KAH Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Also also, at one point she asked if she could at least keep ten bucks. I shit you not. :rofl: Turdburgler anecdote FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serious Callers Only Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alguien Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Is it a bad that as I read this (awesome) account, that Bonnie Tyler song "I Need a Hero" started playing through my head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Bones, glad you got your stuff back. Damn, that's one funny story man! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 This story delivered! Since your previous avatar was a picture of yourself, I had some wonderful visuals to go along with it. :blush: Glad you were okay, but did you ever end up calling the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalThor Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Bones, funny (and sad) story. That no one stopped is boggling. That she asked for ten bucks? Crazy.Glad no one was hurt or arrested, save for her I suppose. You should have called the police - if nothing else just to get it on record as I'm guessing this wasn't the first time or the last time that she'll try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme Erzulie Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Ok, two things:1) You didn't mention if she was black and/or roving2) If I were you, I'd get one big gun to keep in each room of the house. That way, the next time this happens, you can kill the intruder dead, or at least have a shoot-out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IheartTesla Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 3) My addendum to this hilarious story would have been to call the cops yourself leaving the gender/ethnicity of the perpetrator ambiguous, and greet the po-po wearing nothing but a bathtowel and a baseball bat. If they asked for ID, you could just yell "Is this how you treat a half-naked man brandishing a baseball bat in America?" That would be a great way to test this theory I have about a post-racial, post-feminist USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sis Who Swears Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 1) You didn't mention if she was black and/or roving:lol:This story delivered! Since your previous avatar was a picture of yourself, I had some wonderful visuals to go along with it. :blush:QFT... heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colder Hands Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 sounds to me like she was an evil genius, after the lighter all along. classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stego Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 You win today, sir. You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiled leather Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 The locked door. My roomate and I had never bothered to lock the door when one of us was home. Apparently, this policy is made of FAIL, and has been changed.The lighter, was a shitty BIC that I leave on the porch. I have many others. But the irony of that moment was almost heartbreaking.Laugh away! I waited eight hours to post this for the sense of violation and fear to give way to the sense of hilarity that will be this story's legacy.please tell me you took the car's license plate and called the police....and I sympathize with your feelings of outrage and violation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywolf2375 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 eta. always keep your door locked!or a pair of sweat pants or something readily available. Running outside wearing nothing but a handi-wipe and a Louisville slugger...I guess my only question, based on prior conversations on the board - can he wear white socks with that outfit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sis Who Swears Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I guess my only question, based on prior conversations on the board - can he wear white socks with that outfit?NO! White socks, hell, ANY socks while naked are the height of uncool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minaku Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Must be nice living in a place where you feel like you don't have to keep your door locked all the time. I leave my door unlocked, but only when I'm expecting students. Otherwise, it's locked. All the time. If living in Brooklyn taught me anything, it's to lock the damn door. People who need to get in will still be able to get in.Glad you're not hurt, Bones, and that you were able to er, recuperate and run outside. Been eating a lot of fiber lately? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gertrude Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Crazy ... just crazy. Glad it turned out ok. :lol:It made me think of my uncle though - he lives in a small town in Iowa and he never - NEVER - locks his door unless he is going to be gone for the day or longer. It has always boggled my mind. Kind of like leaving your car unlocked when you stop at a gas station - my friends does that and it makes me feel so uncomfortable. It's just asking for trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mord Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Balefont,Bones: That story was hot.Okay -- I'm glad I'm not the only one to think so.Very nice story, Bones, and thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Perhaps next time Kat the Cat burgler, will choose her victims more carefully. Hmph, geologist my ass!Please. I would have asked for at least $20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormund Ukrainesbane Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 All this talk about door locking. We leave the door unlocked about half the time. The one time the house was broken into the door was unlocked, the burglar came in through the window anyway. A locked door isn't going to keep someone out who wants to come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Iceman of the North Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Please. I would have asked for at least $20.OK, now that we've established your 'occupation', lets talk about the price. Knowing you, I'd still say $10 is more likely than $20 from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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