Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Can a woman circumvent the summoning of demons by deploying the stranger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I love that the paragraph starts with the simple declarative "There are such things as sex demons." Just kind of daring you to disagree before reading on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireWolfSpirit Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 Yes the authors name is Major Mack and we cannot help but think what a great porn name, what a great porn name..... Heres the "Return of the Mack" while i'm at it- Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 this reputable completely authentic non-poelaw website ups the ante regarding cunnilingus, with a helpful diagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 17 hours ago, Xray the Enforcer said: We prefer to call it The Pit of One Thousand Demons.h/t to Kalbear, from all those years back. I thought that one was restricted to Jenna Jameson's. It's also a much catchier nickname than "The Queen of Porn". (Not to be confused with The Queen of Thorns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Weeping Sore said: I love that the paragraph starts with the simple declarative "There are such things as sex demons." Just kind of daring you to disagree before reading on. Yeah, I never got past that part, because it raised questions in my mind that required a lot of Internet reasearch to address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astromech Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, sologdin said: this reputable completely authentic non-poelaw website ups the ante regarding cunnilingus, with a helpful diagram. lol, did you sign up for the mailing list? There are some gems in that article which should make it onto boarders' sig lines. "Creation research on oral sex was started about a year ago when Pastor Horace Wilkins of Freehold, Iowa, through means his son is now reconciled with, once acquired some of his boy's own semen in the middle of the night, . . . " that article was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 On somewhat related news. Follow Florida Man@_FloridaMan Florida Man Blames Rampage Through Neighborhood on Too Much Masturbation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 17 hours ago, Astromech said: "I'm going to summon demons" sounds so much better than "I'm going to rub one out". yep, that's a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 And here was me thinking that burning smell was just candles. Little did I know it was the fire and brimstone of hell. Huh, you learn something new every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, HelenaExMachina said: And here was me thinking that burning smell was just candles. Little did I know it was the fire and brimstone of hell. Huh, you learn something new every day Note of caution. If it burns, it does not have to be the fires of hell. Sometimes a trivial STD is a good alternative theory. Or in other words: Syphilis you foul demon, away with you in the name of the lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 32 minutes ago, Notone said: On somewhat related news. Follow Florida Man@_FloridaMan Florida Man Blames Rampage Through Neighborhood on Too Much Masturbation It's good to know that no matter what the crisis is, we can always count on Florida Man to illustrate it. Case in point: this particular FM man's post-mastubatory victims included something postal (course), something related to a trailer (!) and a garden angel. (you buried the lead!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKitttenGuard Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I take there is no explanation on what Male Masturbation is on the related path to Satan. I have to take that is some indirect, round-a-bout path that you can get off of then the single, direct Highway it is for female. Also why do Demons attach to female maturbators and not to male. Is this one where these ethereal need a entry and the vagina is easier than a penis for these spirits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astromech Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, TheKitttenGuard said: I take there is no explanation on what Male Masturbation is on the related path to Satan. I have to take that is some indirect, round-a-bout path that you can get off of then the single, direct Highway it is for female. Also why do Demons attach to female maturbators and not to male. Is this one where these ethereal need a entry and the vagina is easier than a penis for these spirits. I think it's the author's roundabout way of saying it's safer to have sex with him than it is to masturbate. Gotta applaud the creativity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Pesci Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 When I picture a woman summoning a sex demon, I can't help but think the demon has to be Rick Moranis when he becomes the Keymaster in Ghostbusters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 That oral sex article is brilliant. Are we definite it's actually a spoof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I'll just leave this here: http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/04/13/cruz-said-americans-dont-right-masturbate-college-roommates-response-perfect/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 On Wednesday, April 13, 2016 at 8:54 AM, SkynJay said: Major Mack would also be a good name in porn or daytime soaps. But I really want to see the pilot episode of Major Mack and the Sex Demons. I live close to a street called Major Mack. The long name is Major Mackenzie, being Major Mack for short. The street is in Richmond Hill, sometimes called Dick Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ummester Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 The author made an error, got it the wrong way around - watching a woman masturbate is like encountering a succubus that turns a man into a demon. Worth praying at the altar of Satan for, though. When I picture a woman summoning a sex demon, I can't help but think the demon has to be Rick Moranis when he becomes the Keymaster in Ghostbusters... Damn, I have always considered gothic/horror type stuff very sexy - like Nun's doing special things with crucifixes - but you have ruined it all for me with images of Rick Moranis now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastplate Stretcha Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 is Major Mack one of Orson Scott Card's pseudonyms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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