admittedly, I worked 48 hours and had a second date with Law Professor, so it’s not like I felt compelled, but…I really like Law Professor. He’s actually also a man of the cloth…an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He actually performed two marriages for his students 3a We also had a great second date, during which I held back, as a Proper young lady should. I did not seduce him; there was just a nice make-out session during which I could tell, oh hell yes, we are compatible 3a(i) I foresee perhaps a bit more on date 3, but giving a bit of frisson to rounding the bases, as it were. YOU KNOW. Ahem. 3B If he will see it, I’ll plan on taking him to Wagner’s “Die Valkyrie” on Saturday. That’s a 5 hour opera. Edited April 15 by Madame deVenoge Mlle. Zabzie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Update. The crawling has commenced… @Madame deVenoge is wise in the way. Madame deVenoge and Mr. Chatywin et al. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, Madame deVenoge said: You need to let some scandal into your life So - the Chatayupdate: 3B If he will see it, I’ll plan on taking him to Wagner’s “Die Valkyrie” on Saturday. That’s a 5 hour opera. He'd really have to be into opera to sit through that. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 4 hours ago, Tears of Lys said: He'd really have to be into opera to sit through that. Just sayin'. If someone sits through 5 hours of opera, they have got to be very well 'taken care of' on the next date. Madame deVenoge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame deVenoge Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 8 hours ago, BigFatCoward said: If someone sits through 5 hours of opera, they have got to be very well 'taken care of' on the next date. After sitting through 5 hours of opera, they get to lean back, relax, and receive rewards. I’m not stingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IheartIheartTesla Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) I mean, sitting through 6 hours of baseball* would be equally dull, if you're not into people ambling across a diamond (occasionally). The things we do for lust, eh? *pick your boring sportsball game of choice Edited April 15 by IheartIheartTesla Tears of Lys and Madame deVenoge 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame deVenoge Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) 14 hours ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: Update. The crawling has commenced… @Madame deVenoge Yuuuuup to the crawling. This may even continue to happen right up until the papers are signed, and quite possibly even 20 years hence. You might want to get specific in any temporary separation agreement as to who is allowed in which residence at what times. You may all recall that my second ex once went to my house (yes, legally “our house” as his name was on the deed) during the divorce process, and stayed there and watched football on the TV waiting for me to come home so that he could “talk” to me. I am glad that I had two friends with me (one male and large) who, together with me, dissuaded him from being in the home and to go back to his mama’s house, where he was staying. Note that Second Ex was stone cold sober and probably had NO IDEA how threatening it appeared to be waiting for me in my home, uninvited. I had no reason to ask for a (useless) TPO and also legally could not have changed the locks at that point. i encourage you to consider setting your hard boundaries and guard rules now. ETA : tried to remove the kind words of Mlle Zabzie, since she already said them and I don’t need to repeat them, but I can’t remove the shout out ah, well. Edited April 15 by Madame deVenoge Mlle. Zabzie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CityApache Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) On 4/14/2024 at 12:58 AM, Mlle. Zabzie said: Announcement: After a 20 year hiatus, Mlle. Zabzie is now back on the market. Stay tuned for adventures, coming soon to a post near you this summer. Congratulations! I wouldn't care for crawling, it never brings anything good. After few years of being alone, I'd never change it back into the last couple of years of my miserable marriage. And also, I never had such a good relationship with the mother of my daughters as today. Edited April 15 by 3CityApache Madame deVenoge and Mlle. Zabzie 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maithanet Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 17 minutes ago, Madame deVenoge said: After sitting through 5 hours of opera, they get to lean back, relax, and receive rewards. I’m not stingy. Are there no shorter operas available? If I we run with IHT's baseball analogy, you can invite a date to a baseball game even if it isn't their thing, but choosing a doubleheader seem inconsiderate. Mlle. Zabzie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 25 minutes ago, IheartIheartTesla said: I mean, sitting through 6 hours of baseball* would be equally dull, if you're not into people ambling across a diamond (occasionally). The things we do for lust, eh? *pick your boring sportsball game of choice A friend forced me and two others to leave a long extra innings game because at the time he couldn't pee in public. The things you do for love. Madame deVenoge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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