kuenjato Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Wow, after reading this thread I suddenly feel very fortunate that non of my high school acquaintences post this sort of drama. I have to go over to failbook for those kind of laffs... speaking of which, there are some insane ones up right now. "Whoa baby" in particular... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 This is my favourite of those annoying "Plz repost!" statuses I've seen:Copy this text and put it in your status if you know someone or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone or even if you've just heard of someone who doesn't know anyone then still copy this. It's important to spread the message. And the hearts! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ For f**k's sake, don't forget the hearts!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I rather liked this one from a few months back:Please, join me in putting this on your status if you or someone you love has been eaten by velociraptors. It's time to let silent victims everywhere know that there is no shame in being ripped limb from limb and gobbled up for vicious sport. Velociraptors are, after all, kind ......of......unstoppable. 93% won't copy and paste this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Week Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Go to hell girl, you make me sick!I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dickClass.This is after a ton of drama from their long break up and then a bunch of emo "I'm so lost" postings from a real meathead, "bro" frat boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonblade Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Couple of days ago I saw my brother-in-law's update: "I name my farts!" :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 its a sat nite n i choose to stay at home n let ppl i love make me feel like crap.wat the fk am i doin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balefont Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 All I have to say is that I cannot wait for football season to be over because I'm fucking sick of hearing about football and the Patriots. There. I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonblade Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Oooh, another one:"Oh boy im drink! Good tines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Stone Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 All I have to say is that I cannot wait for football season to be over because I'm fucking sick of hearing about football and the Patriots. There. I said it.Wishes do come true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So1ar Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 i would like to add girls who take the contrast to 100% on their profile pics and add some elementry type text with a quote such as "girls know how to have fun"also people who put song lyrics as their status and other people comment and post the rest of the lyrics to said song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balefont Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Wishes do come true...HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!HAHAHAHHAAHAHAA!!!!!HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!I'm so fucking glad I'm not working in the office tomorrow. Everyone's going to be pissed. And in memoriam of the Pats tonight, here is my football related Facebook feed. I hope Belichick has something up his sleeve for the second half.jets blow Sanchez can't playI think I'm gonna throw upit all comes down to faith people, it's not over 'til it's over.What is going on? The only highlight so far is Shannon Sharp's black velvet blazer . . . let's have a better second half. Come on PATS!can hear Bill yelling at them from here.WTF is going on PATS????that's what I'm talking about...TOUCHDOWN! Thank you God!!!!This is painfulthey will still winBrady f#cking run with the ball if you have towhen does baseball season start. omg, I am done throwing up...I am just done! You were outplayed boys.jets are winning......21-11. this sucks! 2 minutes... I have come to the conclusion that I didn't drink enough during this f#ckin game hahahahaha can u say Jets? I'm going to do laundry this SUCKS!!!!would of like to see Belichick rip Ryan's f#cking ear off all I have to say is GO STEELERSThat was fucking awesome.devastated. My husband is smiling from ear to ear "THE JETS WON" he is ????.Lets go Celtics... i guess.... </3 defeated...deflated...but hopeful.Sad, that's all there is to say. And then me:George must be thrilled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I am a redbull and a beer (redbull = in a relationship) beer equals (married) I'm only married because I haven't the 2000 dollars needed for a divorce. Let me tell ya I'm so ready for it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU-RAY Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Wh-what does... what does that even mean? Second part is clear, but am I missing something with the beverage analogy?Mine is..."todays winners = seahawks and pats"Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lessthanluke Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 This amused me"Just watched Prince Caspian for the first time. YOU WHAT!?! PETER AND SUSAN CAN'T GO BACK???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Wh-what does... what does that even mean? Second part is clear, but am I missing something with the beverage analogy?I really have NO clue. I kind of wondered if it was some US slang/cultural thing that I was unaware of, but apparently not. The woman is kind of nuts and has provided me with lots of amusing/disturbing statuses but this one... it deserves a prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbigski Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 "I'd tell Rex to eat shit, except that his fat ass would probably look forward to another meal."Actually, that's my status update, I just wanted to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balefont Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! From crazy happy lady. Only 67 more days till I head to the big State of Rhode Island....just sayin :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauvka Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I vaguely remember seeing those drinks analogies on facebook a while back. One of those chain status type thing: post your relationship status in drink "code" and pass it on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! From crazy happy lady. It's nice that she is at least warning you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 It's nice that she is at least warning you.:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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